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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
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Oh my God it's Sty Fieri
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What in the redneck guy fieri fuck is dave wearing!?
 
The fact that you didn't make a hats reveal that were actually hats for Jasper shows how you aren't as business savvy as you pretend to be. The tards love Jasper more than you.

Kf has singlehandedly mentioned dozens of easy (cheap or free) solutions that would improve his content.

I cant wait till Phil has a glasses reveal and realize people stopped tipping after 50 bucks.
 
The best part of this era of DSP is he's literally funded by 3 or 4 people, and maybe even less now, otherwise he gets 7-20$ in tips. I'm sure this grift will last for awhile longer but if OIC ever goes to another person to latch onto, DSP is F U C K E D.
 
GiveMeTheMoney said:
The best part of this era of DSP is he's literally funded by 3 or 4 people, and maybe even less now, otherwise he gets 7-20$ in tips. I'm sure this grift will last for awhile longer but if OIC ever goes to another person to latch onto, DSP is F U C K E D.
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Luckily Phil has monopolized wearing clothes for money on stream and making trolls “seethe”


Dread Pirate Retard said:
2 hours for 1 fucking run. unreal. Now he is overdosing on copium, blaming the boons he got.
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Sounds like I’m checking out the archive, because that’s fucking insanity if he really only did one run…the stalling would be legendary
 
GiveMeTheMoney said:
The best part of this era of DSP is he's literally funded by 3 or 4 people, and maybe even less now, otherwise he gets 7-20$ in tips. I'm sure this grift will last for awhile longer but if OIC ever goes to another person to latch onto, DSP is F U C K E D.
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The thing about that faggot is that he's not there for Phil. I'm sure he doesn't give a single shit about Phil, he's just there to get attention from detractors.
 
GiveMeTheMoney said:
The best part of this era of DSP is he's literally funded by 3 or 4 people, and maybe even less now, otherwise he gets 7-20$ in tips. I'm sure this grift will last for awhile longer but if OIC ever goes to another person to latch onto, DSP is F U C K E D.
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It's the natural cycle of streamers and their whales, they donate because they get recognition in a relatively small community, then they get BTFO by a bigger whale and move on to the next <500 viewer streamer.
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
Luckily Phil has monopolized wearing clothes for money on stream and making trolls “seethe”



Sounds like I’m checking out the archive, because that’s fucking insanity if he really only did one run…the stalling would be legendary
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In addition to pausing after every room to read the chat while he runs around in circles, he read every single choice out loud, asked the chat 'I dunno... what do you guys think?", and then sat in silence glaring at the chat before finally picking something.
 
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Week 15
  • Average of $136 in tips per stream(Missing goal by 9% even factoring in the begathon.)
  • Without the begathon, he could have been looking at his worst week for tips in months.
  • Goal hit 5 out of 14 streams.
  • [REDACTED] pumping funds into this freakshow harder than ever.
  • Just shy of $40k cajoled in 4 months.
 
So Phil was behind on mortgage yet making an extra 600 in a marathon and said it's okay to be late a couple times.

So he made even less this month so if he doesn't have an emergency fundraiser, what does that mean??

These retards who believe him can't do basic addition.
 
Dread Pirate Retard said:
In addition to pausing after every room to read the chat while he runs around in circles, he read every single choice out loud, asked the chat 'I dunno... what do you guys think?", and then sat in silence glaring at the chat before finally picking something.
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some wheelchair symbol told Phil he was "playing hades above average/pretty good"

guess what Phil's response was, he thanked everyone who had been telling him where to go, what the best equips were, he thanked everyone for supporting the play through with their advice and specifically made sure to thank the author of the guide he was using

WRONG

he said "I have a certain knack for some kinds of games", he still thinks he's the best gamer on the planet, even though we can clearly see him spamming buttons and doing his best to let everyone else play the game for him
 
Just got to a point where Phil shit his pants over a boon that reduces trap damage by 75% and passed it up over backstab damage

he’s convinced backstab damage isn’t good in this game which is hilarious because it’s incredibly easy to maneuver behind enemies, and sometimes you’ll do it against slower enemies without even having to try, the 3rd boss in the game can only be hit from behind

then he used a gate of chaos and said all of them are worthless choices…keep in mind one would make his cast do 30% more damage…it’s almost like he doesn’t get how the gate is supposed to make things more challenging at first for a big reward…

he just said choosing between a hammer upgrade and a health upgrade is a tough decision…not it’s not Phil, not even close lmao the hammer is basically the best room possible in nearly every scenario

he’s really bad at fighting the 3rd floor duo boss, he’s just dashing and spamming and not focusing one of them down, so he got one weak to the point he started doing his big aoe attacks so now he’s gotta deal with that while this big dumb Minotaur is still up in his face chasing him down.

brags about how if he had another revive he would’ve beaten hades, glad he apparently hasn’t been spoiled that hades has two life bars lmao.

the way he talks about this game really highlights his mindset, he was at a “disadvantage” because he didn’t have a 2nd revive or triple dash….you can’t be at a disadvantage because of a random power up you didn’t get, not having 2 revives is definitely a disadvantage because you stared with 2 and played poorly to the point it hurt you, you can’t play expecting to be given boons like triple dash and then use them as an excuse when you don’t get them.

he’s going to have a hard time beating the game without lots of luck, he’s playing so infrequently and not really learning boss patterns, until he gets to hades with enough health to plow into him he’s gonna go nowhere, or a stupidly op build, which isn’t hard to do


Dread Pirate Retard said:
blaming the boons he got.
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Well I can see why he was saying this, his build was trash from what I can tell(I was only half listening)

he constantly picks pussy passive boons that mitigate damage, and he almost never does poms or other things to upgrade his main damage dealing boons
 
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Even with the surprise reward, DSP still needs 1-2 people to make up most of the tips goal to even get close to $150. 3 people combined to $118 tonight, just the same as before he had the new hats. What a great business expense, $45 down the drain.

I really want to know how he decided on THREE camo hats. Was he trying to decide on which to buy and said "fuck it!" and bought all 3? He know its stupid to buy 3 camo hats, thats why he had to disguise what they were by giving them misleading names.
 
I dont know why anyone is surprised by Phils actions with Jaspers UTI.

He had him declawed. What the fuck did you think he was going to do? Look after a suffering animal like it is a human? No. Hes going to take his time and address Jaspers needs when its convenient for him.

When he got his new chair, he talked about Jasper tearing up furniture, which only could have happened if he had claws and later didnt when living at the Snortfort. He valued a shitty gamer chair over a cruel and now unusual surgery for cats, stripping them of (essentially) the top half of his fingers. This was an odd and subtle confirmation that he had him declawed.

Pet ownership is taking on the responsibilities of a parent. Its a fucking meme about pet parents but when you get a pet, you have responsibility over so much of their lives, they are essentially a baby. Especially in what they can and cant do. And youre asking a manbaby to do that? Come ahhn man
 
What are the chances Jasper Kitty Burnell is fine and Philliam is doing this solely to bait pity tips? The vet appointment lines up too well with it being on his day off to seem legit to me, IMO.
 
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