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Someone pointed it out earlier but I also remember DSP saying that if anything happened to Jasper, his parents would help pay for it. Honestly it's them who are the real detractors. They need to open their fucking wallets to Phil just like his paypigs and, now, apparently, his wife to help him pay for games.
 
Funko Pops NFT collector said:
I was talking with someone about Jasper and it was mentioned that Phil only cleans the litter box once a week,that he hoards cat shit for a month before taking it to the dump and that he has so much trash that the garbage truck can't pick up all of it. How is it possible to produce that much trash? Is he just coomsoming so many things at the mall that he produces copious amount of trash in the form of boxes plus the takeout stuff that he has to throw away when he gets his food or what? How can two people have so much trash the garbage truck can't pick up all of it and he needs to go to the dump once a month?
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He doesn't recycle.

One of the most infuriating things about Jasper, if it's real, is that Phil is reading this thread goat laughing at what people here are saying because he refuses to believe anything anyone says. He refuses to listen to anything but that fucking voice in his fat head.
 
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gobsmackedmortician said:
I've had cats all my life, never had a cat with a UTI
cats can get UTI if they use a litter tray and you don't clean it regularly which knowing Phil is what's happening

I believe lazy cunts not cleaning the box daily
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I literally lost a cat last week to crystals in the urine. Somehow that makes this sudden "crisis" that much more annoying. He was so miserable it was almost a relief when he went.
 
kamekmagik said:
Meanwhile, he said Jasper is meowing at him in pain asking him to do something
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Weren't we hearing Jasper crying in the background during his other stream of "12 minutes"?

Would be a bit sad if it has already been happening the past day or so and Phil finally took notice of it when it decide to shit out the words HELP on his plate.
 
reminder: if dave says anything about the cost, just remember jasper has pet insurance and his parents have said they will cover vet bills


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edit: dave no longer has pet insurance even though it was only a few bucks a month
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Weren't we hearing Jasper crying in the background during his other stream of "12 minutes"?

Would be a bit sad if it has already been happening the past day or so and Phil finally took notice of it when it decide to shit out the words HELP on his plate.
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I remember that, I thought it was the game! His cat is practically howling and he's just in potato mode with his headphones on staring at the screen and laptop waiting for the tips to come in. Dude couldn't give two shits about his cat. He's really just gonna wait until his cat starts like vomiting blood before taking him to a vet.
 
I'm a little sus about jasper

Small PL owned cats my entire adult life. 8 in 20 years. I cant remember a UTI but I've had cats with URI, cronic constipation, cancer, kidney failure, seizures, weight issues.

The way phil described how jasper is acting seems sus, cats, well mine, when they're sick tend to hide as an survival instinct.

I sure as shit wouldn't wasn't like "oh what ever I'll wait 4 days to see what a vet says". Yes it's expensive but that's owning a pet and vets will work with you.

I sense and 3rd summer "save jasper" emergency not a fundraiser fundraising stream and then no connection to that fundraiser phil gets gifted some shit like a gaming PC.
 
tzgnilki said:
reminder: if dave says anything about the cost, just remember jasper has pet insurance and his parents have said they will cover vet bills

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Decided to clean up the transcript of that part of the stream, around the 30:22 mark. Emphasis mine.

One other thing I should say, you could get something called pet insurance that also was pretty inexpensive, um, for you know a little bit a month basically what they do is they cost up to a certain level of medical cost etc, and we have that for him so you know a few a few bucks a month if something goes horribly wrong and we have to end up paying thousands of dollars of medical bills, the insurance will cover up to a certain amount... will it cover the whole thing? Of course not but as long as you can prove that it was some kind of a weird circumstance that happened, pet insurance will usually cover it and that way you don't have insane amounts of cost out of nowhere that you can't afford... and I'll be very honest here as well... my parents are pet lovers, they're cat lovers, they have multiple cats... and you know talking with them, when we got Jasper, they said yeah more than likely if anything went horribly wrong they would be able to help out a little bit... you know, don't worry about... oh god if something happens now you can't afford it or something like that, they would be able to, you know, do a little bit to help out so, so there you go.
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So "there you go". DSP does not have to beg to help Jasper at all, he pays for pet insurance and his parents will take care of the rest because they're cat lovers.
 
kamekmagik said:
Holy shit, I finally heard the actual Jasper rant

I have no idea if anyone has brought it up, but this is the EXACT symptoms of getting crystals. That will back up his urine and eventually lead to death. You don't see any symptoms like bleeding besides what he's describing

Now, it could just be a UTI. But with these symptoms you need to take him to an emergency vet asap, not a regular vet. Especially if not a ton of urine is coming out

DSP is fucking stupid so RIP Jasper.


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that's sad. that poor kitty deserves so much better. hopefully he will be ok
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
Weren't we hearing Jasper crying in the background during his other stream of "12 minutes"?

Would be a bit sad if it has already been happening the past day or so and Phil finally took notice of it when it decide to shit out the words HELP on his plate.
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Yes! I noticed that as well but it didn't seem like a big deal. Now it does, cause that's how it happened with me, the cat can probably feel shit going wrong before we can notice.
kwagmyr said:
I literally lost a cat last week to crystals in the urine. Somehow that makes this sudden "crisis" that much more annoying. He was so miserable it was almost a relief when he went.
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God damn dude, legitimately sorry to hear that. ♥️

I know I'm PLing all over the thread right now but this is exactly why this is so annoying
 
King of Super Casualized said:
Same, man. This is fucking infuriating to me. If your cat is in so much pain that it actually vocalizes it you have seriously fucked up as a cat owner.
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Not only has Phil seriously fucked up as a cat owner, he doesn't care! All he cares about is his next meal and his next WWE Champions pull. Everything else is tertiary. That cat is going to die, it will be Phil's fault, and neither Phil nor Kat will give a damn.
 
Reminder that WWE SummerSlam is going on during Phil's stream tonight, be sure to spoil the results in his chat if you're not banned. He says he doesn't watch wrestling anymore, so he shouldn't care, right? Sounds good? Alright.
 
he treats animals very poorly. His hamsters also were giving a cry for help. They were chewing on the plastic bars of the cage because he didn't give them things to chew on to dull their teeth. Eventually this killed them.
 
FaXmachine said:
Honestly Phil is all fun and games and I feel if you get pissed at him he wins. But if anything happens to Jasper because he is a filthy bastard I won't forgive it. He should of never had pets because he clearly can't even take care of himself, he doesn't even fucking brush his teeth ffs. Honestly I hope he gets him medical treatment, if he can't pee he's going to be in so much pain never mind what will happen after.
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Phil already pre-loaded his excuse into today's Pre-stream.
He said that "We're not experienced cat owners so we don't know everything."
He's already doing his 'nothing I could do'/'Oh, well I didn't know that' routine.

Just forget that in the IRL stream Kathy said that she has had many cats in the past and has owned cats her whole life.
 
Wasabi Panda said:
I sense and 3rd summer "save jasper" emergency not a fundraiser fundraising stream and then no connection to that fundraiser phil gets gifted some shit like a gaming PC.
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