- Joined
- May 5, 2020
Wow... I was expecting a beanie with Pac-Man on it, or a fedora since he found out too late that it's a meme, but what do I see when I login? A black military-style hat that gets the most predictable reaction from the retards. Predictable to anyone but Phil, that is, which is why this is extra funny. I can understand him thinking that he would look like M. Bison, but even if he had pulled that off, Bison's look is based off of not literally Nazis, but that same kind of villainous military motif. He's a commander you look at and think "His orders hurt innocent people", not "What an inspiring leader". It only works if you're a cosplayer, and wearing the entire outfit, not just some generic hat that's meant to reference a love of Street Fighter.
Not to mention that it shows such a lack of awareness of how most see Phil. If he wanted to reference Street Fighter, the thing to wear is not something like THAT, because he's the guy known for banning people left and right and having a banned word list a mile long. Not mention how barren his chat is these days from being so despotic about running it. He reads here, he knows how quick we are to recognize his inability to handle criticism and tendency to figuratively cut out a man's tongue in fear of what he has to say. If he would think about that kind of shit for once in his sorry life he might have been able to avoid this by getting a Wario cap or something. Yeah, Wario's a villain like Phil is, but at least the hat would've been easily recognized as what he intended. And Wario isn't a villain you take seriously, either. He's like Snidely Whiplash, or Goldar.
But the most important thing, obviously, is that this blew up in his face at all, because now he has to send that new hat that he saw dollar signs on straight to ban world and find another one that isn't the fedora he also bought. We know how much he hates having to do shit over again, well this time it's worse because, as we've seen, he can't look at that hat without thinking about us memeing over it. So we ruined it for him more than the retards did, since our opinion matters more. It shouldn't, but it certainly does.
Once again: I like where this is all going.
Not to mention that it shows such a lack of awareness of how most see Phil. If he wanted to reference Street Fighter, the thing to wear is not something like THAT, because he's the guy known for banning people left and right and having a banned word list a mile long. Not mention how barren his chat is these days from being so despotic about running it. He reads here, he knows how quick we are to recognize his inability to handle criticism and tendency to figuratively cut out a man's tongue in fear of what he has to say. If he would think about that kind of shit for once in his sorry life he might have been able to avoid this by getting a Wario cap or something. Yeah, Wario's a villain like Phil is, but at least the hat would've been easily recognized as what he intended. And Wario isn't a villain you take seriously, either. He's like Snidely Whiplash, or Goldar.
But the most important thing, obviously, is that this blew up in his face at all, because now he has to send that new hat that he saw dollar signs on straight to ban world and find another one that isn't the fedora he also bought. We know how much he hates having to do shit over again, well this time it's worse because, as we've seen, he can't look at that hat without thinking about us memeing over it. So we ruined it for him more than the retards did, since our opinion matters more. It shouldn't, but it certainly does.
Once again: I like where this is all going.
