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Not period cramps. If you are cramping it's not from menstruation it's something else. Jfc.
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Another ThatNeverHappened story. Cholelithiasis=gallstones.
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I'm sure at least one person ITT has had gallstones or know someone who's had them and can explain that your abdomen hurts. They wouldn't call it a period though, would they?
 
It's horrific either way, but I sincerely hope this sick fuck's daughter is an adult when she's shaving daddy's back so he can put the spinny dress on.

Side thought: Why is it the daughter and not his wife doing it for him? Couldn't be cause she dumped his ass for being a pervert, surely.
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apparently people in rural areas don't have eyes and wouldn't know that Riley Dennis is a man.
The funniest thing about this to me isn't the mention of Riley, but Blaire White.

Every candid photo I've ever seen of Blaire irl he looks WAY worse than his ultra-filtered YouTube videos. Especially in those God-awful bikini photos where he has the shoulders of a quarterback and the sunken boy-ass of a man who's never even looked at a squat rack.
 
Apparently not being able to open pickle jars is one of those girly twirly things - teeheeee, I am weak. It’s them LARPing on the internet that they’re in need of a white knight to come to the rescue. Is of course not entirely true it‘s also down to physics. But behold the beautiful transphobia underneath this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaan.../?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

In the end even biology and objective reality is not enough to reign in the stupidity (males are on average stronger AND retain a big part of that strength).

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Just tap the fucking Jar top on the bench or floor to make the seal pop and open it, this isnt a strength thing it's literally an IQ test..
 
Munchausen's syndrome. The delusion can be so strong it can cause the symptoms of the disease. There are women who think they are pregnant for years and have the symptoms of pregnancy.
That's somatic symptom disorder, not Munchausen's. People Munchausen's syndrome know they're faking.

I think these TiMs just have the shits all the time because they have terrible diets.
Apparently not being able to open pickle jars is one of those girly twirly things - teeheeee, I am weak. It’s them LARPing on the internet that they’re in need of a white knight to come to the rescue. Is of course not entirely true it‘s also down to physics. But behold the beautiful transphobia underneath this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaan.../?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

In the end even biology and objective reality is not enough to reign in the stupidity (males are on average stronger AND retain a big part of that strength).

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The only source I could find for that criss-cross collagen factoid was a bunch of skincare sites. But hell, I hope they're right. Keep fucking up your collagen, dudes, I am sure the coom will be worth it.

I think even without believing that HRT changes your collagen, the base belief here is wrong (a strong grip comes from collagen - bullshit). The only reason these freaks can't open jars anymore is because the foreign hormones are withering away their muscles. Yes, women generally have less muscle mass. But that doesn't mean they're so sickly weak that they can't open jars.
He is partially correct, just not in the way he thinks: issues with collagen will probably make opening jars impossible, but that's because the base of your thumb will not be held in place properly by the ligaments that are supposed to do that job (since they are made up largely of collagen fibers).

But for this MtF, 'collagen' is just about sexy female skin and other nice stuff that other trannies have told him about; it's not about boring icky things like ligaments and osteoarthritis.
 
If he was a woman he'd get fucking destroyed for that on social media. Being shamed for your natural body hair from all sides starting with puberty is the innate authentic female experience and he'll never have that. How sad for him
 
Another ThatNeverHappened story. Cholelithiasis=gallstones.
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I'm sure at least one person ITT has had gallstones or know someone who's had them and can explain that your abdomen hurts. They wouldn't call it a period though, would they?
Time to minor PL and also sperg, rev up those puzzle pieces:
I've had gallstones, really bad ones too, thankfully it's been years so I don't think I'll have to have my gallbladder removed but holy shit it sucks. The pain is directly below your bottom-right rib, right at the end of your ribcage, and it fucking sucks (they never say exactly where their abdominal cramps are, though...I doubt they actually know where women experience menstrual cramps). The first time I had a gallstone attack I thought it was appendicitis and it lasted for no joke more than 12 hours, which is extremely unusual. Normally gallstone attacks are only 30 minutes to an hour, but whatever I haven't had one in years (knock on wood) but it is very cramplike even when it's not severe, and at least for me it did NOT affect my appetite, it was just uncomfortable and painful as hell until it subsided. Gallstones have a large number of potential causes, other common ones for troons (and normal people as well) are obesity and genetics. We all know a lot of troons have really shitty diets in addition to the hormones destroying their bodies. To quote Wikipedia:
"Nutritional factors that may increase risk of gallstones include constipation; eating fewer meals per day; low intake of the nutrients folate, magnesium, calcium, and vitamin C;[18] low fluid consumption;[19] and, at least for men, a high intake of carbohydrate, a high glycemic load, and high glycemic index diet."
High carb diets, low fiber diets can cause gallstones, and those sorts of diets are very common in Western society, especially among terminally online troons who don't know how to take care of themselves. The estrogen probably doesn't help.
 
If he was a woman he'd get fucking destroyed for that on social media. Being shamed for your natural body hair from all sides starting with puberty is the innate authentic female experience and he'll never have that. How sad for him
That’s true. I usually feel the same way about TiF on social media. So many of them have shit up there like their first shave or chin hair, or proud that they swam with a shirt off… like 1) you’re 28, stop acting like pubertal symptoms in you are anything but horrifying and 2) no man would EVER put that shit on his social media
 
Looking at the FtM subreddit was a mistake.
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Is the "ballsack" necrotic?

Imagine having sex with this and feeling all those dick-hairs inside you. Nightmare inducing.

Some choice Q&As from the thread:
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Another medical patient for life:
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Yeah, pump that flesh tube for me, baby

How is having this better or easier than just accepting the fact that you have a vagina?
 
Looking at the FtM subreddit was a mistake.
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Is the "ballsack" necrotic?

Imagine having sex with this and feeling all those dick-hairs inside you. Nightmare inducing.

Some choice Q&As from the thread:
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Another medical patient for life:
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Yeah, pump that flesh tube for me, baby

How is having this better or easier than just accepting the fact that you have a vagina?
[Reposting my hilarious, witty and handsome response from earlier that was lost.]

I am so glad to finally have it straight from the horse's mouth. Not that I don't trust you lot, but I just couldn't bring myself to believe they actually jam an inflatable rod in there and have to pump it up whenever they want a chub.

But remember, everyone: Just like an amhole, it is literally impossible to distinguish between a real penis and a frankenweenie; I know that whenever I bring a lady home she always has to sit patiently as I inflate my dick like an air mattress.
 
I'll pour one out for all of the good posts I didn't get to read before the farms went down. I hope y'all saved them.
I was reading this thread just before the crash. Lost maybe 12 or 15 posts, that's all. Most commenting on "Oh, so that's how mechanical dicks work"

Edit: @Oliver Onions - thank you for reposting that. It made me smile when I read it.
 
Looking at the FtM subreddit was a mistake.
How inflating_deflating the pump works.mp4

Yeah, pump that flesh tube for me, baby

How is having this better or easier than just accepting the fact that you have a vagina?
also repost on my end: trying to get it word for word for maximum ick.

1) it's definitely a graft and the visual of pores and hair where the poorly designed/shaped "head" is nasty. Gonna have to shave dick for life or hope electrolysis doesn't make it fall off.

2) honestly the idea and execution of the pump like all medical shit is cool. the squeezing out of air at the end to deflate it is awful and the feeling of having a ballon/tube under SKIN and MEAT is.. hurk. plus, it doesn't even inflate fully on its own, she has to keep lifting it to allow air flow in. a flaccid one would be better and probably could be made to look cleaner.

gives me skin crawlies, and makes me think emoji as to why there's no ability to construct one that can get aroused naturally.
 
Looking at the FtM subreddit was a mistake.
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Is the "ballsack" necrotic?

Imagine having sex with this and feeling all those dick-hairs inside you. Nightmare inducing.

Some choice Q&As from the thread:
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Another medical patient for life:
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How inflating_deflating the pump works.mp4

Yeah, pump that flesh tube for me, baby

How is having this better or easier than just accepting the fact that you have a vagina?
Since Farms went down, I get to post the funny Frankfurt sausage parallel.

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gives me skin crawlies, and makes me think emoji as to why there's no ability to construct one that can get aroused naturally.
Realistically, I don't see how this could ever possibly work.

Never say never, I know, but the entire system of how a real erection works --not to mention even real dicks can have erectile issues-- is so intrinsically linked to the male body I can't even begin to fathom how you could retrofit some thigh flesh with none of the relevant nerves or connections to act in the same way.
 
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