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Prince Lotor said:
Phil already pre-loaded his excuse into today's Pre-stream.
He said that "We're not experienced cat owners so we don't know everything."
He's already doing his 'nothing I could do'/'Oh, well I didn't know that' routine.

Just forget that in the IRL stream Kathy said that she has had many cats in the past and has owned cats her whole life.
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To everyone reading this thread: If you want to own a pet, research how to properly care for that pet first. This could have been avoided if Phil let Jasper have consistent access to a litter box, cleaned out the litter boxes more than once a month, spent less than 98% of his income on Champions, and took his cat to the vet immediately instead of streaming movies to welfare recipients.
Piece of Peace said:
So in regards to this Jasper shit, what are the odds that if Jasper actually dies from his neglect that he just never tells us to save face and we never see him on stream again?

Like I think there's actually a very high chance of that being the case.
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Phil won't even stop streaming for one day besides his "day off" to take his cat to the vet. The only way we'll never see him on stream again is if he dies.

As for Jasper? Yeah, he'll absolutely never show up on stream again. I don't think Phil will just never tell us, though; I think either he'd let the truth slip in a gin-induced stupor or he'd beg for cat funeral bills.
 
If ever we needed to be reaffirmed that Phils a sociopath. Jasper is in clear discomfort and Phil just doesn't seem to care all that much. I can't imagine someone seeing their pet suffering and not scheduling same day or next day appointment at a vet, let alone waiting until your day off so as not to inconvenience yourself
 
UaineRunei said:
There you go, his temper tantrum about the vet reschedule.
He got more "emotional" about the inconvenience of a reschedule than he got about Jasper illness.

jasper - 21 agosto 2021 - 11-46-38 .mp4
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Okay. I stopped that 30 seconds in. I know I just posted this, but I mean this sincerely. Phil is scum. I fucking hope that one of these days, he has a serious medical condition. And I want it to hurt. And I want him to not be able to find treatment for at least 4 days. And then I want him to bitch this exact same fucking way when they tell him "That procedure you need? We can slot you in a day earlier". Because that's what Jasper is going through right now.

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@PutridElephant has corrected me it's 6 days later. I'm angry about this and because of that I didn't listen to the whole thing for all the context. I do still stand by what I said since emergency vets are still an option that he's refusing to take, but I was wrong and I apologize.
 
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It's nice to see everyone still cares for our furry counterparts and hasn't had all the zoophilic degenerates grind them down. Just a reminder to not do any gay ops even if it is for an apparent "good cause". The pig lies a lot so it's almost impossible to be certain about anything he says imo. If Jasper does die then also remember being a internet vigilante isn't cool. As much as we all wanna see people who neglect animals get their dues doing it as a rowdy mass will only do harm.
 
Fuck this man for this whole Jasper health saga. If you get a pet, you're accepting that its your responsibility to take care and provide for it no matter what happens. Thank fuck Phil's never gonna have kids, can you imagine what kind of childhood they'd have if taking care of a cat is beyond this idiot's capabilities?
 
Gonna say this so there's no confusion. The whole "no planning" rule still applies, but what you do away from here is your business. Kindly don't come here bragging about anything you may plan to do or carry through with.

Also, fuck this cunt for ignoring a pet in distress. I've only had dogs, but I've been to emergency vets plenty of times.
 
Draventren said:
Okay. I stopped that 30 seconds in. I know I just posted this, but I mean this sincerely. Phil is scum. I fucking hope that one of these days, he has a serious medical condition. And I want it to hurt. And I want him to not be able to find treatment for at least 4 days. And then I want him to bitch this exact same fucking way when they tell him "That procedure you need? We can slot you in a day earlier". Because that's what Jasper is going through right now.
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JFC It's not a day earlier, it's 6 days later.
 
JimiHendrix said:
don't know if anyone corrected yet, but I am just making it clear. That IS the game.

I watched 2 other streamers who I KNOW don't have cats, same noise at the same part.

If phil lets his cat die, I don't care about the autistic illuminati rule, I want someone to fuck his ass up.

but I'm not going to make shit up. That audio isn't Jasper.
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Well I was an idiot and listened to everyone else. Getting this shit wrong makes us look really dumb.

EDIT: Which isn't to say I'm trying to blame others. Gotta trust but verify.
 
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King of Super Casualized said:
Well I was an idiot and listened to everyone else. Getting this shit wrong makes us look really dumb.
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i'm not perfect, I could be the wrong one. but I was watching someone stream it just last night and they were hiding in the closet and I heard cat meow, and I know they don't have a cat and it wasn't my cat.

so. unless I had another psychotic break, I'm confident in my statement.
 
You can just almost hear Phil ranting on the phone to the "fucking vet":


"Listen, listen you no life Mahron! How the fuck you dare to conflict my appointment with my streaming schedule?????"

"You know how much my khet worth? $2000! That's T-W-O FUCKING T-H-O-U-SAND dollars you nudnik!"

"Alright I'm legitimately pissed now, okay? What's your name? I'm gonna report your rude behavior to your manager for calling my stream time less important than getting my cat to the vet!"

"You said your name is DREW? "

"HI Jew, let me tell you something Jew, ONLY SUCKERS WORK A 9 TO 5 JAHB ackackackackack"
 
ManakaLaala said:
If ever we needed to be reaffirmed that Phils a sociopath. Jasper is in clear discomfort and Phil just doesn't seem to care all that much. I can't imagine someone seeing their pet suffering and not scheduling same day or next day appointment at a vet, let alone waiting until your day off so as not to inconvenience yourself
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Yeah I wanted to mention something like that, if you just randomly tuned into his stream tonight, his demeanor wouldn't give any indication that there's an animal suffering in his house right now. Phil doesn't give a shit about this at all except for the money that oic is going to have to fork over to the vet.
 
So, did Jasper out live his usefulness Phil? Is cat food too expensive so your hoping the poor thing dies off? I am partially joking but Phil is such a greedy pig I wouldn't put it pass him.
 
UaineRunei said:
There you go, his temper tantrum about the vet reschedule.
He got more "emotional" about the inconvenience of a reschedule than he got about Jasper's illness.

jasper - 21 agosto 2021 - 11-46-38 .mp4
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"Good news, your appointment has been rescheduled a day earlier!"
"DO YOU SEE HOW DUMB FUCKING VETS ARE, I SAID TUESDAY I WANTED IT TO BE TUESDAY"
Guys this isn't fucking funny anymore. This may actually be the worst DSP clip I've ever seen.
EDIT: I'm wrong about the date being pushed back but still, the schedule autism is actually frightening to me here.
 
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If it's an emergency a Vet will give you a referral to an Emergency Hospital or clinic. It just so happens he's got one of those within spitting distance of his house. It's not like Phil can't afford it despite his cries of being poor he makes over 120k a year. TAKE YOU FRIGGEN CAT TO THE VET! I get the feeling this is just a ruse for the next urgent fund raising marathon he's going to have to have in the next week or two.
 
Fragarach said:
Just got an e-mail from the vet and losing his shit that the appointment is on Monday instead of Tuesday morning. He's "legitimately pissed off" and it's "really angering" him. Never get between a manchild and his autistic schedule.
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Wait a minute... A man with a god complex, being autistic and neglecting his pets? Oh shit, the merge really is on!

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ManakaLaala said:
I can't imagine someone seeing their pet suffering and not scheduling same day or next day appointment at a vet, let alone waiting until your day off so as not to inconvenience yourself
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And what makes it more ridiculous is that he makes his owns schedule,he just an autistic fuck that can't deviate from it.
Draventren said:
Okay. I stopped that 30 seconds in. I know I just posted this, but I mean this sincerely. Phil is scum. I fucking hope that one of these days, he has a serious medical condition. And I want it to hurt. And I want him to not be able to find treatment for at least 4 days. And then I want him to bitch this exact same fucking way when they tell him "That procedure you need? We can slot you in a day earlier". Because that's what Jasper is going through right now.

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@PutridElephant has corrected me it's 6 days later. I'm angry about this and because of that I didn't listen to the whole thing for all the context. I do still stand by what I said since emergency vets are still an option that he's refusing to take, but I was wrong and I apologize.
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There was a misunderstanding,they rescheduled for august 30th(a week later) ,still its fucking stupid for him to complain because emergency vets that work 24/7 exist so he could take Jasper to the vet right now.
 
Honestly I wouldn't be shocked if the 'Jasper goes to heaven' saga was just a trial run of DSP trying to squeeze in 2 days off a week, he's been talking about it recently and the timing just seems too perfect
 
UaineRunei said:
There you go, his temper tantrum about the vet reschedule.
He got more "emotional" about the inconvenience of a reschedule than he got about Jasper's illness.

jasper - 21 agosto 2021 - 11-46-38 .mp4
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Now that I've heard it again and realized the date was a week later I can't knock him for getting so pissed because he might actually be mad that his cat will suffer longer. I'll take that one back.
 
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