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After this amazing display of creativity, I'm guessing now the camo and white hats will look like this:

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I think the white hat will be just a white cowboy hat

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Great, so now the Nazi's fans have two full outfit choices: retarded firearms instructor and retarded fishing guide.
 
White hat should be cone shaped. Phil will say “It’s a dunce cap, morons. Plenty of people have worn them”. If would be a nice follow up from the Nazi hat.
 
I like how he completely takes off the headphones when he wears the hats. This "true" gamer is completely fine playing vidya without sound just so he can wear a cheap hat on his head after being paid $150. Amazing. And yet, other streamers are the disingenuous children's entertainers.
 
The thing about all these hats and vests is that he looks like a sperg with unmatching clothes. If he had a goal where he would dress up like a specific theme then he wouldnt look so spergy. But naw he mismatches the attire like a 5 year old dressing themselves for their first day of school. It is just soooooo ironic he bitches about people coloring their hair (ie Ninja), dressing up in outfits (ie DrDisRespect), and people who have vtuber avatars (ie LSB). Yet, they make it work and look presentable and dont charge fans to be like that but give it to their viewers for free. But I will give the pigroach this, he at least is honest being a greedy fuck face by charging his spergs to dress up. DSP is genuinely a boomer streamer with no ability on how to run his business. Keep being a lazy fuck Dave.
 
So glad he's keeping the nazi hat in the rotation. Thanks to his tantrum yesterday it'll be even more enjoyable to force him to wear it more than the platinum vest.
 
So glad he's keeping the nazi hat in the rotation. Thanks to his tantrum yesterday it'll be even more enjoyable to force him to wear it more than the platinum vest.
Nazi hat + platinum vest = Maximum Faggotry. If there's a way to make him look even more ridiculous without removing those two things, I would like to see what that would be.
 
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It's just a multiscale hat. FFS
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Edit: I was fully expecting the 'digital' hat to be an LED display hat where the top contributor gets to put their message on it or some dumb shit.
I’ve noticed a trend...

Whenever Phil promises something, we speculate and guess... And Phil always manages to not even meet the laziest of guesses: “Digital hat”?! Maybe something with LEDs?! Nah, autismo powered fisherman’s hat.

Or when he promised “big changes”
And everyone was speculating how he’d get new furniture and shit?

Nah, Phil just moves his chair around a bit.

That hat is one of the best things he's done recently, watching his tantrum made my day.
And the memes!

The memes will live on FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!

And best part is that Phil’s pride prevents him from retiring it. He got an “M Bison hat” it’s not his fault all the immature shitheads call it an SS hat! NOTHIN’ HE COULD DO, DUDE!
 
Nazi hat + platinum vest = Maximum Faggotry. If there's a way to make him look even more ridiculous without removing those two things, I would like to see what that would be.

Plus the Gamerglasses of Fail. They really add a touch of boomer wheelchair to the maximum fagotry ensemble.
 
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