DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Shirō Ishii]

$700 though? no way

I think it's possible just because of what I've seen in the past. Specifically, PlanetJeff with the $1K during the cat scam

 

[00R-Gundam]

$700 though? no way

Never underestimate the power of autism and attention seeking whores

 

[Iron Father]

I like how DSP draws the line at advertising a product.

Of course he's happy to promote brands and businesses when it comes to shovelling slop down his throat, though.

 

[Super Dent Head]

I think it's possible just because of what I've seen in the past. Specifically, PlanetJeff with the $1K during the cat scam

Yeah but Jeff had a lot of money, he wasted all of it but he had a lot. Don't think any of his pigs have $750 to throw away. Even [REDACTED] doesn't have money to give him right now.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Lots of fear and desperation in Phil lately.

This is the best Phil.

Maybe 2021 will be the year he snaps.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This fucking wop doesn’t have $24.60 to pay for a ticket to the local zoo?

I could be wrong but didn't he and Panda go to the zoo?

Oh wow, he cried about "bad things happening to him constantly" ... how about you stop being a bad person? The reason why bad things happen to you is because you're a bad person Phil.

lol. What 'bad things' exactly? No one can live more high on the hog in his situation.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Imagine DSP opening a ghost kitchen inside the Wakahndo.

Italian Food Truck. Of course Khat has to drive.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

lol. What 'bad things' exactly? No one can live more high on the hog in his situation.

People keep asking him why he needs $10k a month just to pay rent, it's messed up dude

 

[Ching_Chong]

So assuming I got it right (from various tweets and pics from the thread) this is what this fat fuck has decided to make himself larger with this time:

Calories	2601
Calories From Fat	1355
	Amount Per Serving	% Daily Value*
Total Fat	151g	232%
Saturated Fat	60g	300%
Trans Fat	1g
Cholesterol	276mg	92%
Sodium	4433mg	185%
Total Carbohydrates	219g	73%
Dietary Fiber	19g	76%
Sugars	27g
Protein	92g	184%

This is the cheeseburger (I assume he put bacon because you know he has to), a hotdog, and fries. I don't know the drink he got, but I assume water like he did for Sonic.

His behind the scenes medical issues must be ignoring the doctor telling him to cut the fuck back.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Oh wow, he cried about "bad things happening to him constantly" ... how about you stop being a bad person? The reason why bad things happen to you is because you're a bad person Phil.

He really doesn't believe that any misfortune that's befallen him has anything to do with him. I know we meme about I Did Nothing Wrong I Did Everything Correct but he doesn't even blame himself for his own fucking bankruptcy so it's pretty much hopeless.

Other than that he's a bog-standard American with a mortgage and an ugly wife who makes six figures a year but blows it on vices he refuses to acknowledge. He has a roof over his head, disgusting fast food in his stomach, he can see a doctor whenever he wants, and he doesn't do any kind of work anyone would consider meaningful. As far as all that's concerned, bad things fucking barely happen to him and the ones that do are almost entirely due to his own malfeasance.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Will kat be on stream again? It's up to her" This fucker still wants to put his trophy wife on stream

He's just stringing people along. He. needs. drama. Anyone that believes he would even consider it is an absolute fool.

I stopped watching before the ranting fun started so I'm completely baffled as to how he got pulled back onto the topic of the lineapp-- which he should know to avoid the like covid the plague.

My guess is it means that there is a minor, irrelevant, detail we have wrong about lineapp and the WWE situation that, in DSP's view, invalidates everything we know about it and justifies his ranting. It also fuels his frustration that people won't believe everything is wrong when a minor detail only he knows about is wrong.

He again read that we were talking about the line app recently. It just eats away at him that we know it's him.

If he had a brain in his head he could've said none of the online payment services work for him because detractors already created bogus accounts in his name there too.

Good for us his IQ is around -5.

ftfy

 

[UaineRunei]

"If I can't pay the mortgage tomorrow, well it is what it is. I'll pay when I get the money from Youtube and then explain to them why I was late. It's fine."

I... You...

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

"If I can't pay the mortgage tomorrow, well it is what it is. I'll pay when I get the money from Youtube and then explain to them why I was late. It's fine."

I... You...

I'd say "Called it!", but...this has literally happened on both of the previous fundraisers.
No one believes he's as poor as he claims, his temper tantrum earlier was about that fact.
A third of the tips from today was from OIC. He really has to think up a new way to "rally" support from people.

 

[thedingledongle]

He just got triggered that someone asked if they could buy Jasper off him LOL

Mentioned something about not joking about the family.

 

[Fill Bern El]

So assuming I got it right (from various tweets and pics from the thread) this is what this fat fuck has decided to make himself larger with this time:

Calories	2601
Calories From Fat	1355
	Amount Per Serving	% Daily Value*
Total Fat	151g	232%
Saturated Fat	60g	300%
Trans Fat	1g
Cholesterol	276mg	92%
Sodium	4433mg	185%
Total Carbohydrates	219g	73%
Dietary Fiber	19g	76%
Sugars	27g
Protein	92g	184%

This is the cheeseburger (I assume he put bacon because you know he has to), a hotdog, and fries. I don't know the drink he got, but I assume water like he did for Sonic.

His behind the scenes medical issues must be ignoring the doctor telling him to cut the fuck back.

knowing DSP 2601 calories is still weight loss for him

 

[white gorilla glue]

First of all Phillip, the mortgage is due on the 1st. You have until the 15th to pay without incurring a late fee.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

"If I can't pay the mortgage tomorrow, well it is what it is. I'll pay when I get the money from Youtube and then explain to them why I was late. It's fine."

I... You...

IT IS WHAT IT IS

IT IS WHAT IT IS

Someone should go back and quote every time a poster predicted he'd say those exact fucking words.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

First of all Phillip, the mortgage is due on the 1st. You have until the 15th to pay without incurring a late fee.

Pssst... Tomorrow is the 15th. He's already two weeks late - he's just used to the late fee deadline being when he pays it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Clipped his salty "expenses" rant. Enjoy. It's raw as hell as well, no soundclips or anything.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oyuZ9Mklkyk

I made it 20 seconds because the first question was a home run, so much so, he had to deflect and insult the person.

Bringing up the escort saga is the worst. Not only *was* he flying a woman around the country, he was spending all the money that he said was going towards bills on it. Only part of the escort saga was "DSP acting like a big man buying plane tickets for his soul maid and shilling her for clout by taking pictures of her without her face. The other part was "you said you were spending all this fucking money on bills and were begging constantly, but you were just grifting it".

The escort saga is real. He just wanted the 'wife experience' and not just the 'girlfriend experience'.

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the guy literally has a zoo within driving distance and they're open every fucking day. what the fuck is the problem. it's open, accessible, it's not that expensive, you make up your own schedule to coincide with your wife's day off. would probably need a wheelchair with a sunshade so he doesn't die of exhaustion or overheating from exposure

He's afraid they've watched his streams and would let him in free as a toddler.

 

[UaineRunei]

Dude... He just said now that if he "didn't get the money to pay the mortgage for a month, it will be an issue. But he has the Youtube payment so it's fine. It's not a gianormous issue."

Dude... I'm legit mad. This guy created this for absolutely nothing. Wha a piece of fucking shit.