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I realize I’m a bit late on this post, but I just saw the clip of Phil making his “Look out! It’s a black woman, AHH! She just steals the backpack and runs away with it… ACK ACK ACK” joke last week.

This may be one of the most perfect examples of Phil COMPLETELY not understanding satire, and humor in general. I mean, it goes without saying that Phil is about as funny as crawling through a field of razor blades, but this is so much more. And this isn’t about me being offended. Honestly, nothing really offends me. Any subject can be funny if put in the appropriate context.

Anyways, if the characters in that part of the game actually were racists, then Phil’s “joke” would have been in the proper context. Would it have been funny? Of course not. It’s Phil. But the “joke” would have been at the expense of the racist characters. As it is, the butt of the joke is the random black chick walking by.

The actual hilarious part is when Phil says (after some chat members started calling him out on it) that his joke had nothing to do with race… Phil… that is literally the only relevant aspect of your comment.

I really can’t tell if Phil really thinks he was making a clever satirical gag, or if he realized his joke flopped and it was basically him just going, “Hey look out! It’s a dirty nigger! Hide your stuff! ah AAH ACK ACK!” But, if I had to, I’d put money on Phil thinking it was brilliant social commentary because Phil is the biggest fan of his own jokes based on how he ACKS after every attempt at humor.

Aside from all of his recent begging, this is one of the best recent clips of Phil. It’s a real honest glimpse into his psyche. It’s also just more evidence that Phil is completely brain dead when it comes to humor. He doesn’t understand that “racial” humor from shows like South Park, or Family Guy, or whatever, are poking at the characters who are ignorant racists. Phil’s definitely not the only person who doesn’t understand the context, but he is the one who sure seems obsessed with putting things into proper context when detractors allegedly mis-interpret the shit he says.
Its like the people who liked the Chappelle's Show because it was "racist" towards black people. Phil mimics stuff like the howard stern show and south park but he doesn't even understand the humor/social commentary this stuff is going for.

To be fair though these shows have to know ignorant retards like dsp will watch and love it because they think words like nigger and kike are funny.
 
Between 1000 - 1500 dollars.

EDIT: Remember, this is gonna be a monthly thing at least, so he cant make it too high.
I think for this particular month he's gonna make it $2000 - $2500. He's been begging extra hard and I suspect (baselessly) that some of that might have to do with a bill he's either already received, or is about to receive from MidFirst regarding the fees for the foreclosure.
 
This has officially been his slowest week for tips since 4/21.
*Average of $126 per stream(goal missed by 16%)
*Slowest day and night streams in months.
*Goal hit 4 out of 14 times.
* Even so, has made nearly 38K in 4 months.
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This has officially been his slowest week for tips since 4/21.
*Average of $126 per stream(goal missed by 16%)
*Slowest day and night streams in months.
*Goal hit 4 out of 14 times.
* Even so, has made nearly 38K in 4 months.
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Phil said he only needed the fundraiser if tips didn't hit the goal every stream this week.

So if his tips goal is more than the total of whatever the whales didn't donate then Phils a real piece of shit.

So of course it will be $1500+ for absolutely no reason.
 
*Average of $126 per stream(goal missed by 16%)
That's the best part, he's not even missing his "required" metric by very much. But Phil takes every "slow day" and runs a marathon with it.
It's like we always say, it doesn't matter how much Phil makes in a single stream, or even the week. What matters is that he gets the dopamine rush of seeing the Goal filled up. He can get $1000 in the day stream, and if he only gets $5 in the night stream, he'll be one angry piggy. And Lord forbid if people are Superchatting.
And because of that $5 stream, well now Phil needs $3000 by the end of the week in order to make the quota. He's banned the math but he is literally demanding his viewers give him ten-thousand dollars EVERY FUCKING MONTH FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. And every cent he gets from Superchats is utterly memoryhole, not once has he mentioned how much in Superchats he's made from the previous month. Mr. Transparency over here.
Man, am I glad I'm not a DSP whale.
 
I think it will be between 1k and 1.5k and he will do bi-monthly begathons for the future because "the Youtube payment is not enough to sustain me before the mortage is due"
Thats the part that makes no sense. Let's say that yeah this one time, phil really does have to scrounge up enough paypal tips to actually pay his mortgage this week, wouldn't that free up the upcoming youtube paycheck to pay next month's mortgage? He should have been caught up after doing this just one time. How is he always behind like this?
 
I have to give a sincere thank you to Dave this time around.

I got curious and decided to check Hades out myself today.
Even though I only beat the first boss and died on the second, the game has me already hooked.
What a nice gem.
Thank you Dave 🙏
 
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I'm this close to become a null detractor over at thekingofhate forums for all those errors I am getting.

also, fuck those who don't click the autorenew and put phil's house at risk.
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I have to give a sincere thank you to Dave this time around.

I got curious and decided to check Hades out myself today.
Even though I only beat the first boss and died on the second, the game has me already hooked.
What a nice gem.
Thank you Dave 🙏
Don't thank DSP, thank his audience. DSP had no idea the game existed until his fans told him, if it's not some flashy E3 trailer or a CoD then DSP doesn't know shit about it.
 
To no one's surprise he's already being spoonfed everything and has a papavera guide to it.
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So much for authenticity.
You can really only do so much with dashes in the game. They aren't like dark souls rolls where you are invulnerable (unless you get the Athena boon). I really think he is going to hate this game if he keeps playing it and finally gets the the final boss then dies and has to redo an entire run that is ~1.5-2 hours long.
 
To no one's surprise he's already being spoonfed everything and has a papavera guide to it.
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So much for authenticity.
Imagine your viewers thinking you're so incompetent that you are given a strategy guide BEFORE EVEN STARTING.

Most people would probably be offended. :story:
I bet phil would agree to have someone else play the game and then he just sits back, watches the guy playing and just accept the money derichs throw at him...
....oh wait, that was the minecraft stream.
 
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