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Yeah it's really crazy seeing how big Phil was on YouTube back in the day he truly squandered his headstart and just nosedived into obscurity. He's been at 190k subs for like what 6 years now? That's insane for someone who used to be on the front page and the first result when you typed the name of game.
 
Anime Waifu NFT collector said:
Lmao he called Kat his mom again.

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It’s so obvious he was immediately aware and embarrassed that he did that shit AGAIN. You see immediate frustration on his face when he says it, and then he completely loses his train of thought. “….. what was it? ……… this guy’s throwing shit at me ……..”

Phil, you know exactly why you keep doing this. There is only one explanation. You had a bad day today, huh? Nazi hat… calling your wife “mom” again…
 
eggchildben said:
Not even historical knowledge. He plays Street Fighter, it's a game he has competed in.

There's plenty of speculation within the community that the whole M. Bison look and lore of Shadaloo is all based around the Nazis.

Even if you give Phil the benefit of the doubt and say: yes plenty of people have worn those styles of hats... the fact he wanted an M. Bison style hat... dude...
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To be fair Bison looks cool especially with the cape.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
I captured the transcript from the video as soon as he uploaded it thinking he'd private it.

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i just think it's stupid because people
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of course have to immediately associate
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everything with something bad with me
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because they want to be [ __ ] and
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try to basically spin everything to be
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toxic so because i'm wearing a military
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hat of the style that a ridiculous
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amount of people in history have worn
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including m bison a character that i you
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frequently pick in a fighting game once
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a week they gotta all say it's a nazi
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hat so it's this simple when i see it
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you're banned
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i'm not even [ __ ] around if i see you
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say it once you're banned this is your
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one warning if i see it in chat you are
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banned i don't care if you're a regular
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i don't care who the [ __ ] you are if i
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see it you're banned
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period
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i'm not putting up with your [ __ ]
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trying to be toxic on my [ __ ] stream
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i'm having fun here and all of a sudden
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i look at the stream everyone oh nazis
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nazi hitler nazis no how about this
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banned banned banned banned banned
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gone forever because i don't put up with
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your [ __ ] [ __ ] your toxic [ __ ] is
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not welcome on my [ __ ] streams ever
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so get the [ __ ] out now it's not a funny
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[ __ ] joke it's not you're out of here
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so i'm done with it if i see it once
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you're banned and you're not coming back
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no come begging me in emails can i be
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unbanned i didn't know [ __ ] you you
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toxic idiot you gotta bring up [ __ ]
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nazis on my stream [ __ ] you you're
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banned
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period
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now everyone acts like they didn't say
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it when they've been said for the past
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10 [ __ ] minutes
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so i can't wait for the first idiot to
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be [ __ ] banned right now
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all right now can i concentrate on the
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game and have fun instead of listening
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to stupid dumb [ __ ] that'd be great
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that'd be really great
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no there's no hat streak there's no
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streaks like that anymore
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thank you swaggins he says any talk like
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that would be banned on site it must be
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banned i'm not putting up with it
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done with it enough with your sick [ __ ]
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[ __ ] people pissed me off man
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so guys we already said we're not taking
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any [ __ ] disgusting nazi jokes and if
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you say him you're gonna get banned we
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already said that outright we already
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had two right now so i guess you people
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are just gonna get banned and there's
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nothing we can do about it cuz you're
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stupid
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i don't know what else to say people are
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dumb
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he's right here
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jackie's versus he wants feasting with
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bison
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he'll be feasting feasting with the
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dictator
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feasting with the with the shadolu
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dictator
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you know can i pay for doordash with
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bicianopolis dollars
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i wonder
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all right this guy's banned
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good night
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i guess we're gonna have to pass some
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time because nothing's happening right
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now
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nothing uh
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anyone know how to do this
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anyone know this mission this mission is
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called
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medical mystery but i don't know what to do
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That reminds me, I figure the reason that pigpiggo doesn't work for any recent videos is because Dave had begun disabling his auto-generated captions so there's no "transcript" for it to pull when it searches.

Why don't they use something like the Raw DSP restream as the source since DSP himself can't fuck with it? Wouldn't that fix the problem?
 
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Mature Adult said:
Someone already pointed this out earlier but I would like to reiterate:

This is why you don't need to do any gay ops on DSP. He is perfectly capable of fucking up on his own. He went out and bought got donated a hat heavily associated with Nazis. No one asked him to wear this hat, he chose it on his own. I doubt his other hats will be so meme worthy, but who knows, I didn't expect him to look like a gay Nazi today either.
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It's great when he fucks over himself like this because who is his narcissistic ass gonna blame now? Most of the time he tries to attribute new ideas to someone else to avoid himself looking dumb (like Kat or the silent majority), and that's why this shit right here is amazing :story:
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
This is never going to get old and it's never not going to be funny. This is so great because its a wholesome example of how fucking ridiculous he has gotten. It's going to be such a fun story to tell too, unlike trying to awkwardly explain the guy accidently jacking off on stream in front of children. The combination of desperation and rage plus the complete lack of self-awareness, irony or even common historical knowledge... it's hard to believe this is real.

A grown ass man, nearly 40, hiding a faux-Nazi commandant hat that he doesn't realize is a faux Nazi commandant hat behind a $150 paywall, losing his shit when even the mentally handicapped viewers laugh and call him out..

And this was the first of three hat reveals.
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I keep thinking I'm over it, but then I'll see another screenshot and I'll actually laugh out loud. It says a lot that the only people that didn't immediately think Nazi thought gay guy in leather/village people
 
SocietyLiver1488 said:
He just told a story about some rando that used to come in and drop huge tips for PUBG and wondered out loud what happened to that guy. So theres your explanation for why hes going back to this particular dried up well.
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If I recall correctly that guy was named The Country of Afghanistan or just Afghanistan. Kind of weird timing lmao
 
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Looks like someone is up late admiring all the great art you guys made
 
LoveXbeet said:
I got the screenshot of his teeth and the reason why he’s in pain eating is perfectly clear.
I know older people who have better teeth than him and they out age him by at least 30 years.
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Holy hell. this picture makes it look as if he has lost teeth in his lower teeth row. God damn Phil see a fuckling dentist.

And yeah the hat. While I can see why all of you call it a Nazi hat I would say it is more a Commie hat (The Commies had a Star on their caps iirc) And it would also fit since his fans money is in reality his money. Comrade Phil needs your money for his ten year plan that has been retconned. Plus he already has the revisionist attitude when he erased John and Howard from one of his tip animations. Comrade Phil all the way
 
Also I just noticed it now, from his tweet "So I purposely went out of my way to get a military-style hat that didn’t have any of the symbols, styles or colors of anything offensive." I bolded "colors" because it is precisely the color that makes it look like a nazi hat, when you think of a nazi uniform, what colors do you think of? It's either black or that specific greyish blue or greyish green color. It's fucking baffling that he thought people would think it's a Bison hat, Bison wears a RED hat. It's all in the color. If he had that same hat, but in green for example, we'd all be making gulag, Stalin and KGB jokes instead.

God, what a fucking retard.
 
Cardef1121 said:
I hate myself for thinking about this for even a moment but I think DSP is asexual. I think his sex drive is, and has for a long time, been virtually non-existent. And this is why Panda complained about it, publically, multiple times. His over-reaction to women in the old days always seemed more childish to me-- as one who doesn't know what sexual attraction is-- than as a gay man trying to pretend to be attracted to something he isn't.

I think DSP is much like Amberlynn and wants a caretaker, not a partner, sexual or otherwise.
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Everything you said is true and something I’ve always assumed. His reactions towards women and sex have always been immature, and panda being so vocal about him not putting out make him either asexual, or he legit just never got any his whole life to the point of being a terrified child towards the topic,


NotValKilmer said:
Listening to him explaining the "mysterious app" that trolls accuse him of using reminds me of the audio clip where the kid is trying to explain to his mom what he was "really doing" after she caught him jerking it to porn on the computer
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To me it reminded me of the always sunny episode about the mortgage crisis where Charlie tries and fails miserably to bump heads with the lawyer intellectually. He talks about the line app like it’s some crazy complex conspiracy theory and trying to understand it takes some big brain moves when it’s a simple as the app having strict confirmation backed by people who have set up accounts

“look I know this stuff is all very complex.”
“Actually, it’s pretty simple”
 
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take it all in guys. Enjoy this moment. It's is one of those rare times where following this inadequate toxic little man brings joy.

Even though I've followed this clown for a few years now, the Nazi hat had me briefly questioning whether Phil was some incredible satirist playing an incredibly long game on a character like Borat or Bruno. Or the South Park episode where Cartman goes to school dressed as a Nazi. No real life person behaves this way. But fuck me this is real life and Phil Burnell wore a fascist hat then went on a fascist rant when people pointed it out.

this is why you are a lolcow Phil. Thanks for the lols.
 
Take your bets folks... Why did we get the Gautbannfuhrer BAN!-BAN!-BAN! meltdown ten minutes after the hat reveal?


A: Phil’s narcissism and hermitbrain broke a fuse over the fact that what was supposed to be a “pahsative” and “supporting” hat reveal turned into wheelchairs laughing?

B: Phil is frantically scared of getting cancelled by SJW, and getting kicked off Youtube?


Balr0g said:
Holy hell. this picture makes it look as if he has lost teeth in his lower teeth row. God damn Phil see a fuckling dentist.

And yeah the hat. While I can see why all of you call it a Nazi hat I would say it is more a Commie hat (The Commies had a Star on their caps iirc) And it would also fit since his fans money is in reality his money. Comrade Phil needs your money for his ten year plan that has been retconned. Plus he already has the revisionist attitude when he erased John and Howard from one of his tip animations. Comrade Phil all the way
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It’s just a general officers cap. It’s funny to call it “the Nazi hat” because it pisses Phil over, delivers awesome 3rd Reich shoops, and we get to use words like: “Gautbannfuhrer”.
 
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