US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Scale Smerch]

WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO TRUST THE TALIBAN MR PRESIDENT?

Yes Joe, why don't you answer that one for once.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

"WHY DO YOU TRUST THE TALIBAN, MR. PRESIDENT!?"

 

[Gehenna]

AND JUST FUCKING LEAVES!

 

[Overly Serious]

Closing his notebook. I bet that's the signal to his handlers to extract him.

Called it! Biden is gone. He picked that notebook up and closed it the moment he got a really demanding question.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I just heard a very panicked journo yell "WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO TRUST THE TALIBAN MR PRESIDENT????"

Wow.

 

[Without A Gout]

"Why do you continue to trust the Taliban, Mr. President?"



Most voted-for president in American history, folks.

 

[Michael Wade]

He's dead. he's politically a dead fish in the pond.

Washington Post just shat itself.

Yeah that old timey tv cut was nice but that was after the whole thing was over.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

"some point wasn't expected to be the total demise of the national force. if they'd held out on Kabul - very different story! it was concensus they wouldn't!"

this is AFTER the former intelligence operatives come out saying they've repeatedly said this would happen and were ignored!

AAAAAND THAT'S A WRAP WITH the last unanswered question that is yelled over the other: "Why do you continue to trust the Taliban, Mr. President?!"

I am really really REALLY hoping now that all those 82nd fuckfaces get obliterated by the Taliban at that airport and it gets taken lmao. he is sooooo locked into this bullshit now, that it really would be impossible for him to tapdance out of it if that happened and thousands of americans wound up dead.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

This administration is dead and it keeps taking bullet after bullet but can't get out of the line of fire.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Ladies and gentlemen, there goes the most popular president in the history of the United States.

 

[Penis Drager]

Lol. The delay was literally longer than the conference.

 

[Without A Gout]

Washington Post just shat itself.

They've been doing that since Bezos bought them out.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

"WHY DO YOU TRUST THE TALIBAN, MR. PRESIDENT!?"

"Why do you continue to trust the Taliban, Mr. President?"



Most voted-for president in American history, folks.

I just heard a very panicked journo yell "WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO TRUST THE TALIBAN MR PRESIDENT????"

Wow.

The elephant in the room and no amount of meth will make it go away

 

[Michael Wade]

He would have been better off if he never did this and stayed sleeping. OUCH

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

That last reporter (don't know who he was with) asked a real question and pushed back on his bullshit and he then leaves the stage.

Also, I didn't know that projecting power involved being corralled into an airport.

 

[Gehenna]

He would have been better off if he never did this and stayed sleeping. OUCH

There is nothing in this that can generate good press. Nothing. Any continuous five seconds of it hurt him.

 

[Absolutego]

Thread poll: Who is going to ultimately fall on their sword over this?
Feels for Diamond Joe
Like for a cabinet member (Blinken or the Secretary of Defense)
Disagree for one of the generals (probably Milley)
Informative for Nobody

 

[FlappyBat]

There is nothing in this that can generate good press. Nothing. Any continuous five seconds of it hurt him.

Good for him that 5 seconds is 4 seconds longer than the average American attention span.

 

[General Disarray]

NBC is slamming the fact that a planeload of unaccompanied kids was brought in: "They are not translators!" Not on any list, nothing, completely unvetted (and untested, where are their vax passports?) I'm actually pretty thrilled to see them go after his bullshit. WHERE ARE THEY GOING, JOE?

 

[Kornula]

Maybe Camp Joe found a tape of her with Willie Brown's brown willy?

I thought she was proud of that tape....