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Out of all of the hat he went with this one hahahaha. Once again just sitting here pointing and laughing pays off. Time to fire up Photoshop. I am thinking a zeppelin might work well for tonight's Flight Sim disaster.

Edit: I don't read the Tism schedule Sunday night is FSX I'll find something lufftwaffe related.
 
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DerichLovesNWA said:
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Not the same, but I gave it a shot.

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_XXIII_ said:
He's absolutely lost the fucking plot and it's amazing.
Struggling for cash, trying to motivate people to throw quarters into his begging bucket, crying how he can't pay his mortgage:

BAM, NAZI HAT.

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I just love the whole narrative of
Phil: If I don't raise enough money this week, I won't be able to pay my mortgage!
Silent Majority: We hear you loud and clear, DSP! Here's a bundle of hats!
His thousand-strong legion can't break 50% of an emergency fundraiser but you can bet they're willing to gift him more crap for the dress-up gimmick, which happens to be the one gimmick Phil has personally been trying to pursue and has ignored 80% of actual fan suggestions.
 
ZehnBoat said:
holy shit, how can a supposed street fighter fan not realize that doesn't look like m. bison's hat?
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I guarantee you it want precisely like this:
  1. Phil navigates to Amazon dot com (using the built-in Microsoft Edge browser on his laptop or Safari on his iPhone)
  2. In the search bar Phil types “m bison hat” and hits the enter key
  3. Phil sorts by price (low to high)
  4. Phil clicks the item at the top of the page
  5. Phil clicks “add to cart”
  6. Phil repeats this process three other times for the other three pieces of faggot/genocidal headwear he bought
  7. Phil clicks “checkout”, using his credit card with 28% APR for his default payment
  8. Phil refreshes the tab he has open on Xvideos for “big black buck and chubby white dude”
  9. The End.
 
Not that we believe Phil's lies, but the fact that he's not throwing whoever contributed these hats under the bus is the surest sign Phil bought them.
 
I found some hats on Amazon that let you use an app to send a message to an LED strip onto the hat. I'm pretty sure that is Phil's "digital" option. What will he put on the hat?
 

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whelp, looks like phil got a little carried away with the "King of hate" again...

Seriously, I can't begin to imagine how phil thought getting a fucking nazi hat would be a good idea. I like to imagine him and kat going to bed in seperate rooms and phil convincing himself that getting new costumes for tips goals doesn't make him a clown somehow.
 
ReentryPhantom said:
I found some hats on Amazon that let you use an app to send a message to an LED strip onto the hat. I'm pretty sure that is Phil's "digital" option. What will he put on the hat?
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It'd be even funnier if Phil got that hat and someone found a way to hack the app and send their own 'colorful' messages to Phil's LED-hat.
 
OK, I decided to check Amazon and Ebay for "M. Bison" hat. Nothing like the one he has came up after several pages.

Mostly they're North Dakota State hats.

Went with Aliexpress next. Nothing came up.

I decided to just type "dictator hat" in Google. Not only did I find it (except it's blue), it's for women.
 

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I think the farms came up with some funny ideas for the dumb shit Phil was going to buy but I don't think anyone guessed he was going to wear a Nazi cap, it's just too perfect. Better than any of us could have hoped for. You just can't make this kinda thing up but the writers did it again!

Now that we've seen what one of his hats is, anyone want to take any guesses as to what the rest of them are?
I think @ReentryPhantom is spot on with that digital LED hat.
 
I just saw the hat. All the nazi/hitler memes are going to skyrocket in price now... I just can't.. only Phil would get this for a stream. xD
 
Anya15 said:
lol, so many years of saying he’s not a racist or nazi & of course, Phil exposes himself in the most Phil way possible. Got to love it! Welcome to the third reich Dave!
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The third reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeich
 
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