DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Status
Not open for further replies.
Jesus Christ he is so fucking stupid. When he gets his YT payment on the 21st he should set aside his mortgage payment, condo dues, and home insurance for the following month and NOT TOUCH THAT MONEY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER. That means eating rice and beans for dinner if you have to. Every other bill can be late (except maybe his health insurance). But this fucking retard is going out to eat and getting DoorDash when he isn't certain if he's going to get enough tips to pay for his 4 walls in the next week. He's got his priorities ass backwards.
 
''Ghosts of Shoeshima''

:story:

And now he is doing a QVC segment about his brand new battery pack with the camera on to show off his latest new purchase in glorious close up in 480p , after saying he will be homeless if you dont tip him over $300'S A DAY!

:story: :story: :story: :story:
 
Dread Pirate Retard said:
When he gets his YT payment on the 21st he should set aside his mortgage payment
Click to expand...
He did. All this begging is for gacha funds. It ALWAYS is. The one thing Phil will meet his obligations with in order to not jeopardize something, is his big boy house. As much as I enjoy the thought that he really is so stupid as to not set money aside for anything, including that, I can't bring myself to believe it any more than I can believe that he got all burnt up in that car accident. Or was jacked once. Or hosted LAN parties.

There's also the fact that when Phil's lies, if we hold them true, make him an even bigger idiot than we would've thought, it tends to mean that he's full of shit and is not actually that dumb. Just dumb enough to make himself look worse.
 
Phil doing a segment about protecting your privacy because "mentally ill shitheads will try to dox you".

Phil, go fuck yourself. You lost the right to talk about doxing people the moment you condoned doxing by one of your whales.
 
UaineRunei said:
Phil doing a segment about protecting your privacy because "mentally ill shitheads will try to dox you".

Phil, go fuck yourself. You lost the right to talk about doxing people the moment you condoned doxing by one of your whales.
Click to expand...
You have got to jump through all these hoops to give him money and ask the right questions (i.e. food that can be delivered ) to get a reply when he gets a tip

Why is his channel dying again?
 
Dread Pirate Retard said:
Jesus Christ he is so fucking stupid. When he gets his YT payment on the 21st he should set aside his mortgage payment, condo dues, and home insurance for the following month and NOT TOUCH THAT MONEY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER. That means eating rice and beans for dinner if you have to. Every other bill can be late (except maybe his health insurance). But this fucking retard is going out to eat and getting DoorDash when he isn't certain if he's going to get enough tips to pay for his 4 walls in the next week. He's got his priorities ass backwards.
Click to expand...
You're 100% right but there's also a good chance he's lying about needing that money so urgently. The "muh house is in danger" shit always brings out the whales.
 
It bugs me more than it should but B4B is not from the people that made L4D. There's a handful of the L4D people still at Turtle Beach none which held a high position. Valve has more of the Turtle Beach L4D team than Turtle Beach does at this point.
 
Last edited:
kebab4you said:
It bugs me more than it but B4B is not from the people that made L4D. There's a handful of the L4D people still at Turtle Beach none which held a high position. Valve has more of the Turtle Beach L4D team than Turtle Beach does at this point.
Click to expand...
That most people don't actually give a shit who develops their games is sad but it's fucking clown world dude, there are people requesting Metal Gear Solid remasters by Konami.
 
kebab4you said:
It bugs me more than it but B4B is not from the people that made L4D. There's a handful of the L4D people still at Turtle Beach none which held a high position. Valve has more of the Turtle Beach L4D team than Turtle Beach does at this point.
Click to expand...
So it's just marketing bullshit to get people to buy their game? I tried the beta and was disappointed but still that's pretty sad to think they have to use that to sell their game.
 
Comma said:
25 minutes of non-stop talking about tips, mortgages and money.

Fucking absurd.
Click to expand...
His whaling addiction is clashing pretty god damn hard with the way his retards have clearly had it with being wrung dry. Question is: Which side is going to surrender?

Phil doesn't realize what a box he has put himself in by straight up telling them that he can't pay the mortgage this month unless they step it up, because it relies entirely on that trick working. In the event it doesn't, Phil has no options left, except to memory-hole that claim, or, more ill-advisedly, keep the lie going.

Obviously a product of the pigroach never learning, and always expecting the positive result he wants.
UaineRunei said:
Phil doing a segment about protecting your privacy because "mentally ill shitheads will try to dox you".

Phil, go fuck yourself. You lost the right to talk about doxing people the moment you condoned doxing by one of your whales.
Click to expand...
I get the feeling him keeping Cuck around in spite of the liability is a factor here in the paypigs holding out. His dismissal of the facts didn't work, he tried to keep all three birds and now he is looking at only one.
 
Comma said:
25 minutes of non-stop talking about tips, mortgages and money.

Fucking absurd.
Click to expand...
From the slug that, just yesterday, cried that his streams aren't about money.

TheGoutburglar said:
Phil doesn't realize what a box he has put himself in by straight up telling them that he can't pay the mortgage this month unless they step it up, because it relies entirely on that trick working.
Click to expand...
He is quite lucky they can't do math as his mortgage payment is only around 15% of what he raked in out of them last month.
Use that noggin' wheelchairs. If you have 11 cookies, eat 1 and a half of them and see how many you have left.
 
Last edited:
Comma said:
25 minutes of non-stop talking about tips, mortgages and money.

Fucking absurd.
Click to expand...
WTF, I bet anleet will upload it.

Anyway, looks like it was a success.

1628795379122.png
 
What happened to him never having to ask for tips again? Sure we all knew that was bullshit and he can't go any lengthy amount of time without asking for money but why did he even say he wouldn't need to talk about tips anymore when his core business model is begging for tips?
 
Coke Zero said:
What happened to him never having to ask for tips again? Sure we all knew that was bullshit and he can't go any lengthy amount of time without asking for money but why did he even say he wouldn't need to talk about tips anymore when his core business model is begging for tips?
Click to expand...
Phil has Multiple Greedy Personalities Disorder. Some are more greedy than others.
 
Iron Hamster said:
He is quite lucky they can't do math as his mortgage payment is only around 15% of what he raked in out of them last month.
Click to expand...
Quite insane that he blows through that much money. I know not all of it goes to Scopely, but even if half of it did, that still leaves a lot more for delivered food and whatnot than anyone should be spending on such things. His real bills are not so much that it makes any sense for over ten grand to vanish like that.

Not that I believe he's really out of any money at the moment, mind you. He doesn't save, but that's long-term. He saves for the short term, meaning anything he owes money on every month, he makes sure he has it. Anything else is, in his mind, able to be wasted on whatever he wants. His bills are covered, at least the most important ones. The rest is being put off, or put on credit. No matter what, it's not what he's begging for, because the begging is every day and so is what he begs for: hitting the tips goal six days a week.

There is only one thing Phil needs daily hundreds for, because it's the only daily "bill" he has: Champions.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom