Just got an e-mail from the vet and losing his shit that the appointment is on Monday instead of Tuesday morning. He's "legitimately pissed off" and it's "really angering" him. Never get between a manchild and his autistic schedule.
I am a big advocate of not getting mad about DSP and what he does.
Fuck you DSP. Fuck you, fuck your wife, fuck your whole goddamn life. Remember back when you revealed Jasper and went and talked shit about that one bitch who abused her cat on stream? Congrats, you're now just as bad as that bitch. You will take whole days off for an ear ache, a condition that children manage to fucking solider on through, but your cat is probably developing crystals and you're just not going to do jack shit.
I don't believe in an afterlife, not looking to stir the pot I have a point, but I want to believe there's one for house pets. If Jasper dies, I hope he gets one of the cushiest parts of whatever heaven house pets make it in to, with all the pampering and love that poor animal deserves. If Jasper dies, I know it won't affect Phil emotionally. Maybe a few crocodile tears until he moves on to the next thing. If Jasper dies though, I hope that this stream spreads farther than the time he jerked it on stream. I hope that for the rest of time, Phil is known as an animal abuser because if that cat dies or suffers anymore unnecessarily, it is all Phil's fault as far as I'm concerned.
I'm a big advocate of not getting mad about DSP and what he does, up until his negligence and poor behavior start putting unwilling participants of his lazy, fucked up existence suffer for it.
Rate me MOTI, dumb, or autistic for this rant, I just wanted this out of my system.