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I don't remember is this was said before but I found very funny that at 4:55 Phil says "So he(Jasper) is now saying 'ok I can't go in the litter box so I'm gonna try go other places" Phil Jasper is a fucking cat he doesn't say anything ,he can't talk. I find it hilarious how he is so used to putting words in people's mouth that he claims his cat speaks to him.

 
Funko Pops NFT collector said:
I don't remember is this was said before but I found very funny that at 4:55 Phil says "So he(Jasper) is now saying 'ok I can't go in the litter box so I'm gonna try go other places" Phil Jasper is a fucking cat he doesn't say anything ,he can't talk. I find it hilarious how he is so used to putting words in people's mouth that he claims his cat speaks to him.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P6gSOt35K7Q
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Jasper does talk to him. You have to be a mature adult to hear what Jasper is saying though so none of us nudniks can understand him.

Also, Phil, take your fucking cat to the vet you deplorable piece of shit.
 
Wouldnt put it past phil to neglect taking the cat to the vet solely because it conflicts with his autistic schedule
 
Just got an e-mail from the vet and losing his shit that the appointment is on Monday instead of Tuesday morning. He's "legitimately pissed off" and it's "really angering" him. Never get between a manchild and his autistic schedule.
 
Fragarach said:
Just got an e-mail from the vet and losing his shit that the appointment is on Monday instead of Tuesday morning. He's "legitimately pissed off" and it's "really angering" him. Never get between a manchild and his autistic schedule.
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Lol, "Fuck helping my cat who's suffering, what about my adult streaming schedule!"

Edit: Misunderstanding, the appointment would have been later. Bigups @UaineRunei for the clip clarifying things.
 
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Fragarach said:
Just got an e-mail from the vet and losing his shit that the appointment is on Monday instead of Tuesday morning. He's "legitimately pissed off" and it's "really angering" him. Never get between a manchild and his autistic schedule.
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My jaw dropped. This is beyond messed up, and of course he begs right after. I know we shouldn't get angry but this is getting me angry. Gonna jump off the DSP train for a while.
 
Maybe I'm just a 62 IQ nudnik but are there no emergency vets in Renton? He's acting like he's gotta make an appointment for this shit when it's definitely an emergency if it's as bad as he says it is. Granted I'm going off Dave's word as to how severe it is so, maybe I am a nudnik.
 
the neglect being shown in this case towards his cat is really fucking pissing me off, especially with what's wrong with the cat, this isn't something you make a vet appointment for, the vet would see the cat asap, because it is very important to get this issue resolved as soon as possible
 
Lorum Ipsum said:
Jasper does talk to him. You have to be a mature adult to hear what Jasper is saying though so none of us nudniks can understand him.

Also, Phil, take your fucking cat to the vet you deplorable piece of shit.
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He is a piece of shit that doesn't want to take care of Jasper until his day off because he doesn't give a fuck about the cat,if you listen after 8:55 he says that he called a vet and they said the sooner they could take jasper was on September 7 (coincidentally a tuesday,his day off) and he had to make some calls and found a place where he can take him next tuesday (again his day off),they are plenty of places that take animals for emergencies,I once took my dog to the vet at 1AM on a saturday because she was having small tic like convulsions where she shaked her head and you are going tell me Phil can't take his cat to the vet today?

This is basically the same as having a kid and saying "nah son,I'll take you to the doctor on my day off I don't give a shit if you are in pain or if it get's worse". What a piece of shit,and you know who is also a piece of shit? That retard 60 IQ shelf stacking wife he has since she doesn't care either,she has no issues taking the car to drive to work but apparently taking Jasper to the vet is less important than Skyrim.

 
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Fragarach said:
Just got an e-mail from the vet and losing his shit that the appointment is on Monday instead of Tuesday morning. He's "legitimately pissed off" and it's "really angering" him. Never get between a manchild and his autistic schedule.
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So the cat is sick enough to where the vet wants him in sooner and Phil is mad about that?

Yeah, forget the whole "don't pozload my neghole" rule. If anyone wants to firebomb this waste of skin, no one will miss him.
 
What's getting me, is how he's acting like Jasper is just going to sleep this off and magically get better. I joked the other day saying they were a step below that reality show about young adults with down syndrome going off on their own.

2 adults neither can take care of a cat who's clearly sick. Still a bit sus I don't know any Vet that would schedule a visit 4 days later for a cat who is showing signs of crystals then email, not call either owner with an appointment over a week away over email well outside office hours.
 
San Dimas High School said:
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After looking at his official office-style chair, wardrobe, and grooming habits I think this convertible is more his style.
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I'm kinda thinking the Pontiac Aztek.

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Fragarach said:
I remember that, I thought it was the game! His cat is practically howling and he's just in potato mode with his headphones on staring at the screen and laptop waiting for the tips to come in. Dude couldn't give two shits about his cat. He's really just gonna wait until his cat starts like vomiting blood before taking him to a vet.
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don't know if anyone corrected yet, but I am just making it clear. That IS the game.

I watched 2 other streamers who I KNOW don't have cats, same noise at the same part.

If phil lets his cat die, I don't care about the autistic illuminati rule, I want someone to fuck his ass up.

but I'm not going to make shit up. That audio isn't Jasper.
 
Funko Pops NFT collector said:
I don't remember is this was said before but I found very funny that at 4:55 Phil says "So he(Jasper) is now saying 'ok I can't go in the litter box so I'm gonna try go other places" Phil Jasper is a fucking cat he doesn't say anything ,he can't talk. I find it hilarious how he is so used to putting words in people's mouth that he claims his cat speaks to him.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P6gSOt35K7Q
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DSP putting words in people's mouths has always been hilarious to me, but then he got Jasper and started putting words in his mouth and that's when I thought he's actually psychotic.

"he looks at me and says, dad stop playing video games! I want you to come play with me dad. I love you dad"
 
FunkyFlashman said:
Maybe I'm just a 62 IQ nudnik but are there no emergency vets in Renton? He's acting like he's gotta make an appointment for this shit when it's definitely an emergency if it's as bad as he says it is. Granted I'm going off Dave's word as to how severe it is so, maybe I am a nudnik.
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IT'S NAUGHT AN REEEMERGENCY YOU CHILD YOU LIVES IN YOUR PARENT'S BASEMENT MARAN!
Lorum Ipsum said:
So the cat is sick enough to where the vet wants him in sooner and Phil is mad about that?

Yeah, forget the whole "don't pozload my neghole" rule. If anyone wants to firebomb this waste of skin, no one will miss him.
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The confirmation is for Monday the 30th.
 
Fragarach said:
Just got an e-mail from the vet and losing his shit that the appointment is on Monday instead of Tuesday morning. He's "legitimately pissed off" and it's "really angering" him. Never get between a manchild and his autistic schedule.
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Please tell me that there's a recording of that.
 
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