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The FF13 unboxing is just peak thought process for DSP. Instead of waiting an hour or however long it is for the alarm to go away, shrug, and go do something else in the meantime...he makes the video while the situation is happening. It's like he thinks there's only a few hours in a day, instead of 24.
 
GiveMeTheMoney said:
The FF13 unboxing is just peak thought process for DSP. Instead of waiting an hour or however long it is for the alarm to go away, shrug, and go do something else in the meantime...he makes the video while the situation is happening. It's like he thinks there's only a few hours in a day, instead of 24.
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An early example of his autistic adherence to his “schedule”? He’s doing it come hell of high water…

“I’ve gahtta make my unbahxing video at 4 pm! At 4:30 I gahtta take a shit, and then I gahtta eat something after 5! What the fuck? There needs to be more hours in a day, man. This is such hard work, dood… Come fix this fucking alarm you fucking morahns!”

Edit: Also, most people take pride in their work and/or “art”. The fact that he still posted it even though (his words) it was a “disaster video” just shows his cynical attitude towards his “work”, and how it’s all about the views and revenue. If someone who actually gave two shits made that video, they would have immediately realized it was terrible and unwatchable, and immediately hit the DELETE button on their camera, and would have waited til the alarm stopped. Ever heard of “quality control”?
 
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UaineRunei said:
Here's the FF13 unboxing rant.

dave - 24 agosto 2021 - 12-36-05 .mp4
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"Absolutely no one gives two fucks about the FF13 unboxing" to "people liked it, they thought it was funny!" in the span of two minutes.
From "one unboxing went badly" to "the fact that there are people out there who think it's a bad video is hilarious to me."
Never change, Phil
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
Anyone else hearing this rant about people laughing about his Final Fantasy unboxing alarm video? He keeps making excuses for it being “bad”. “The alarm was going for over an hour! If I didn’t make a video there would have been no content that day!”

Motherfucker… the video is hilarious and pathetic because you pointed your camera at a video game box, and ranted about an alarm going off (while said alarm blares in the background), called it an UNBOXING… AND STILL POSTED IT! That is what’s baffling about it…

Oh, now he says it was bad on purpose. Holy shit…
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Reset the clock.
 
Still going on about the hot hardcore gaming season that'll bring back his viewers 'in droves'. Where he gets these ideas I'll never know, but it'll be funny to see how he copes come November.
 
We don't have to worry about our milk supply this year. Someone pointed out how slow it's been, DSP's only plan to rectify it is to wait until the HARDCORE GAMING SEASON because he guarantees "People will come back in droves"

Edit: ninja'd by Phil's Klan mate
 
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