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darkwingosonichugorl said:
I doubt Catherine even wants a man. She's the classic case of a woman that just wants someone to provide her a house and a decent life. Say what you will about her settling with Phil, but Catherine knows the alternative is much worse just by seeing her sister.
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Or living in Taylor-fuck-tucky, Michigan. Choosing between that and living with Phil would give any person pause.
 
Serf 'n' TERF said:
Maybe I'm being LATE, but what makes you say that she's a woman who just wants to be kept? She works in a grocery store, her wedding dress was 100% polyester. From my perspective, she exhibits the needs of a child, not as a woman with an ulterior motive.

If she was the type of woman you say she is, she would be long gone.
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Khet went from some Star Wars fanfic nerd to Dark, she's probably never been proper fucked.
 
arrivefriday said:
I just love the "I'm not a shill" argument he uses to just beg for more money, it's like someone told him this was a bad thing back when he started streaming and then he just accepted that as a general fact but in reality, it just means he would depend less on the 3 people he has donating thousands each month. Total fucking lunacy.
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He's had sponsorships and working partnerships throughout his life, he's not actively against it. He's scared of it because they literally always fail and its convenient to say that now, if something lucrative fell into his lap he'd take it but until then any working partnership hes ever attempted has failed so why seek it out

Fired from 2-3 part time jobs
Rambo and Howard told him to fuck off
Dropped from every Youtube sponsor
 
arrivefriday said:
I just love the "I'm not a shill" argument he uses to just beg for more money, it's like someone told him this was a bad thing back when he started streaming and then he just accepted that as a general fact but in reality, it just means he would depend less on the 3 people he has donating thousands each month. Total fucking lunacy.
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Especially when he has done sponsorships in the past. How can you say you don't do sponsorships when there are literally videos on your channel where you shilled chairs, lootcrates, twitch bounties, etc?
 
Cyber Bowling said:
IIRC, the first mom call was awhile ago too, so I don't think there's a world where Phil was able to keep it secret for months. I also don't know if there's a world where Phil would even want his parents to stay with him. When he flew them up to paint his house or whatever, didn't he make them stay in a hotel?
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Happened at least 5 times now

Reddit - Dive into anything

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One is odd, but five? Freud would have a field day with this one.
 
Lorum Ipsum said:
He just mentioned that he will eventually get more glasses to wear on streams. It's just a fucking dress-up stream at this point.
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Honestly, he used his usual placating tone he uses when it's for something he doesn't want to do, but doesn't want to just say "no." He said the idea was stupid previously, outside of pre-stream.
"Will I ever use my 3DS capture card again? I dunno, maybe if alotta peepul want to see it."
"Am I going to play [single-player indie game]? Maybe! - if we hit the tips goal, we can do an indie marathon. Or if it comes on GamePass™ and there's enough interest I might play it."
 
UaineRunei said:
But just on "long term" in the future. Why? Because glasses are just $50, so he doesn't want to give incentive to his wheelchairs to just tip $50.
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He could easily buy a bunch of different glasses, spend $50 on 5 pairs of glasses. He'd get that back on the first stream. The dumb dumbs would happily fork over $50 a stream to see the new glasses daily.
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Calling it right now, he'll mysteriously get "gifted" a bunch of glasses "behind da scenes" a day after September's beggathon.
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Just like everything else lately. Wonder just how much he spent on that Series X (Probably scalped price) Why not just claim the things are from Kat or his mom or something? Claiming "random person you've never heard of donated it" is just absurd.
 
UaineRunei said:
But just on "long term" in the future. Why? Because glasses are just $50, so he doesn't want to give incentive to his wheelchairs to just tip $50.
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That's a baffling aspect of all this. Why is the hat at $150 and the vest only $100? Common sense would have those two swapped.

Why the fuck am I even thinking about this shit?
 
The Penultimate Warrior said:
Happened at least 5 times now

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com www.reddit.com

One is odd, but five? Freud would have a field day with this one.
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Jesus christ the tinfoil hat conspiracies on there. I thought this place was bad but Reddit is a cesspit of "Aktually, my theory is..." nonsense. Bunch of narcissists watching a narcissist trying to prove they're smarter than the narcissist and everyone else all at the same time.

No wonder DSP calls detractors qanon.
 
As retarded as Phil's approach to his streams is, and as annoying as his retardation is, I'm glad he's fucking it up instead of fixing it. Please keep going, pigroach, I want nothing more than to watch you stream from your old bedroom one day because you would rather not take things seriously. And playing dress up isn't taking things seriously. At all.
 
UaineRunei said:
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I absolutely love how Phil’s imaginary “many” big fans get actual lines of dialogue during his delusional speculative rants, and they almost always start with a “Gee…” or an “Oh…”

“Gee, Phil, we were just wondering why our subscriptions to your channel were dropped!”

“Gee, Phil, we were wondering if you were ever gonna play Skyrim again?!”

“Wow, Phil! We absolutely love your content! Everyone is being positive and contributing!”

It’s like his daily affirmations. I wonder if he ever does it in front of the mirror before he jumps on stream.

“Wow, Phil… you are an excellent streamer and kahntent creator. You’re also extremely handsome, and have a very solid hairline. Kat loves you very much and makes delicious, nutritious, and robust custom meals from scratch. Knock ‘em dead today, buddy…”
 
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