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You know what else this confirms?

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He's into furry. Even the fucking blind dude. Because why wouldn't he?
I challenge any of you to bring me a single DSP fan that is not a furry or doesn't get off to furry porn.
I think he might be into diapers as well, that Valesti has a photo of themself in one and their pinned tweet is talking about ABDL (adult baby/diaper lovers). Seriously what's wrong with people and these nasty 'kinks'.
 
"...including legendary players such as Daigo Umehara and DarksydePhil."
I'm assuming whoever the fuck wrote that did so to be funny, but some things shouldn't even be said in jest.
I’m okay knowing that the only place DSP’s name comes up anywhere in one of the largest repositories of information on the internet is immediately following someone much more talented.
 
You know what else this confirms?

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He's into furry. Even the fucking blind dude. Because why wouldn't he?
I challenge any of you to bring me a single DSP fan that is not a furry or doesn't get off to furry porn.

Why does this sound like some weird offshoot of a weeaboo acting like they're going to beat the shit out of you and leave you in a dumpster after having soiled yourself in fear?
 
He did mention the cat was originally from a random state like Kansas that's no where near him and it seemed really odd that wherever he got the cat from in Seattle would even know that. He 100% either got the cat declawed himself or searched out one specifically that was already declawed. You generally wouldn't know the background/pedigree of a random house cat you found at a local shelter or pet store. He was looking for a specific cat if he knew what city/state his came from.
I always thought it was weird that a cat would be transported so far. I would assume a cat would put up for adoption in it's 'home' state.
 
"...including legendary players such as Daigo Umehara and DarksydePhil."
I'm assuming whoever the fuck wrote that did so to be funny, but some things shouldn't even be said in jest.
His name was edited in 8 days ago.
Has to be some troll.
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He said he couldn't remember if the original release of 3 had proximity chat in MP and 100% only played Longshore for the first time during the stream I watched, he's obviously bullshitting as per usual. I also just remembered that he admitted he only played it until CoD4 came out because that was the superior game mere minutes after claiming he has a long history with the series.
I'll never understand his constant need to belong to a specific gaming 'clique' or at least appear to be a part of some larger gaming community. First it was Unreal / Quake, organizing LAN parties, building PCs (this one takes the cake) then at one point he mentions being big into Diablo 2, now it's Halo 3...
 
I'll never understand his constant need to belong to a specific gaming 'clique' or at least appear to be a part of some larger gaming community. First it was Unreal / Quake, organizing LAN parties, building PCs (this one takes the cake) then at one point he mentions being big into Diablo 2, now it's Halo 3...
And he already belongs to one! You know, kinda. Or he used to, before everyone rightfully decided he was an asshole and wanted nothing to do with him, and then he ran off and formed a hermitage of one in the PNW. Maybe that’s why he does that, because he’s trying to recapture that feeling of when he sometimes acted in some way approaching that of a human being, and not a nematode that spontaneously generated opposable digits and a frontal cortex.
 
I'll never understand his constant need to belong to a specific gaming 'clique' or at least appear to be a part of some larger gaming community. First it was Unreal / Quake, organizing LAN parties, building PCs (this one takes the cake) then at one point he mentions being big into Diablo 2, now it's Halo 3...
One of phil's quirks/habits that honestly bugs me is his ridiculous need to pretend like he's a fan of "insert franchise here". It doesn't make any sense and just makes him look like more of an idiot than he already is. "I used to build to build pc's as a hobby" guy literally didn't know what an ac adapter was (source: psvr unboxing) oh and one of my favorites "usb-c? does anything even use that anymore?" (think that was during the nintendo switch unboxing) or him pretending to be a pokemon fan when playing sun/moon sword/shield. he said he played like it in the past but he didn't know how anything about it.

There are like a million examples out there. It's just really stupid to pretend when anyone in the know can tell you're faking immediately.
 
One of phil's quirks/habits that honestly bugs me is his ridiculous need to pretend like he's a fan of "insert franchise here". It doesn't make any sense and just makes him look like more of an idiot than he already is. "I used to build to build pc's as a hobby" guy literally didn't know what an ac adapter was (source: psvr unboxing) oh and one of my favorites "usb-c? does anything even use that anymore?" (think that was during the nintendo switch unboxing) or him pretending to be a pokemon fan when playing sun/moon sword/shield. he said he played like it in the past but he didn't know how anything about it.

There are like a million examples out there. It's just really stupid to pretend when anyone in the know can tell you're faking immediately.
Also weird fucking thing to lie about. Just a good sign of a pathological liar and a narcissist who needs to make everything about himself.
 
One of phil's quirks/habits that honestly bugs me is his ridiculous need to pretend like he's a fan of "insert franchise here". It doesn't make any sense and just makes him look like more of an idiot than he already is. "I used to build to build pc's as a hobby" guy literally didn't know what an ac adapter was (source: psvr unboxing) oh and one of my favorites "usb-c? does anything even use that anymore?" (think that was during the nintendo switch unboxing) or him pretending to be a pokemon fan when playing sun/moon sword/shield. he said he played like it in the past but he didn't know how anything about it.

There are like a million examples out there. It's just really stupid to pretend when anyone in the know can tell you're faking immediately.

Can’t forget when Phil was reading the specs for his new “Beast Mode” PC, he said “S.A.T.A. drive”. In general, that unboxing video is comedy gold.
 
I like how during the garbage halo collection gameplay we're supposed to just take his word that he used to be some big dick halo 3 player when that was the "before youtube but post-hardcore street fighter" era, like the diablo II thing he can say whatever the fuck without proof (also just ignore the playthroughs of 2 and guardians where he just ran past everything he could in the campaigns, he loves halo).
He also didn’t know what the Spartan Laser was when he picked it up last night.
 
To be fair DSP not reproducing is a very good thing, Imagine all the suffering at home and bullying for being the spawn of the Goutlord.
I doubt very much bullying would happen to a baby. Maybe some looks like a frog sheit but what actually would happen is Phil using his child getting "cyber bullied" for pity bucks
 
I doubt very much bullying would happen to a baby. Maybe some looks like a frog sheit but what actually would happen is Phil using his child getting "cyber bullied" for pity bucks
I think even the strongest pro-lifers would support an abortion for that cursed, tragic fetus
 
How would the person who said that know the guy's blind though?
Who cares if they are blind or not? There are other legitimate reasons not to constantly stare at the screen when following a lets play. It's perfectly legitimate to enjoy a stream for reading out texts, "can't you read?" is about as asinine as "do you guys not have phones?!?!?"
 
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