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Mature adult with a business degree and most definitely not a children's entertainer


Goddamn, Phil has the most autistic way of explaining things.

He sometimes reminds of an alien from another planet who’s streaming to his home audience on Planet Autismo.

“It’s a common alarm so if a fire goes off in this unit and this unit, we will know!”

Yes Phil, we are familiar with the concept of a “fire alarm”!
 
Seeing that $14 next to the tipsgoal brings great joy to my detractor heart!
Keep in mind that he already has a $21 to $37 tip guaranteed during, or right before, his break and in the last 3-4 streams, he reached the goal only 15 minutes before the end.
 
Keep in mind that he already has a $21 to $37 tip guaranteed during, or right before, his break and in the last 3-4 streams, he reached the goal only 15 minutes before the end.
Sure would be a shame if something happened to OIC.

And by “something” I don’t mean an accident but say... A girlfriend.

Phil’s income would dry up faster than you can say: “No babe, I can’t take you out to dinner tonight, I need to give 100$ to a 40 year old autistic streamer to be a big shot among his mentally handicapped fans!”


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NEWSFLASH EVERYONE! DSPs controller battery packs last 2-3 days, not “the crazy 40 hours advertised”...

Wait, is someone here good at math? How many hours is 2-3 days again?

He really has been hitting the sauce, hasn’t he? Complete with half slurred speech and all.
 
Sure would be a shame if something happened to OIC.

And by “something” I don’t mean an accident but say... A girlfriend.

Phil’s income would dry up faster than you can say: “No babe, I can’t take you out to dinner tonight, I need to give 100$ to a 40 year old autistic streamer to be a big shot among his mentally handicapped fans!”


EDIT:

NEWSFLASH EVERYONE! DSPs controller battery packs last 2-3 days, not “the crazy 40 hours advertised”...

Wait, is someone here good at math? How many hours is 2-3 days again?
OIC is probably less socially adjusted and less likely to attract a girl than Derich, so that'll never happen. There's a reason DSP whales are the way they are. ♿♿♿
 
Guys, come on - Who's trolling in Phil's chat?!

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How disgustingly childish we must be, ruining Phil's pleasant chat...
 
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for starters dark dave is a detractor and he would happily supply us with information about his payment from yt.
can you supply us with such information? we can ask you.
I received an email this morning at 0741 PST. The money was in my account when I check around 1131. The Piggy panic was real this morning.
 
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