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Fapcop said:
I’ll bet you even Khat rolls her eyes discretely these days, anytime Phil brings up how he has to “work”.


Now speaking of Khat... I’m sure we all remember how Phil was hoping to make her a regular or at least occasional part of his streams like Panda.

We also know how that shit went sideways, despite both Khat and Phil being totally, totally unbothered by stupid trolls and immature bullshiat.

However: Phil is without a doubt also aware of the fact that Khat on the stream is one of the few things that could make paypigs as well as trolls cough up the $$.

(“If we meet the 500$ tipsgoal everyone, KHAT is going to come on the stream and play with me!”)

If the current rate of decline continues and Phil gets stressed enough over money and WWE Champions spending cash... do you think he might go this route and parade his horse on stream for some shekels?
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No. Kat has his balls in a vise and has since shortly after she moved in. She can’t take the bantz. We will never see her on stream again.
 
Fapcop said:
If the current rate of decline continues and Phil gets stressed enough over money and WWE Champions spending cash... do you think he might go this route and parade his horse on stream for some shekels?
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I believe he would want to try it. There is clearly no love between the two and if Philly can make some more money (without actually doing something) then that's all the motivation it takes. Will he succeed? Unlikely, Khet got scared off good. But I can't deny that I'd be excited to see how much weight his horse has gained.
 
Shirō Ishii said:
Guess like the horse wants her own PS5 to play Skyrim :story:
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She would have gotten the one he just bought when he jumped to the eggsbox. Notice how fast that was kicked to the curb.
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New hats are going to imporve the stream you guys, just like gamepass, the chair, the laptop, the cat, moving to youtube, and the new gold vest did...(Did I miss anything?)

He really wants that $150 per stream to come back
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'3 of'? Shouldn't it be 'the 3' if that was all you ordered dumpling?
 
I think Kat is as normal a person as Phil has in his life (which is both surprising and not to me, since Kat has the emotional range of a reanimated corpse but really Phil doesn’t have anyone else in his life) and when she was on the Halloween stream she stared right into the center of the DarksydePhil stream chat and for her it was looking on the face of Cthulhu: it changed her and there was no going back. The type of person one needs to be to sit in that chat and actually participate, whether true supporter or not, is just…

…look, those people ain’t right. They are not a normal fanbase, and that’s saying something given what more popular streamers put up with on the regular.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
He could have used that money to buy a new webcam and keyboard.
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He can’t milk those to inch himself closer to a tips goal, though.

Or, well, he could. But he doesn’t have the imagination for it. “For $500 per stream I will take the webcam off this 1080p extreme closeup of my face.”
 
DerichLovesNWA said:
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That's the internal LAN IP handed out by his default gateway. It's 100% useless without being on his network. When people say "IP" they are referring to the public facing WAN IP handed out by the ISP.

What this screenshot does show us though is the devices MAC which could be useful at some point, the fact that he is on WIFI with shit signal (the fuck is his router anyway), and that his Network name is the default name, so he probably still uses the default password that is taped on the router from the factory. Anyone with a laptop and some easily obtainable software who is within range of that network could hack the password and get in within minutes.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
This is insane. How much money has he spent on vests and hats? $200? He could have used that money to buy a new webcam and keyboard.
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Of course, a true streaming pro gamer always chooses funny hats before equipment that improves the experience for the viewers, doh

And new cool stuff has come to the WWE Champions and thats it's not free.
 
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Pargon said:
I think Kat is as normal a person as Phil has in his life (which is both surprising and not to me, since Kat has the emotional range of a reanimated corpse but really Phil doesn’t have anyone else in his life) and when she was on the Halloween stream she stared right into the center of the DarksydePhil stream chat and for her it was looking on the face of Cthulhu: it changed her and there was no going back. The type of person one needs to be to sit in that chat and actually participate, whether true supporter or not, is just…

…look, those people ain’t right. They are not a normal fanbase, and that’s saying something given what more popular streamers put up with on the regular.
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if the dognations are reduced even more, Phil himself will force her to be on stream.
Leana was a acting like a "detractor" when on stream, but Phil kept her there for the shits and dognations.
 
Pargon said:
I think Kat is as normal a person as Phil has in his life (which is both surprising and not to me, since Kat has the emotional range of a reanimated corpse but really Phil doesn’t have anyone else in his life) and when she was on the Halloween stream she stared right into the center of the DarksydePhil stream chat and for her it was looking on the face of Cthulhu: it changed her and there was no going back. The type of person one needs to be to sit in that chat and actually participate, whether true supporter or not, is just…

…look, those people ain’t right. They are not a normal fanbase, and that’s saying something given what more popular streamers put up with on the regular.
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Whatever else we think about Kat, there's no denying how comparatively sane she has to be in order to have been that scared off by Phil's chat. I personally don't think that's all there is to the story, but at the very least, it's a factor for sure. Leanna would get into it with the chat, they didn't scare her, and over time it became clear that it was the pigroach himself she was tired of, not the peanut gallery. I don't think Kat is that different, in that respect, she just doesn't have enough ambition or contempt in her to pull a Leanna and leave Phil to fend for himself.

Then again, we don't what she does with her money. She could very well be saving it up so she can walk away in a few years. If she's the more intelligent of the two, surely she has figured out that Phil isn't going to live long enough to keep her fed the rest of her days, and she has nowhere else to go once he croaks unless she saves up. She may not incentive to leave any time soon, if ever, but she does have good reason to be prepared for the inevitable fatal stroke, heart attack, or alcohol poisoning.
gettingthatgrooveback said:
This is insane. How much money has he spent on vests and hats? $200? He could have used that money to buy a new webcam and keyboard.
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You have to keep in mind that what Phil wants is to get back to the high of last year, and so what he is always going to think about is playing dress up for the retards. It's pattern play, and no matter how long it continues to fail, Phil is going to keep trying it, because he wants it to work. In the event he can face-tank his way through this low point like he does some video games, he'll feel triumphant and, in his mind, re-gain the eternal gravy train he used to have.

When assessing Phil's methods, never forget that he doesn't relent on being a contradiction between effort put in and expected result. He's so spoiled that he demands a vest streak, or beating a boss, or keeping a girlfriend, or securing a bankruptcy, regardless of the fact that he put no effort into actually earning any of it. He never learns to adapt, no matter how many times failing to do so costs him. The world WILL give him what he wants, every time. That's his eternal attitude.

And it's his doom.
 
Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
if the dognations are reduced even more, Phil himself will force her to be on stream.
Leana was a acting like a "detractor" when on stream, but Phil kept her there for the shits and dognations.
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I don’t think there’s any doubt who wears the pants around the house.

But I could totally see this being one area where Phil might eventually say: “No, you MUST! Just for ten minutes! I had a fundraiser the other day with a 500$ Khat goal and it was met!”

Khat might hate the stream with a passion, and she might not be the smartest cookie, but she’s smart enough to know that she’s getting a primo ride in life, while putting in an absolute minimum effort.

(Good luck affording a car and a Goutmansion on a part time Kroegers or whatever salary!)
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
This is insane. How much money has he spent on vests and hats? $200? He could have used that money to buy a new webcam and keyboard.
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DSP just spent $700 on a laptop whose SOLE purpose is to scroll through his chat.

Literally every other streamer has chat on a separate monitor of the computer they actually stream from. But then DSP ranted about desks and "professional setups".

He could have spent like $300 more (if even) and bought an actual good computer that he could both stream from AND play PC games from.

TL;DR - DSP is a fucking moron that makes bad choices.
 
The Penultimate Warrior said:
Uhh he hasn't spent $200 on hats, an annonymous behind the scenes fan gave him a gift card the day after his I Don't Want to Pay the Late Payment Charge on my Mortgage Marathon.
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I just wanna take a moment to appreciate how retarded his narrative about his hype new hats is and how he got them. Apparently after his failed marathon a fan contacted him behind da scenes to help him out... how did he do it? Did he send what was missing from the mortgage fundraising scam's goal? No, he sent him a fucking Amazon gift card. Seriously, what? Imagine if you walked around your town or city or future ground zero of a nuclear bomb explosion and you happen upon a bum. The bum pleads with you, he tells you he is hungry and will accept any food you can give him and it's his lucky day! You are willing to help. So, rather than buying the bum some food or giving him some cash or giving him some food that you have with you, you go to the local bookstore, buy one of their gift cards and then give the bum the book store gift card. That's how fucking retarded this supposed situation is.

Same with the Xbox SeX scam. He couldn't just go with the simple lie and say that a fan donated it behind da scenes and leave it at that. No, he had to preface it with some autistic as fuck story about elephants and peanuts and then make up some wild narrative about how the generous fan had that Xbox SeX unopened for 8 months because he bought it and a new gaymer PC at the same time and then realized that there's no exclusives on the SeX. Somehow he didn't think of returning the Xbox, or selling it, or giving it to Phil right away, no, for some reason we are to believe that he left his Xbox SeX unopened for 8 months and only thought about giving it to Phil after Phil got hyped about the Gamepass during E3 or whatever and then waited after a begathon to send him the Xbox.

@Pargon has said this before, Phil is the one man refutation of the Malcom Gladwell rule that if you do something for 10k hours you master it. Phil has been lying on camera as naturally as he breathed for more than 10 years and he somehow has not mastered the most basic rule of lying which is to keep your lies SIMPLE and your narratives CONSISTENT.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I just wanna take a moment to appreciate how retarded his narrative about his hype new hats is and how he got them. Apparently after his failed marathon a fan contacted him behind da scenes to help him out... how did he do it? Did he send what was missing from the mortgage fundraising scam's goal? No, he sent him a fucking Amazon gift card. Seriously, what? Imagine if you walked around your town or city or future ground zero of a nuclear bomb explosion and you happen upon a bum. The bum pleads with you, he tells you he is hungry and will accept any food you can give him and it's his lucky day! You are willing to help. So, rather than buying the bum some food or giving him some cash or giving him some food that you have with you, you go to the local bookstore, buy one of their gift cards and then give the bum the book store gift card. That's how fucking retarded this supposed situation is.

Same with the Xbox SeX scam. He couldn't just go with the simple lie and say that a fan donated it behind da scenes and leave it at that. No, he had to preface it with some autistic as fuck story about elephants and peanuts and then make up some wild narrative about how the generous fan had that Xbox SeX unopened for 8 months because he bought it and a new gaymer PC at the same time and then realized that there's no exclusives on the SeX. Somehow he didn't think of returning the Xbox, or selling it, or giving it to Phil right away, no, for some reason we are to believe that he left his Xbox SeX unopened for 8 months and only thought about giving it to Phil after Phil got hyped about the Gamepass during E3 or whatever and then waited after a begathon to send him the Xbox.

@Pargon has said this before, Phil is the one man refutation of the Malcom Gladwell rule that if you do something for 10k hours you master it. Phil has been lying on camera as naturally as he breathed for more than 10 years and he somehow has not mastered the most basic rule of lying which is to keep your lies SIMPLE and your narratives CONSISTENT.
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Let us not forget the eggsbox 'donation' came after yet another failed begathon.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I just wanna take a moment to appreciate how retarded his narrative about his hype new hats is and how he got them. Apparently after his failed marathon a fan contacted him behind da scenes to help him out... how did he do it? Did he send what was missing from the mortgage fundraising scam's goal? No, he sent him a fucking Amazon gift card. Seriously, what? Imagine if you walked around your town or city or future ground zero of a nuclear bomb explosion and you happen upon a bum. The bum pleads with you, he tells you he is hungry and will accept any food you can give him and it's his lucky day! You are willing to help. So, rather than buying the bum some food or giving him some cash or giving him some food that you have with you, you go to the local bookstore, buy one of their gift cards and then give the bum the book store gift card. That's how fucking retarded this supposed situation is.

Same with the Xbox SeX scam. He couldn't just go with the simple lie and say that a fan donated it behind da scenes and leave it at that. No, he had to preface it with some autistic as fuck story about elephants and peanuts and then make up some wild narrative about how the generous fan had that Xbox SeX unopened for 8 months because he bought it and a new gaymer PC at the same time and then realized that there's no exclusives on the SeX. Somehow he didn't think of returning the Xbox, or selling it, or giving it to Phil right away, no, for some reason we are to believe that he left his Xbox SeX unopened for 8 months and only thought about giving it to Phil after Phil got hyped about the Gamepass during E3 or whatever and then waited after a begathon to send him the Xbox.

@Pargon has said this before, Phil is the one man refutation of the Malcom Gladwell rule that if you do something for 10k hours you master it. Phil has been lying on camera as naturally as he breathed for more than 10 years and he somehow has not mastered the most basic rule of lying which is to keep your lies SIMPLE and your narratives CONSISTENT.
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Even if all these gift stories were true how fucking stupid do you have to be to openly brag about several hundred doallrs in gifts being given immediately after three separate begathons? Like the next day after. To not realize the terribly bad optics is mind-blowing.
 
Pargon said:
I think Kat is as normal a person as Phil has in his life (which is both surprising and not to me, since Kat has the emotional range of a reanimated corpse but really Phil doesn’t have anyone else in his life) and when she was on the Halloween stream she stared right into the center of the DarksydePhil stream chat and for her it was looking on the face of Cthulhu: it changed her and there was no going back. The type of person one needs to be to sit in that chat and actually participate, whether true supporter or not, is just…

…look, those people ain’t right. They are not a normal fanbase, and that’s saying something given what more popular streamers put up with on the regular.
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Meh, if you look at the Halloween stream, they were actually being incredibly nice to her. At first. Barely a shoutout to “Jim from the gym” (lol!)

However, everyone wanted some interaction and Khat playing. Instead they got Phil being Phil and Khat sitting there looking like a bored zombie.

It was only after a few hours of that, and after they noticed that Khat was sitting staring at the comments, that things got a little more rowdy.
 
Fellow trolls, detractors, mentally ill no life basement dwellers, today I fear that Phil will hit the $150 at least once due to his new selection of hats that will cause the piggies, wheel chairs, and Islamic Extremists to giggle and shake their tits with delight, thus they will open their wallets, take mom’s money from the dresser, or sell dad’s snap on tools, to help pay for Phil’s robust, mature, and custom lifestyle to fight us, the evil slime that lurks in the bowels of this very forum.
Get your arms ready, we will be punching the air……or will we?….please sweet innocent baby Jesus (or if your atheist, pray to your electric car), let Phil miss the tip goal even with new shit hats, I want to see his rage and desperation so bad!!
 
PyroAlert said:
Fellow trolls, detractors, mentally ill no life basement dwellers, today I fear that Phil will hit the $150 at least once due to his new selection of hats that will cause the piggies, wheel chairs, and Islamic Extremists to giggle and shake their tits with delight, thus they will open their wallets, take mom’s money from the dresser, or sell dad’s snap on tools, to help pay for Phil’s robust, mature, and custom lifestyle to fight us, the evil slime that lurks in the bowels of this very forum.
Get your arms ready, we will be punching the air……or will we?….please sweet innocent baby Jesus (or if your atheist, pray to your electric car), let Phil miss the tip goal even with new shit hats, I want to see his rage and desperation so bad!!
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He usually sets up a "Behinds Da Scenes" tip with some whale, in an off day email. Eventually he'll put a new hat on I would just like to see him get salty as hell when it isn't hit. I wonder if he got a Pilot's hat for tonight's Flight Sim stream?
 
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