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Wasabi Panda said:
He thinks spooning is sticking a spoon up someone's ass.

...sure phil, sure...
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Well we know he never spooned with Leanna, probably thought was gay. The irony, I know.
Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Someone just super chatted calling out OIC for spending "15k+" and bam it gets removed.

OIC - "Oh fuck off!"

Sorry OIC, but you spent a fuck ton of money just to be Phil's bottom bitch.
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Damn, Cuck just isn't satisfied with being as dumb as Phil, he has to be thin-skinned too. They're like twins separated at birth...
Fragarach said:
Stopped mid-stream because he got a "ridiculous amount of e-mails". Who checks e-mails that urgently? Also he coincidentally just got an e-mail and he's "glad that he checked". I thought you were checking e-mails, bud.
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I legit don't understand why he felt the need to explain what he was doing. That just generates more questions that he doesn't want to answer.
CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
It's fucking embarrassing that he feels the need to be such a big brain in front of his retard audience that he's willing to spoil a mystery game for himself just so he doesn't look like the imbecile he truly is.
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What's worse is that he is reduced to playing such drivel, and STILL has to get help so he doesn't look dumb. Which he winds up doing anyway.

I can only imagine what it was like to witness little Phil try to navigate a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book. I'll bet he got so mad at dying (yes, you can get the main character killed, it's kind of fun sometimes) he threw his first one in the trash.
Pargon said:
I think DangitGrandpa 3 ruined him on mystery games and so now he has to read a guide before he plays them to make sure none of them feature a horny-on-main schoolgirl who’s going to rub her fat anime udders up and down the screen.
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More evidence that he's not gay. Homo Phil would be trying to shut down our speculation out of anger by looking for games with that kind of content specifically to be seen handling it just fine. Instead he acts like Rev Lovejoy's wife. He has no sexuality, that's why Leanna didn't get any pig dick, and probably why he does the Puritan Phil act out of spite. She exposed him as a loser in a way that hurt him more than evilAJ did.
 
So, all the Nazi Hat autism aside... DSP talked about how he pre-ordered the Hori 3D Surround Gaming Neckset due to a behind-the-scenes donation of Amazon credit (https://www.amazon.com/Hori-3D-Surround-Gaming-Neckset-x/dp/B096F367TN).

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But there's one thing I'm really wondering: how the fuck is the sound coming from two speakers around his neck NOT going to get picked up by his microphone, and interfere with the stream? If it's anything like this thing...



...then it'll be easily picked up by his mic, even at relatively low volume, right? Or am I being dumb and is there something I'm missing here?
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
Any examples? I figured he would read shit ahead of time seeing how his reaction to the Superchat spoiler and hasn't torn the guy a new one for that. He's acting a bit strange with the way he's doing his out-of-the-box thinking that he never does after scoping chat.
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Sure. Not spoiler tagging because he's already said them in his playthrough.

1) He stated the daughter of the cop had cancer before the game revealed that information even in the texts he had read at the time. He later "confirmed it" by in a different loop reading "chemo" and said "Oh yeah she definitely has cancer" even though nothing prior to that even alluded to it.

2) He said having the daughter's phone number would distract the cop... somehow. He's right, and actually expressed he was shocked it didn't work by stating "well THAT isn't what I expected!". It didn't work because he did shit in the wrong order. There was no logical reason to think that having the daughter's phone number would distract the cop. That's like me calling person B to distract person C. That's retarded. It was a leap in logic that no reasonable person would make.

Finally he's saying he can't figure out a "logical way to figure out where the pocket watch is" even though it's the single most baby bitch easy thing to figure out in this clown fiesta of a game. So he can do the things that probably 2% of people figured out to do early on, but not the one thing I'm sure almost everyone will try early on. Won't expound on that in case anyone wants to play this trainwreck.
 
Comma said:
So, all the Nazi Hat autism aside... DSP talked about how he pre-ordered the Hori 3D Surround Gaming Neckset due to a behind-the-scenes donation of Amazon credit (https://www.amazon.com/Hori-3D-Surround-Gaming-Neckset-x/dp/B096F367TN).

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But there's one thing I'm really wondering: how the fuck is the sound coming from two speakers around his neck NOT going to get picked up by his microphone, and interfere with the stream? If it's anything like this thing...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gx62VjBCtj0

...then it'll be easily picked up by his mic, even at relatively low volume, right? Or am I being dumb and is there something I'm missing here?
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He's trying to sympathize with kat working

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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
Sure. Not spoiler tagging because he's already said them in his playthrough.

1) He stated the daughter of the cop had cancer before the game revealed that information even in the texts he had read at the time. He later "confirmed it" by in a different loop reading "chemo" and said "Oh yeah she definitely has cancer" even though nothing prior to that even alluded to it.

2) He said having the daughter's phone number would distract the cop... somehow. He's right, and actually expressed he was shocked it didn't work by stating "well THAT isn't what I expected!". It didn't work because he did shit in the wrong order. There was no logical reason to think that having the daughter's phone number would distract the cop. That's like me calling person B to distract person C. That's retarded. It was a leap in logic that no reasonable person would make.

Finally he's saying he can't figure out a "logical way to figure out where the pocket watch is" even though it's the single most baby bitch easy thing to figure out in this clown fiesta of a game. So he can do the things that probably 2% of people figured out to do early on, but not the one thing I'm sure almost everyone will try early on. Won't expound on that in case anyone wants to play this trainwreck.
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Yeah I had a strange feeling he knew ahead because he's doing this "I'm totally interested in thriller killer murder mystery" attitude and speech like he's actually using his fuckin brain, just like in Danganronpa.

He totally ignored a suggestion like it wouldn't lead to any sort of new discussion from someone's Superchat. He finally checked a vent down below a cabinet 30 minutes later like it was being ignored for stalling purposes.

Just feels like he knows the ending sequences and is trying to slowly make the pieces fall into place by acting like he's using any deductive reasoning when it's clear on what he needs to do but not the order.

Funny he complains about people spoiling but is glued to his chat like crazy. Anything to feel smart with another "narrative based unique premise" "game".
 
Phil's thing about having "surround sound" really bugs me as someone who enjoys it as well, but knows how to actually achieve it because I didn't eat paste as a child. You have to actually physically surround yourself with speakers, two is not enough, especially not when they're on a piece of plastic sitting on your shoulders.

That thing is quickly going to wind up tossed, calling it now. It looks just like the type of thing Phil would buy without thinking and then regret.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
Phil's thing about having "surround sound" really bugs me as someone who enjoys it as well, but knows how to actually achieve it because I didn't eat paste as a child. You have to actually physically surround yourself with speakers, two is not enough, especially not when they're on a piece of plastic sitting on your shoulders.

That thing is quickly going to wind up tossed, calling it now. It looks just like the type of thing Phil would buy without thinking and then regret.
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The only unanswered question is how he blames everyone else.
 
Uncle Sam art doesn't cover the whole screen and once again we see him rocking like he's on a ship. Look at him go. Don't worry about the name, not my real name or account. 😎

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SkippyLongbottom said:
He totally ignored a suggestion like it wouldn't lead to any sort of new discussion from someone's Superchat. He finally checked a vent down below a cabinet 30 minutes later like it was being ignored for stalling purposes.
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Weird how the vent he ignored for an hour actually had an item of significance. This guy, man.
 
Wasabi Panda said:
He thinks spooning is sticking a spoon up someone's ass.

...sure phil, sure...
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I'm surprised he didn't just ask Derich about it, after all, he is the master of porn!..... No Derich, spooning is not when you eat ice cream out of a girl's asshole
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TheGoutburglar said:
That thing is quickly going to wind up tossed, calling it now. It looks just like the type of thing Phil would buy without thinking and then regret.
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I can't wait for him to hype it up like it's God's own gift to this planet first. I loved how he sold the chair a few days back like it's a miracle-working machine. He always used to be tired and out of energy after streaming while sitting on the old nudnik chair, but after he got his new chair he is limber, he is refreshed, he is filled with energy, he is powerful. Even Khet *points the thumb* noticed how much better he walks now that he sits in the new chair (an actual fucking quote). Motherfucker's acting like he couldn't even walk before, but now that he owns the miracle-working chair that would put Jesus out of business he's able to scale mountains and heave boulders like they're nothing
 
Comma said:
So, all the Nazi Hat autism aside... DSP talked about how he pre-ordered the Hori 3D Surround Gaming Neckset due to a behind-the-scenes donation of Amazon credit (https://www.amazon.com/Hori-3D-Surround-Gaming-Neckset-x/dp/B096F367TN).

But there's one thing I'm really wondering: how the fuck is the sound coming from two speakers around his neck NOT going to get picked up by his microphone, and interfere with the stream? If it's anything like this thing...

...then it'll be easily picked up by his mic, even at relatively low volume, right? Or am I being dumb and is there something I'm missing here?
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DSP mentioned yesterday, that he's surprised noone can hear his headphones when they're on full volume on the table infront of him (what he does when he's not wearing them)

the echo definitely still comes through the mic at times, but he assumes since noone can hear it, then noone will hear the new gimmick, maybe he'll charge ppl $200 to wear them

he also explained "noone being able to hear my headphones cause my set up is really good"

the new pair are going to be closer to the mic and more audible, so he's gonna either end up leaving them on the table in front of him, which is what he's doing already, or he's gonna ban anyone complaining about it

once again falling for the marketing
 
So its looking like the hat idea was a bust. Sure lonelyicedcuck will make sure he hits the hat goal sometimes but it definitely didn't rejuvenate his streams like he expected and people aren't chomping at the bit for these hats to be revealed like phil thought would happen.
 
Coke Zero said:
So its looking like the hat idea was a bust. Sure lonelyicedcuck will make sure he hits the hat goal sometimes but it definitely didn't rejuvenate his streams like he expected and people aren't chomping at the bit for these hats to be revealed like phil thought would happen.
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Spoke too soon. Everyone is getting cucked outta the "star" hat.

Also I got a little more information on this game and he had to shoot the guy in the leg first but wanted to know how he actually figured he was supposed to do it. His thinking out loud while staring at chat is some superb acting.

Game sucks, and expect another stream of this.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
Spoke too soon.

Also I got a little more information on this game and he had to shoot the guy in the leg first but wanted to know how he actually figured he was supposed to do it. His thinking out loud while staring at chat is some superb acting.

Game sucks, and expect another stream of this.
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Yeah I mean we all knew lonely cuck would make sure he hits the goal but its still just the same 2 or 3 whales like always.
 
It's amazing, he's clearly looked shit up but because he's so fucking stupid he ends up doing it all in the wrong order and taking twice as long anyway.
 
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