🪦 Deceased Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower

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itsmebree30 said:
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StrawberryDouche​

thanks for the kind welcome and making me feel small enough to fit into Gene's secret flask♥
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Did you use that aol address to sign up for the Farms or do you just use it for dating sites? The sign up page explicitly warns you to not use a name and email you've used elsewhere on the Internet because you're eventually going to annoy someone who will put your name in the googoracle and find out all about you.
 
Newfags-read the fucking thread before you post. I’ve read thousand page threads before I commented, and this one is only 288. For slow readers, Null has added a highlight feature at the top of every page that lets you skim through the thread to find major posts.

Don’t expect us to hand feed you information-especially not twice. Ask why we think she’s not nice, get some kind and informative answers, and don’t even read them? Go away trolls.
 
Chongqing said:
I haven't delved very far into this cow's history. She's religious and she likes animals, it's not hard to think maybe she's a nice person if that's all you know about her. The most damning lore we have about her relates to her parents, do I have that right?

I can tell that Gene isn't a great person, and that's why I didn't say anything about him.

Keto does seem to be a very stupid diet because it appears to be temporary or not work at all. I heard that people do it because it makes them feel stimulated or something, not because it's actually healthy or sustainable. I honestly welcome DMs from anyone who wants to take time to educate me on Keto. It's never made sense to me and to see someone gain hundreds of pounds using it just confirms my bias.
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If you equate religion with being a nice person you've got a lot to learn in life
 
#FreeGeno said:
The funniest thing about Jen and Gin is that all the shit out there they put out themselves.
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Yeah I mean those two are so isolated and adrift who the fuck else could even dish on them? And if someone did find this thread to report it would just be shit like Gene bought his Night Train with all nickles, or Jen farted through the keyhole, etc.
 
Keto, like any diet is an effective way to lose weight. A diet is just something that teaches people to be mindful of food and practice self discipline. If you do Keto right, you will lose weight.

Despite what she tells people every few months, Jen has never done a Keto diet. This is why she has always gained weight while claiming to be Keto. A Keto diet is actually very restrictive in regards to what you can eat. It requires discipline and effort which is beyond Jen’s childish brain. In addition you have to count calories. Jen has invented this fantasy version of Keto where she can eat ungodly amounts of fat and protein rich foods as long as there are no carbs. This is not how the diet works and when implemented this way, you will actually gain weight.

As with most immature and lazy people, Jen is looking for a quick fix to lose weight. There is no diet that will allow you to eat like a disgusting slob while losing weight. She does not want to experience the slightest bit of discomfort.
 
JabbasAnalFissure said:
Keto, like any diet is an effective way to lose weight. A diet is just something that teaches people to be mindful of food and practice self discipline. If you do Keto right, you will lose weight.

Despite what she tells people every few months, Jen has never done a Keto diet. This is why she has always gained weight while claiming to be Keto. A Keto diet is actually very restrictive in regards to what you can eat. It requires discipline and effort which is beyond Jen’s childish brain. In addition you have to count calories. Jen has invented this fantasy version of Keto where she can eat ungodly amounts of fat and protein rich foods as long as there are no carbs. This is not how the diet works and when implemented this way, you will actually gain weight.

As with most immature and lazy people, Jen is looking for a quick fix to lose weight. There is no diet that will allow you to eat like a disgusting slob while losing weight. She does not want to experience the slightest bit of discomfort.
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Jen's version of keto is eating as much cheese and bacon as she can shovel in. But since she doesn't understand the carb aspect of keto, she still eats things she claims are 'low carb', though they'd still be considered a huge no on keto. She also never understood that you still have to count calories/fat. She thought she found the magic diet, where you eat as much greasy fattening shit and the weight would just melt off. So in reality she's just clogging her arteries further and has never been anywhere near ketosis.
 
JabbasAnalFissure said:
Keto, like any diet is an effective way to lose weight. A diet is just something that teaches people to be mindful of food and practice self discipline. If you do Keto right, you will lose weight.

Despite what she tells people every few months, Jen has never done a Keto diet. This is why she has always gained weight while claiming to be Keto. A Keto diet is actually very restrictive in regards to what you can eat. It requires discipline and effort which is beyond Jen’s childish brain. In addition you have to count calories. Jen has invented this fantasy version of Keto where she can eat ungodly amounts of fat and protein rich foods as long as there are no carbs. This is not how the diet works and when implemented this way, you will actually gain weight.

As with most immature and lazy people, Jen is looking for a quick fix to lose weight. There is no diet that will allow you to eat like a disgusting slob while losing weight. She does not want to experience the slightest bit of discomfort.
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Yes, if you do "keto" like Jen does you will gain weight quickly instead of losing, that's always been the funniest part. She's in denial about doing keto wrong so she probably is astounded every time she weighs herself that she not only didn't lose weight as expected but gained, then repeat over and over and now we are here., 7?? lbs and gaining exponentially! 🥮
 
Jen is the opposite of "nice". As a matter of fact, many here believe she is the worst of the lolcows because she is so passive aggressive and underhanded. At least with Chantal, ALR and Amy, you know what's going on all the time. Jen is better at hiding her bitchiness but it does seep out. She uses "God" and her smugness about having an alcoholic boyfriend as a shield to hide her laughing at other people but acting innocent and "caring". I'm pretty sure her and Gene are Qanon and/or closet rednecks. She also admits that having a tugboat keeps her from losing weight and becoming self sufficient. It's the government's fault she is fat
 
Who Now said:
Jen is the opposite of "nice". As a matter of fact, many here believe she is the worst of the lolcows because she is so passive aggressive and underhanded. At least with Chantal, ALR and Amy, you know what's going on all the time. Jen is better at hiding her bitchiness but it does seep out. She uses "God" and her smugness about having an alcoholic boyfriend as a shield to hide her laughing at other people but acting innocent and "caring". I'm pretty sure her and Gene are Qanon and/or closet rednecks. She also admits that having a tugboat keeps her from losing weight and becoming self sufficient. It's the government's fault she is fat
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Jen needs Jesus, though. Church is for spiritually sick people. She is the religious eviqulant of "healthy but big."
 
Since we are sperging out about keto, I just want to say that if you've handled the dissected liver of a lab rat fed a ketogenic diet, you would be super hesitant to eat that way yourself. I bet Jen's liver is bigger than Chantal's.
 
Thomas Eugene Paris said:
Since we are sperging out about keto, I just want to say that if you've handled the dissected liver of a lab rat fed a ketogenic diet, you would be super hesitant to eat that way yourself. I bet Jen's liver is bigger than Chantal's.
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Is it because of all the fat ? I don’t know much about keto except that the trendy keto stuff is twice the price of regular groceries
 
Who Now said:
Jen is the opposite of "nice". As a matter of fact, many here believe she is the worst of the lolcows because she is so passive aggressive and underhanded. At least with Chantal, ALR and Amy, you know what's going on all the time. Jen is better at hiding her bitchiness but it does seep out. She uses "God" and her smugness about having an alcoholic boyfriend as a shield to hide her laughing at other people but acting innocent and "caring". I'm pretty sure her and Gene are Qanon and/or closet rednecks. She also admits that having a tugboat keeps her from losing weight and becoming self sufficient. It's the government's fault she is fat
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You hit the nail on the head. Also Jen and the Gin bottle have strung Marcene along. Don't know what Marcene's deal is--could genuinely be taken in by these two passive aggressive fucks--could be that she knows and is doing the ol' SovCit/First Amendment Frauditor donating to keep the hilarity and content running. Either way, that little display these two did when they realized they offended Marcene was both pathetic and disgusting. Shows just about everyone exactly what these two lowlifes are about.
 
#FreeGeno said:
Marcene is an old lady YouTube viewer who they get to send them expensive gifts.
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Marsene is Jen's Patron now, she purchases nearly everything that Jen adds to her perpetual Amazon Wish List that she keeps linked on every one of her videos. Typically somewhat costly and / or frivolous items ie furniture, cat towers, small appliances, yarn, art supplies, household knickknacks. I see that Jen has added shoes, filming equipment and a cat-shaped lamp to her list this week. Marsene will see to it that those items appear at Jen's doorstep in smiley boxes soon.

Interesting to note, prior to Marsene becoming Jen's fairy godmother, she used to send frequent spendy gifts to Cynthia Beaumont- a foul-mouthed, delusional middle-aged grifter widow who wears crowns and is trying to be YouTube famous. Apparently Cynthia rubbed Marsene the wrong way and lost her sponsorship.
 
Flashback to when Jen microwaved shredded cheese and pepperoni a bowl for breakfast 🤣 timestamped at 7:16

Another compilation video from shashRgirl where she once again features 'deconstructed pizza'. I almost vomited at the monstrosities she concocts. The thing with the pickles and mustard looked like some kind of creature.
 
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