DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Phil still can't write "Psychonauts", Jasper is "great" and Flight Simulator was "outstanding".
(Translated: Retarded - Delusional - Liar)

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lol. he has to be contrarian just to be a douche and fulfill his quota of doing something stupid for the day.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Like a rainy day fund?

But it rained last night? ack ack ack

Not even that. Hell just planning to be paid on the 23 of each month instead of the 21st solves his problems.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Know why it says "pending" Piggy? BECAUSE WE JUST HAD A WEEKEND AND IT'S MONDAY AND THE DAY ISN'T OVER YET Morahn.

The best part is, that he said himself right now that he already had the same issue last month where he got his money in the afternoon.
But here he sits, panicking at 10am.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Not even that. Hell just planning to be paid on the 23 of each month instead of the 21st solves his problems.

He could be getting paid millions by youtube every single month and he'd still cry wolf.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Fuck sake, SET SOME MONEY ASIDE FOR NEXT MONTH.

I bet he never thought of that.
also someone with a YT account should ask dark dave if he got paid yet.

 

[kebab4you]

How is it possible that a 40 year old just today discovered banks don't pay out on weekends? It has always been like that

 

[Iron Hamster]

The best part is, that he said himself right now that he already had the same issue last month where he got his money in the afternoon.
But here he sits, panicking at 10am.

He only has $100 for breakfast dude. C'mon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He could be getting paid millions by youtube every single month and he'd still cry wolf.

And he would still spend every last penny and be broke by the next month's payout. How can he think this complaint will get any sympathy?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Nearly 40 year old mature adult with a business degree doesnt know how banks work especially with someone who's high risk customer being, if we believe him, constantly getting overdrafts, has shit credit and filed for bankruptcy.

Also completely baffled about banker hours. The entire world should change cause this mature adult cant manage his money.

Also I'm getting this strange deja vu feeling, like we went through an idiot tries to understand pending payments and bank accounts.

Edit - SHOCKING! the money cleared on a monday after business hours started.

WHO KNEW!

Btw theres so many contraditions and letting things slip in this rant. Like he actually saved his tips...this time. He goes through this once a week?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Oh look, YT was listening to his pre-stream and gave him his payout you guys!

 

[DeeTracktor]

He just got his payment...

 

[Coke Zero]

If the payment is always "late", wouldn't you eventually adjust your expectations for when you'll get the check?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He just got his payment...

Oh that's good, no worry about hitting the tips goals today then.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"It's stressful not knowing what's in my financial future." - DSP, 2021

(It's not stressful for us, we know your financial future!)

 

[DeeTracktor]

He is grifting that he just got his payment live on air to prove he is not a grifter

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

"It's stressful not knowing what's in my financial future." - DSP, 2021

(It's not stressful for us, we know your financial future!)

Didn't he say that streaming is the most stable job he could possibly have less than a week ago

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Nearly 40 year old mature adult with a business degree doesnt know how banks work especially with someone who's high risk customer being, if we believe him, constantly getting overdrafts, has shit credit and filed for bankruptcy.

Also completely baffled about banker hours. The entire world should change cause this mature adult cant manage his money.

Also I'm getting this strange deja vu feeling, like we went through an idiot tries to understand pending payments and bank accounts.

Edit - SHOCKING! the money cleared on a monday after business hours started.

WHO KNEW!

Btw theres so many contraditions and letting things slip in this rant. Like he actually saved his tips...this time. He goes through this once a week?

I am convinced he averaged like a 1.8 in college and got the easiest business degree his college offered. I bet he was 1 F away from a communications degree

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

What is going on with him this week? I swear I've seen maybe 3-4 variations of tweets where The Sky Is Falling Come To My Stream. It's getting really clickbaity especially with the fact he just said his payment came in as he was rambling (as everyone fucking guessed).

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

90% of his gameplay streams and prestreams now are about money talk.

Imaging watching a streamer to escape thinking about money, only to spend 30 minutes in pre stream listening to a 39 year old man air his dirty laundry.

Oh also please tip him guys, he needs your hard earned money and in return you get dead air, and toxicity...

 

[Tom Delonge]

"It's stressful not knowing what's in my financial future." - DSP, 2021

(It's not stressful for us, we know your financial future!)

You could scratch the year. It's DSP every month of every year