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DSP can't start his own lobby because of DA TROLLZ. Can't find a match because MM is fucked. MenuSydePhil.

EDIT: REEEEEEEE I WANT A PRIVATE LOBBY WHY DOES IT SAY SEARCHING FOR PLAYERS?!?!?!
 
So I see we have one of those streams where the game is having problems, and Phil constantly repeats what those problems are in a flabbergasted tone, and then ending his statements with a hearty, “………. uh-HAH-HAH-HAW…..”
 
Matchmaking crapping out during an online beta played by millions. That's DSP's queue to act like an entitled child.
 
Imagine not testing an open beta off stream first to make sure it is playable.

Also I don't think Super Blind Man would appreciate those "are you blind, use your eyeballs" jokes Phil.
 
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Matchmaking crapping out during an online beta played by millions. That's DSP's queue to act like an entitled child.
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I wish DSP had an inkling of an idea about how much of a fucking nightmare game development is, ESPECIALLY if you don’t work for a giant studio. The Beta also just launched, so I’m sure they are scrambling to try and address issues.

But, fuck that. DSP had this stream scheduled ahead of time. How dare those pricks not have the game in pristine condition so he can fake his enjoyment and say fun things like “I don’t know how to use _______.” and “This game reminds me of ______!” Fucking lying ayahsshulls.
 
He's so fucking bad at this.

Like the true narcissist that he is, he only focuses on himself, bumbles around like a retard and completely ignores his team mates and objectives. And the fact he immediately blocks any kind of voice communication, makes him utterly worthless by default and a burden on any team he gets puts on.
 
Phil, if you or any of your fans are reading this, I fully support you raising your tip goals to more than $300-500+ every stream. You need that money so you don't lose your house, end up on the street and keep you fed so you don't starve to death. Don't be modest, this is literal life and death for you. I'm surprised you haven't done a gofundme yet. There've been tons of families who've been hit with hard times and situations like you've mentioned where they lost jobs, lose their homes, don't have enough money for food, or have unexpected expenses like a big hospital bill for themselves or a family member due to a life threatening disease or expensive life long treatment that would leave them with nothing for bills or living expenses. I think it's only fair that you should be paid properly for all your hard work. Working ourselves to death for long hours a day for low pay is a culture we need to stop now.

And to the fans/viewers of phil, I fully support you owning the trolls/detractors by supporting phil with hundreds of dollars every day. I wholeheartedly encourage you to give more. I think you guys are truly the best of humanity constantly giving what you can to those less fortunate like phil. Think I can speak for most people when I say that your generosity of thousands of dollars every month is truly inspiring. A lot of people would be happy to make half of that working two full time jobs, yet you guys go above and beyond the call of duty to help a fellow human being like phil. No matter what the detractors say about you guys I hope you never give up and continue supporting phil forever so he can keep doing what he loves having a good time playing video games and chatting with you guys. We gotta keep the legacy going for the next 20 years and beyond so when you guys have kids you can bond while watching phil together. And big ups to those of you in the silent majority who help phil behind the scenes. I'm sure you guys feel taken for granted, but I appreciate your hard work and support
 
I've never seen a person so afraid of social interaction. I'm surprised he is even able to leave the house 1 day of the week. He probably looks at his feet while he walks around and doesn't respond to anyone that speaks to him in public.
 
Back from playing the beta, thought I'd get a little time in today; It's pretty damn good. Guessing Phil is doing awful and complaining?
On a side note, there's an accidental sound effect where it sounds like the zombies scream "Nigga!" and I hope Phil encounters it.
 

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I've never seen a person so afraid of social interaction. I'm surprised he is even able to leave the house 1 day of the week. He probably looks at his feet while he walks around and doesn't respond to anyone that speaks to him in public.
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I’m still convinced that this is one of the reasons he has to go out with Kat. Between that and not being able to drive.

It’s delicious at the thought of him being completely unable to live any semblance of his life if his chauffeur/shield/beard/maid/whatever isn’t with him to act as a fucking proxy for everything from driving to actual human interaction.
 
Is there a kick function in this game? Because his teammates need to use it. Phil's gameplay is indistinguishable from griefing. He's always off by himself, half-reading chat and half-playing the game.
 
He's out of his homemade sauce so, tonight, they're eating pasta with sauce bought from a grocery store like true adults.

Kat is getting lazier and lazier and I love it.
 
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