Future of the House

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Clownery said:
Im at least 50% sure shes faking it. Lets face its 100% in barbs character fake dementia.
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Still, you gotta factor in our years of bias. We know shes a grifter and not above playing victim for sympathy, but anybody else diagnosing her off the street will see a frail old lady with a bad haircut and a 1000 yard stare.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
None of Chris's neighbors are going to lift a finger if they see a van outside his house and people loading shit into it. Chris going away, out of that neighborhood, is a dream for his neighbors. I'm sure if you knocked on Chris's closest neighbors, they would probably offer to help. But no, no neighbor is going to come out of their house with a shotgun and protect the tard hoard.
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You're right: they wouldn't do it to protect the tard hoard. They'd do it because some shithead w33n decided to behave like someone either breaking into, or who has just left from breaking into, a house. Chandler hellhole or not, folks in that part of the world don't want criminals coming back and fucking with their property. If taking a shot at one deters others, they're usually fine with that.
 
The future of the house is junkies will strip out as much copper as they can before it gets torn down and the remains tossed in a landfill
 
Mason Verger said:
Also for any would-be garbage raiders: 14 blc is in a very secluded neighborhood, located on a culdesac off of a another culdesac off of a dead end circular road, of which there’s only one way in or out by vehicle making in incredibly easy to police.
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So not only is Chris a lolcow, not only is the "split level so kitchen upstairs" house a lolcow, but even the way to 14BLC is a lolcow?
 
Mason Verger said:
Still, you gotta factor in our years of bias. We know shes a grifter and not above playing victim for sympathy, but anybody else diagnosing her off the street will see a frail old lady with a bad haircut and a 1000 yard stare.
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I don't know. Pretending that your son raped you, and that you have dementia is overkill when trying to obtain a Gofundme Check. :cunningpepe: :tomgirl:
 
Chris Chad said:
I'm genuinely surprised that weens haven't busted in and stolen Chris's shit already. I doubt there's anyone keeping an eye on the property at the moment, but I suppose that there's not much to gain from stealing legos and My Little Pony figures with jizz on them.
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I'm sure that time would come. There's also the low of possibility of unreported cases. I say low because since it's CWC-related, its bound to be revealed sooner or later. After all, nothing remains secret when it comes to CWC. It's a universal law.
 
No one will buy the house, even if the bank takes it (which they will), nobody is going to want to invest in a home that belonged to Chris Chan. It's got not just the memories of him fucking Barb, it also has the memories of his past failures. Plus, the weens will most likely harass the next home owners for buying it, it'll be hell for them! The house will most likely get destroyed after years of vacancy, Barb will either go into a nursing home or pass away from old age and Chris will either be in prison, if not then possibly a shared house with onsite care workers or a psychiatric hospital.
 
Duff said:
No one will buy the house, even if the bank takes it (which they will), nobody is going to want to invest in a home that belonged to Chris Chan. It's got not just the memories of him fucking Barb, it also has the memories of his past failures. Plus, the weens will most likely harass the next home owners for buying it, it'll be hell for them! The house will most likely get destroyed after years of vacancy, Barb will either go into a nursing home or pass away from old age and Chris will either be in prison, if not then possibly a shared house with onsite care workers or a psychiatric hospital.
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Can you imagine the house gaining sentience and showing you visions of Chris pounding the barbussy. As Chris climaxes, he yells, Barbbbbaaaay...and you wake up in a cold sweat.
 
Bubsy said:
Just imagine knowing about chris chan, trying to sell this house, and being asked "Did anyone famous live here?"
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In Ruckersville, the chances of a realtor being asked that question are practically nil.

What's more likely is that a potential buyer will use Google maps to navigate their way there, see that Sonichu World Headquarters are listed as being at the same location, and ask the realtor about it. Cue uncomfortable squirming by the realtor who had hoped to not have to answer that question.
 
SigueSigueSpergnik said:
Just gonna throw something out there in case anyone is thinking of doing this: don't.

If you're caught by the cops, you could - in addition to any burglary- or trespass-related charges - potentially be charged with evidence tampering. That's a big-boy charge, and could send you to State PMITA prison.

Even if you're not caught by the cops, let's take a look at the practicalities of what it would take to access 14BC. It's located about half a mile off of State Route 606, and there are only two roads that enter and exit the subdivision. Both of them intersect with State Route 606 about 200 yds. apart. You have no good way out.

Branchland court itself is a cul-de-sac, so if you park on it you're risking being blocked in. Parking on the street outside of Branchland Court will put you in direct line-of-sight of at least five houses, and the neighbors will absolutely notice an out-of-place car. If you've never lived in a rural or semi-rural area, it's difficult to describe how much these things stand out to the locals.

Thinking of walking in? That's an even more idiotic idea. Pretty much everyone in the area has dogs, so the chances of them alerting to your presence is high. Also, I'm willing to bet that this is an area with a high percentage of firearm owners who have no compunctions about using them. It's also not the sort of place where 911 is called in advance of a problem happening, so you may well be leaving in a coroner's ambulance rather than a cop car.

Apart from all of the other reasons to not be a w33n, these should discourage anyone from even thinking of it. But, hey, if you want to roll the dice with natural selection, it sounds like a great idea!
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Hey, someone could just be creative. Make a fake hazmat cleanup company van, have a phone number on the side that if called goes to a VOIP voicemail box, or even answer the VOIP via a VPN. Go in broad daylight with full Tyvek body suits and gas masks. Carry lots of disinfectant and cleaning tools to look legitimate. Just start hauling stuff away.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
Hey, someone could just be creative. Make a fake hazmat cleanup company van, have a phone number on the side that if called goes to a VOIP voicemail box, or even answer the VOIP via a VPN. Go in broad daylight with full Tyvek body suits and gas masks. Carry lots of disinfectant and cleaning tools to look legitimate. Just start hauling stuff away.
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Sure, that could work. But you're still ending up with Barb's septic hoard and Chris' navy-soaked belongings. It's a no-win situation.
 
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