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Hasn't he made a big deal about paying his mad billz online? I believe all banks require device verification now so he has had to run into that at least once.
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What are you talking about you immature nudnik?!
Codes?! WHAT codes?!!! Verification?!? WHAT VERIFICATION?!? Who verified what?!?
Does a man from the bank come and verify that Phil’s phone belongs to Phil by asking him to pull it out?! Heheheheh!
How STUpid!
Phil is a very smart and very mature man, but none of you are making any sense with your “codes”, “phonenumbers” and “verification”!!
Are those troll memes or something?!
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Does DarkDave have a mirror of that too?
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I noticed he's back to calling it "some mobile game". Phil, its well established we're all talking about wwe champions. You know its wwe champions, we know its wwe champions and your fans know its wwe champions. Refusing to even acknowledge the name of this game makes it seem like you're really embarrassed and full of guilt about it.
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What made it even more obvious to me is that in the process of denying it, realizing how bad his defense was, he threw out "even if i had the account it doesnt prove I play mobile games" and another line about how the app is used for lots of things other than mobile games.
Was quite funny that in one breath he is denying the account aand in the other breath he is saying well if i have it, its not for mobile games like you think. classic philisms
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Its WWE Champions time!!!
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For some reason I’m getting this hilarious mental image of Phil as a grouchy sex worker going: “It’s 80$ for fucking, 50$ for a blowjob and 30$ for a handy. For 10$ extra I’ll wear this hat, 20$ extra and I’ll wear a vest. Oh and if we meet today’s tips goal which is 100$ you can come in mah mouth!””
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The more Phil tries to hide something the more obvious it becomes.
Maybe he has actual low IQ.
Maybe he has actual low IQ.
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The guy who empties his Paypal at least twice per day has no idea what online verification codes are.
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IQ tests are just a detractor meme dood
Totally believable
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Confirmation of what I've been saying: this isn't just about money, it's about power. The power to command the paypigs to pony up, every single day. Without fail. It isn't enough to get close enough to the tips goal every stream that he can enjoy Champions, he wants that vest streak to come back, and never go away.
Speaking of which, what email is tied to his PayPal account? How about the phone number? Surely they're both the ones he never bothered to change, because we know for a fact that he didn't, even though he asserts them to basically be compromised.
How believable is it that Phil would risk his PayPal account if it's actually THAT easy to create and maintain an account without having to verify it through access to an email or mobile device?
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I tend to flip flop back and forth on this. I wouldn't say that it's related to Phil's stupidity, as much as Phil's ability to live completely in denial.
At the risk of sounding like an armchair psychologist, I think Phil's hermit lifestyle has definitely skewed his sense of reality. He's by no means full on crazy or hearing voices or whatever, but I think he's lived in his own bubble for so long and dismissed all criticism, that he actually believes some of his lies. Mostly about opinion based things, something factual, like Line or Champions, that he knows he's straight up lying about. But, him being mature and successful and everything, well, when everyone in your life tells you something is true for several years, you're bound to believe it. And Phil has made it where that's his reality. Yeah, he has detractors shouting at him about being a failure, and I do think in some gin fueled moments he actually reflects on what's being shouted at him, but otherwise, he's deluded himself into automatically thinking they're wrong and just jealous trolls.
He shows a lot of signs of this whenever he talks about anything real world. When he talks about expecting to get attacked while shopping or Walmart being an IRL Call of Duty match, he's being serious. Same with his excitement when the most mundane of things happens to him, like someone coming to check his alarm. He legit thinks it's a huge deal that requires 30+ minutes of explanation because how could anyone grasp the complex intricacies of a monumental event. Same deal with him insisting Jasper is actually his family, or his crazy theories about lag match making.
Someone made a post last year, when we were a good five or six months into quarantine talking about how much the isolation has messed with their general perception, and how it's crazy to imagine that, with the exception of his one day off a week, Phil has lived like this for years. And I imagine that person was still socializing way more than Phil does on average. Deep down, I think Phil knows he's a failure, but without anyone to hold him accountable, he has plenty of ways to hide from the truth. To sink even deeper into the armchair, I imagine that's part of why he's addicted to mobile games, because they provide a constant dopamine hit and tell him that he's winning by leveling up his wrestlers and unlocking new characters. He's constantly chasing the win, whether in mobile games, his "savage viral tweets", lean in banning someone or "going beast mode" against scrubs after tanking his profile low enough to be matched up with brand new players.
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Yes Phil, what other things is the app used for? We sure as Hell know it's not talking to people as you have no friends. Your wife? Yeah, I doubt you'd download Line specifically to text just 1 person
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Yeah, I strongly agree with this notion. Even though Hades is a roguelight and you take some progress with you as permanent upgrades, the most progress is still made by the player themselves: Through skill and knowledge. That's the whole point, you learn what to watch out for, what equipment or upgrades to pick up, which drops are where, what to avoid, and how to play optimally. You're missing the whole game by going to the solution.
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I noticed that today is Read the Farms Day and that my post about Dave using the phrase "Conspiracy theory" wrong got shoah'd in the Great Server Purge of Aug 16, so I'll remake it to make it likely that Phil will read it.
What is the basic meaning of a conspiracy theory? Simple, it is a theory of the possible existence of a conspiracy. Now, what is a conspiracy? A conspiracy is a plot involving two or more people or parties planning to perform some unlawful or harmful action in order to further their goals. Now, I'm going to give an example of something he could actually claim is a detractor conspiracy theory, to throw the pig-dog a bone.
Some lonely faggy money creature pretends that he's multiple people in order to throw money at DSP, in return DSP shields the money creature when it comes to the shady behind-da-scenes shit the money creature does, like doxing (or attempting to dox) detractors as well as fellow paypigs. As you can see, there are two actors involved and they work together for the goal of making Phil seem like a white haht pahpular schtreemer with organic support from the silent majority, as well as making sure that any Pig Ops go smoothly and that Phil's schemes and scams are kept hidden, as well as the money creature's doxing and other gay shit he does. Let's compare that to the Line app "conspiracy" theory. There is no other actor in this "conspiracy", Phil is the only active participant in all of this. Same for the WWE Champions thing, who is he "conspiring" with to throw money at the game for a chance of getting that 5 star Hulkster? Nobody, no mentally ill nudnik "conspiracy theory" mentions another actor working together with Phil, ergo claiming that Phil is spending a lot of money on a shitty sweaty men jpeg game by definition cannot be a conspiracy theory.
You know what could be classed as a conspiracy theory? Claiming that detractors are pulling the mother of all gay ops by impersonating Phil so well on WWE Champions that they pool together their money to spend over $40k on pulling pictures of sweaty men. The gay op is so immaculate and so well planned out and executed that the detractors running it are only ever online when it's believable for Phil to be online, they always make damn sure that Phil is either on break or not streaming whenever they go online and play the game. They have also pulled a gay op regarding the Line app where they either broke into Phil's house to get the verification code in order to sign up to the Line app or they did some sort of 1337 h4xx0r move where they compromised Phil's phone number so that the SMS message with the verification code arrived on one of their phones, somehow Phil or his phone service provider never noticed this. The other actors in this are the dens of reprobates, children, terrorists, Q-Anons and other mentally ill lunatics who after escaping the asylums they were housed in started posting on various detractor forums, discord groups, subplebbits, Youtube channels etc. They take the false illegal "evidence" that the first group of detractors illegally fabricated by breaking the law and use it to besmirch Philip the Innocent's good name.
So, to conclude, why are you spreading all of those baseless conspiracy theories about detractors, Phil? We're all good boys and girls just Hanging Out and Having Fun™ on the internet. We don't need some ahnline khantent creator and his fans besmirching our good name and creating unnecessary fake drama. See what I mean? That's how insane Phil and his fans are! If they had any pahsitivity in their lives they wouldn't need to make up such wild scenarios about us.
What is the basic meaning of a conspiracy theory? Simple, it is a theory of the possible existence of a conspiracy. Now, what is a conspiracy? A conspiracy is a plot involving two or more people or parties planning to perform some unlawful or harmful action in order to further their goals. Now, I'm going to give an example of something he could actually claim is a detractor conspiracy theory, to throw the pig-dog a bone.
Some lonely faggy money creature pretends that he's multiple people in order to throw money at DSP, in return DSP shields the money creature when it comes to the shady behind-da-scenes shit the money creature does, like doxing (or attempting to dox) detractors as well as fellow paypigs. As you can see, there are two actors involved and they work together for the goal of making Phil seem like a white haht pahpular schtreemer with organic support from the silent majority, as well as making sure that any Pig Ops go smoothly and that Phil's schemes and scams are kept hidden, as well as the money creature's doxing and other gay shit he does. Let's compare that to the Line app "conspiracy" theory. There is no other actor in this "conspiracy", Phil is the only active participant in all of this. Same for the WWE Champions thing, who is he "conspiring" with to throw money at the game for a chance of getting that 5 star Hulkster? Nobody, no mentally ill nudnik "conspiracy theory" mentions another actor working together with Phil, ergo claiming that Phil is spending a lot of money on a shitty sweaty men jpeg game by definition cannot be a conspiracy theory.
You know what could be classed as a conspiracy theory? Claiming that detractors are pulling the mother of all gay ops by impersonating Phil so well on WWE Champions that they pool together their money to spend over $40k on pulling pictures of sweaty men. The gay op is so immaculate and so well planned out and executed that the detractors running it are only ever online when it's believable for Phil to be online, they always make damn sure that Phil is either on break or not streaming whenever they go online and play the game. They have also pulled a gay op regarding the Line app where they either broke into Phil's house to get the verification code in order to sign up to the Line app or they did some sort of 1337 h4xx0r move where they compromised Phil's phone number so that the SMS message with the verification code arrived on one of their phones, somehow Phil or his phone service provider never noticed this. The other actors in this are the dens of reprobates, children, terrorists, Q-Anons and other mentally ill lunatics who after escaping the asylums they were housed in started posting on various detractor forums, discord groups, subplebbits, Youtube channels etc. They take the false illegal "evidence" that the first group of detractors illegally fabricated by breaking the law and use it to besmirch Philip the Innocent's good name.
So, to conclude, why are you spreading all of those baseless conspiracy theories about detractors, Phil? We're all good boys and girls just Hanging Out and Having Fun™ on the internet. We don't need some ahnline khantent creator and his fans besmirching our good name and creating unnecessary fake drama. See what I mean? That's how insane Phil and his fans are! If they had any pahsitivity in their lives they wouldn't need to make up such wild scenarios about us.
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Phail TL:WR: Stop making up conspiracy theories about there being conspiracy theories.
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Its almost like roguelikes require you to actually play the game or something.
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I wonder if he honestly hasn't figured out that his wheelchairs are tapped out. Like, it's a pretty obvious conclusion based on "Money goes up here, money goes down there", but we all know Phil's strained relationship with obvious conclusions.
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He's running out of ways to say "you guys aren't giving me enough money" without actually saying it."On Saturday, the marathon went really well and was pleased with the amount of support. Yesterday, was the complete opposite 'cause it was slow. I figured that might happen. People are going to come out on Saturday and support, but watch Sunday be a dud because of that. And that's exactly what happened. I hope we can get back into the normal swing of things. Because now, if I have a string of days that are slow, then there was no point in doing the marathon on Saturday. It kinda negates the whole point: if I did the marathon to raise extra funds and then I lose those funds that I normally would've been raising in the next few days."
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Phil had the problem of needing to flex on people through such means long before The Incident put his notoriety as high as it could go, and 2013 is just the farthest back we can document it. Mobile games more than likely have been a part of Phil's life for a decade at least.
But after The Incident, losing Leanna, losing Rambo and Howard, and becoming a hermit, that was when his need for an escape really took hold and made an addict out of him. It's why he was public about his previous games and hid this one (however poorly). It meant more to him, because he simply had nothing else and he knew it.
And it can't be stressed enough how much Phil gives himself away by constantly referring to stuff like this as "insane conspiracy theories". Why is it "insane" to think that someone called "TheyCallMeDSP", who has done nothing to prove their innocence, might actually be Phil Burnell? The only alternative is that it's a troll with just as much money to burn as Phil has, and can revolve their lives entirely around Phil. For YEARS, before anyone even finds the account. And I'll point out, we at the Farms, this whole time, have found that idea insane, because that's exactly what such a person would be: insane. That's crazier than Fred Fuchs.
It's not an impossibility, but Phil does himself no favors by showing no signs of wanting to end all this by ending the troll's fun. Which he could do, if he really wanted to. Instead, he just pretends that verification isn't a thing, and calls it all "insane", when it isn't. Plenty of other people whale out harder than him on that game, it's not so far-fetched to suspect it of him.
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