📚 Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[CowBoyCormack]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eo2TVZye66Y
I FOUND IT! A BOOMERTROON! (sounds like a transformers robot)

Never thought I'd legitimately say that guys buying a motorcycle during their midlife crisis was a high point

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eo2TVZye66Y
I FOUND IT! A BOOMERTROON! (sounds like a transformers robot)

Come out as what? An x con?

 

[behindyourightnow]

There are some, but the so-called "lesbian bottom" phenomenon (as far as I know anyone who calls themselves a "lesbian bottom" is a tranny) is certainly prevalent. I'm pretty sure that it's two things. 1) These are lazy, sexually-selfish (and probably inexperienced) men who want to be the subject of someone else's attention; they'd rather receive than give sexual pleasure 2) They view being sexually submissive as a female trait and so not only do they value the opportunity to be submissive as an opportunity to show how ladylike they are, they also tend to be submissives who view womanhood as their opportunity to be sexually submissive.

Yes, it's just laziness. They think 'bottom' means that the other person does all the work and they just get to lie there having their needs met with no reciprocity. I'd bet they either give orders (very submissive!) or else expect the other person to know what to do and then sulk if they get it wrong.

You can see the same thing when they talk about relationships in general. Older mid-life-crisis AGP trannies often mention how they didn't like the 'expectations' in heterosexual relationships and want what they see in a yuri relationship instead. There are some shitty societal expectations put on men and women in typical hetero relationships, but if you look closer they are generally not critiquing that, they're saying 'I want to be pampered and taken care of constantly and be given attention at all times' which is what they seem to imagine women get (even though they didn't even provide their own wives with that)

 

[A Very Big Fish]

er mid-life-crisis AGP trannies often mention how they didn't like the 'expectations' in heterosexual relationships and want what they see in a yuri relationship instead. There are some shitty societal expectations put on men and women in typical hetero relationships, but if you look closer they are generally not critiquing that, they're saying 'I want to be pampered and taken care of constantly and be given attention at all times' which is what they seem to imagine women get (even though th

They're mistaking "lesbian bottom"/"bottom" for dead fish syndrome I suppose.

 

[gaystoner]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eo2TVZye66Y
I FOUND IT! A BOOMERTROON! (sounds like a transformers robot)

archive.

he does a backflip.

This is like the first stage of becoming John Wayne Gacy

in 2021 why would you suddenly start posting this shit on the Internet?

 

[SCSI]

Here's a round of sex pests bothering /dykesgonewild. The downvotes really isn't detering them, no surprise.

Spoiler: Then the fatso

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It's like he found a pair of discarded nylons with runs in them and mistook them for a dress.

Mostly common male names were there, but a few not so common ones too. I didn’t upload the FTM word cloud because it was nothing special, but the names were: Aaron, Aric, Benji, Calvin, Elliot, Jasper, Jesse, Leon, Kalvin, Matthew, Spencer, and William. All appeared once, no duplicates.

while I’m at it, the non-binary list: Christy, Cydnie, Dee, J’San, Jaden, Luna, Simón. Once again, no duplicates.

> J'San

"This one's pronouns are xe/xir."

Spoiler: J'Zargo, No!

Speed Edit: Almost left out the socks.

 

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How to come out in mid life as a transgender woman. My experience with MTF transition and hor...mp4

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he does a backflip.

How to do a backflip! funny home video! Blooper! Hilarious Tiktok How to hurt yourself!!.mp4

This is like the first stage of becoming John Wayne Gacy

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I watched that expecting a backflip, and it both disappointed and delighted me.

 

[gaystoner]

I watched that expecting a backflip, and it both disappointed and delighted me.

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so close.

This is fucking art. I'm confused...challenged..perplexed..canada?

 

[behindyourightnow]

They're mistaking "lesbian bottom"/"bottom" for dead fish syndrome I suppose.

I'd say they are actually a step down from the dead fish type because while those people won't contribute anything, they're also not likely to demand that you comfort them for 45 minutes afterwards if you did something that didn't make them feel 'feminine' enough. AGPs are not just boring or uncreative, they're emotional vampires.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

How to come out in mid life as a transgender woman. My experience with MTF transition and hor...mp4

archive.

he does a backflip.

How to do a backflip! funny home video! Blooper! Hilarious Tiktok How to hurt yourself!!.mp4

This is like the first stage of becoming John Wayne Gacy

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in 2021 why would you suddenly start posting this shit on the Internet?

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I was just bitching about how there isn't any great horror anymore and this must be why. Reality is better than anything fiction can create these days.

 

[Law]

This is fucking art.

This is pure comedy gold. He's breathtaking.

 

[Apteryx]

so close.

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This is fucking art. I'm confused...challenged..perplexed..canada?

How to turn yourself into a woman and do your eyebrows Botched Drag Queen Makeup Tips and Tri...webm

This has to be fucking performance art. Oh no wait, it's Canada alright.




Goes to profile to check if this dude maybe passes. Finds debauchery. Of course.

Very normal thing to send to your work WhatsApp chat. Somewhere a HR manager woke up in sweat not knowing why.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Behold!

Thank you, the harvest is bountiful. For those too lazy to click on the first video, I ask that you look at these stills at least.






Witches trying to one up each other is some of the funniest drama on the internet.

Imagine sitting at a bar, minding your own business, when the bartender suddenly slides you a drink that someone sent you. He points out your benefactor, sitting just a few tables away from you...

Sounds like a great way to quit drinking.

This has to be fucking performance art. Oh no wait, it's Canada alright.



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Goes to profile to check if this dude maybe passes. Finds debauchery. Of course.
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Very normal thing to send to your work WhatsApp chat. Somewhere a HR manager woke up in sweat not knowing why.

Passing means looking like the gender you want to present as, but it really means "people look at you and realize you are trying to be the opposite gender, so they do not misgender or act rude to you." There's no "you pass" or "you don't pass" usually because no one wants to disrespect you in public. I'm getting autism vibes here, but it is something easily missed when yo're too worried about what others think and only listen to an echo chamber.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

On a side note, some true crime account I followed put out a call for help about a missing woman. You might assume that people give out accurate information about missing people so they can be located asap.

NOPE. The delusion comes before all else.

Qouting myself because I found another one, with a sadder ending. I had some old John Lordan videos on as background music but I happen to glance as the thumbnail and it used the top left photo.



So John is kind to a fault and never uses the other images because this is obviously a male, very autistic (he had an 'educational assistant' according to some of the articles). I like the guy but while he is usually all about giving out accurate information, in this case virtue signalling comes first.

In every source reporting on this kid going missing he is referred to as her even though he does not pass for shit. He was 16.

This makes me so angry, because if people hear 'teenager Trinity Poil is missing please keep a look-out' they're not going to think about a 6'1 ogre sperg who thinks he's a catgirl.

His mom is a dependapotamus, and that's his step-father.


How did this end? He was found drowned in the river behind his house three months after he went missing. The kid probably never stood a chance.

The last sign of Trinity was the trail of footprints she left in the heaviest snowfall of the winter, steps that led down the driveway, then were swept away by a passing snowplow. (...) She had never left home before. Trinity is on the autism spectrum and has difficulty navigating the most basic social interactions. Her life revolves around computers and video games, like Cuphead and Undertale. Her social contacts were in gaming communities on Twitch, Steam and Discord, online networks where she found the friends she couldn’t make in real life. Link

An autistic kid apparently snuck out of the house in the middle of the night, while his parents where home and didn't notice, even though he never did that before. While autists are notorious for being attracted to water and drowning, mom tried to spin the angle that he was lured away by people from the internet.

“I told her over and over and over again that people on the Internet aren’t always who you think they are,” Tammy said. “She said all her friends are online, but I said you need friends you can go hang out with, too. But it just never happened.”

Makes you wonder how much of a burden he was to the parents, especially as he was getting older and stronger and didn't turn into a fairy princess perfect girl by calling himself trans. But I'm just an asshole on the internet speculating.

 

[White Trash Motorsport]

Apparently, the chirpy scouser thinks we're all incels. I smell DARVOView attachment 2456165

What a hot take. I love that this cretinous twat has the audacity to call all gender criticals ‘the stupidest people alive’ then claims the Farms is an incel forum.
Better tell my partner of 23 years I’m an incel. He’ll be shocked.

Hi Joss! I hate your top! Makes you look like a middle aged suburban hun who’s into MLM.

 

[3MMA]

Makes you wonder how much of a burden he was to the parents, especially as he was getting older and stronger and didn't turn into a fairy princess perfect girl by calling himself trans.

Two things that stood out; one, that Trinity’s 1st stepdad, (an ex of the mom but not bio dad,) raised him from 3-14. When a child leaves their main parent/ caregiver who raised them during the formative years, & leaves at puberty, it indicates some family drama. Usually anger regarding the child’s behaviors & so forth. Stepdad #1 may not have played along with the cat girl BS I’m thinking.

Two, that the mom & current MP stepdad #2 have 2 younger children (5 & 11 vs Trinity’s 16) presumably together. So, mom got the chance to be a hero for Trinity w/ his troonacy, & also had her second family in the interim between birthing the sped, to his teenage years. Her circumstances scream recovering addict. No matter how proscriptive anyone can get about her, it’s unusual for a women to not raise her kid, for moral reasons. A woman who abandons motherhood is demonized. “You grow it, you raise it,” is the general, human opinion, & also part of why men get away w/ abandoning kids easier than women. You might be on to something, there is merit to suspicion in these circumstances.

An autistic kid apparently snuck out of the house in the middle of the night, while his parents where home and didn't notice, even though he never did that before. While autists are notorious for being attracted to water and drowning, mom tried to spin the angle that he was lured away by people from the internet.

Vaguely recall hearing about the oddly high proportion of autistic drownings, before. Don’t know much information on that data, though. Also, to know more about Trinity’s functional level, ability to be independent, especially. If he was so smart, was it an idiot savant thing, or was he autistic spectrum, not full on tard w/ a shiny label for the retards of yesteryear? Many so called autist’s are mentally retarded, w/ a nicer job title. He’d apparently never left the house before.

But I'm just an asshole on the internet speculating.

Decided to join the asshole speculation party. Leaning towards accidental death. The mom & MP stepdad #2 feel guilt, but it’s secondary to their established life, & the 2 kids they had, before Trinity moved in w/ them 2 years before his death, after being raised by stepdad #1 for 11 years. It’s a bit odd that the mom leaned so heavy on the internet stranger theory. If the kid really did just take an ill timed walk & an autistic final swim, it could have been a case of mimicry of some video game thing, walking on an adventure, etc etc. Honestly it’s pretty sad.

That article you linked got me speculating about the unusual parent situation too, though. The mom really wanted him to be with a stranger, & that points to this kid being somewhat independent, albeit naive. I get hope for life & all, but it was off-sounding of the mom to keep repeating that “hope.” Caught the bit about her & hubby not “pressuring or forcing him to come back to live with them, if Trinity was happy elsewhere,” & that’s weird shit to say. He’s a kid, a sped kid. RIP you poor little troon, got dealt a crap hand & folded in sad, suspicious circumstances. Can’t help but feel a bit sad about this end for a teen. At 16, the brain isn’t even fully formed for adult decision making.

 

[ghost_ghost]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eo2TVZye66Y
I FOUND IT! A BOOMERTROON! (sounds like a transformers robot)

He's 49? that's a bad 49.

 

[behindyourightnow]

This has to be fucking performance art. Oh no wait, it's Canada alright.



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Goes to profile to check if this dude maybe passes. Finds debauchery. Of course.
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Very normal thing to send to your work WhatsApp chat. Somewhere a HR manager woke up in sweat not knowing why.

You know how a lot of women in their thirties can have trouble finding good jobs with benefits because their employers think that they are going to get hired and then go on maternity leave?

I wonder if dorky men who like anime are going to start facing the same issue in the future as employers weigh up the risks of them trooning out and then sending inappropriate pictures to their workmates, whining constantly, and demanding time off for their amhole surgery.

Also, was that taken in a hospital room?

 

[changeyourdipe]

How to come out in mid life as a transgender woman. My experience with MTF transition and hor...mp4

archive.

he does a backflip.

How to do a backflip! funny home video! Blooper! Hilarious Tiktok How to hurt yourself!!.mp4

This is like the first stage of becoming John Wayne Gacy

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in 2021 why would you suddenly start posting this shit on the Internet?

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He’s fucking nuts

 

[Oliver Onions]

Standard cringe from Troonland. Someone reposted this Twitter post to Reddit:

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The comments are pretty much what you'd expect from a bunch of cumbrained furries who spend half their time engaging in erotic roleplay online.

Spoiler: nyaaaa

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There's more but I didn't feel like screenshotting it. I can haz headpats? :3

I know a disproportionate number of lesbians; never heard them make this complaint and I've never known any of them to be single for more than a month or so.

I dunno how to break this to you all but... I think this dude might be coping.