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Well it’s safe to say hades is a bit of a wash, kinda was I was afraid of. Difficulty definitely isn’t hades selling point at least after a few runs and before you start doing challenge modifiers. It’s simply 2 brain dead easy to do dummy damage, darks only gonna get fucked on new bosses and maybe the very very end of the game.

although he still manages to be his usual dumbass self, he gets a new type of ability and simply isn’t capable of remembering to add it to his repertoire, it’ll take double the time of a normal person until Phil is using this ability consistently
 
kamekmagik said:
I love DSP's Spiel of "I don't want to be rich! I just want to keep what I have"

Dude you make 125k a fucking year. That's asking for A LOT, you're not living some modest life
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He doesn't want to keep what he has he want's to DO LESS and make the SAME AMOUNT HE IS NOW.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Does he still do the thing where he "tries to figure out the controller" every time he starts a new game, in hopes of baiting out an explanation attached to a tip?
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Yes, the asshole still looks at the controller buttons like a child who just got its first console. It's not for scamming his ungrateful viewers but after decades of playing on consoles, he can't remember the layouts when starting a new game. "X" is a variable after all. Don't drink gin every day.

EAT TOMATO PASTE said:
im glad that picture of his disgusting unwashed teeth is gone, atleast. that is something i would be better off trying to forget
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never forget
 
Current state of stream:

$55 in tips
At least $20 of those from OIC

Phil blew all his game cash on garbages and chat is yelling at him for saving the money for the shop room

Who would've thought huh?

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Wurstbrot said:
Phil is delirious by nature. I wouldn't be surprised if he argues his business decisions with this business model. He's an addict of mobile games and online spending, I could see a very weird connection here.
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On top of this, Phil is a hermit, and couldn't relate well to normal human beings even before becoming one, and was already prone to projecting. Now it's even worse, to the point where it looks to be done out of spite. He reads here, he knows how much we notice his hypocrisy.

He's also a child, and so prone to the old "monkey see, monkey do". It's probably why he spent his youth being a wrestling heel.
 
Rubea Meretrix said:
"I wouldn't make as much money with a 9 to 5 with some streaming than what I'm doing right now"

It is indeed true, DSP. But then how do people on a 9 to 5 survive?
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And, if this is indeed true, how the hell did you go bankrupt in the first place. So you’re options you’re choosing are stay streaming and crying poor or never get a real job? Lunacy at its finest
 
I really would like Phil to become a professional poker player. He has the look with the glasses and it combines his two interests, money and gambling,
 
Kornheiser said:
I really would like Phil to become a professional poker player. He has the look with the glasses and it combines his two interests, money and gambling,
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*gets rivered*
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I WAS WINNING AND NOW I'M NOTTTTT? HUHHHHHHHH?
This game is fuckin' rigged dude. His tantrums would put Hellmuth to shame.
 
Full Race Replay said:
Phil got laid off from blip tv and twitch. He has horrible job security, and is at the whim of horrible corporations like twitch and YouTube, not to mention relying on whales to keep his funding.
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That last part is so important. DSP loves to tell us how he makes hardly anything from ads

That would mean that nearly his entire income is from people directly sending money, either through a monthly bill like patreon or memberships, or through straight up cash through PayPal/SuperChats.

I mean really just think about that a second. DSP's 10 year plan is predicated on receiving 100k plus a year directly from fans. 100k. Each dollar from a viewer.
 
hundredthousand said:
Okay, I admit it, I am DownFromTheRafters.

It was an elaborate operation to make Phil look bad. First, I had to spend around $50,000 - $100,000 to create a top ranked account and play hours every day for over 1,000 days.

I also had to carefully plan my login times to never once overlap with when Phil was streaming. I would even login during his stream breaks. I haven't slipped up once in nearly 2 years since trolls have been tracking our online times.

I also hopped his fence and broke into his condo to access his phone while he was at the mall so I could register a LINE account using his personal phone number, making it look like it's his account.

I also would hack into Phil's discord account. You know, the one with the exact same global ID number that was found in both his mod discord and the wwe champions discord. Then I mastered Phil's exact manner of speak so I could speak to my champions guild members and have the trolls think I was Phil. I was so good that even speech analysis software found my manner of speech exact to Phil's.

I also, as DownFromTheRafters, refused to show any easily provable evidence that I was indeed not Phil, such as a voice recording, or blurred out ID card. I let the trolls instead chase me out of over a dozen different factions to give the illusion I was actually Phil, just running scared.


I am now broke, homeless, and living under a bridge but the gayop was worth it.
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You almost got away with it too you sneaky snake! If it wasn’t for those meddling silent majority fans of his!
 
Now he has been sitting for 5+ minutes whining about the poison mechanics in Hades. Seems like dots etc is a new game mechanic for good old Phil. Geez….

PS.
Phil also whistles like a tard
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
On top of this, Phil is a hermit, and couldn't relate well to normal human beings even before becoming one, and was already prone to projecting. Now it's even worse, to the point where it looks to be done out of spite. He reads here, he knows how much we notice his hypocrisy.

He's also a child, and so prone to the old "monkey see, monkey do". It's probably why he spent his youth being a wrestling heel.
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Actual hermits would be offended at Phil because at least they have contributed to society in various ways.
 
Just let me check, you know sometimes people tip behind the scenes.. guess no.. oh wait! Bobbajo tipped $23 taking us VERY CLOSE TO THE VEST GOAL! Please tip if you can guys thanks!
 
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