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phil's audience should nag him about going to Sakura Con. He will never go since he hates anime, but its great material for irritating him in chat.
 
AlexiTheTrucker said:
It's hilarious because it's meant as a flex but it is super depressing. He hasn't even doubled his subscriber numbers in that time. He will never get to a million. The middle aged Chinese housewife he is trying to flex on won't either but still.
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I just reread it and holy shit you are right. This is hilarious because Justin most likely won't even read it or care. Just another one of DSP's pats on the back he does....god he is such a weirdo.
 
Crooked 16th said:
how many ACs are we up to now? Last i heard it was 3
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3 extremely inefficient floor units.

Floor units that were definitely designed to cool a single, closed off room.

And he purposefully leaves his doors open in a mis-guided effort to try and cool his entire house, thus wasting a significant amount of electricity, causing increased wear on his units, and preventing the actual room he's in from effectively cooling down.

Fucking christ.
 
Si vis pacem para bellum said:
Yeah I remember there being a consensus that this was the case and he even had some slipup that implied they had to look around to find one specifically.
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He did mention the cat was originally from a random state like Kansas that's no where near him and it seemed really odd that wherever he got the cat from in Seattle would even know that. He 100% either got the cat declawed himself or searched out one specifically that was already declawed. You generally wouldn't know the background/pedigree of a random house cat you found at a local shelter or pet store. He was looking for a specific cat if he knew what city/state his came from.
 
Coke Zero said:
He did mention the cat was originally from a random state like Kansas that's no where near him and it seemed really odd that wherever he got the cat from in Seattle would even know that. He 100% either got the cat declawed himself or searched out one specifically that was already declawed. You generally wouldn't know the background/pedigree of a random house cat you found at a local shelter or pet store. He was looking for a specific cat if he knew what city/state his came from.
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Both his cats were imported from halfway across the country, both with previous owners, and both with questionable histories.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
Further evidence his primary fanbase are wheelchairs.
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You know what else this confirms?

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He's into furry. Even the fucking blind dude. Because why wouldn't he?
I challenge any of you to bring me a single DSP fan that is not a furry or doesn't get off to furry porn.
 
I like how during the garbage halo collection gameplay we're supposed to just take his word that he used to be some big dick halo 3 player when that was the "before youtube but post-hardcore street fighter" era, like the diablo II thing he can say whatever the fuck without proof (also just ignore the playthroughs of 2 and guardians where he just ran past everything he could in the campaigns, he loves halo).
 
LostMy1stAccount said:
Probably because Justin didn't go bankrupt, is still loved in the FGC, is happily married and has a real human child.
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He has also won more EVO titles than anyone else in the entire world. I don’t know shit about shit in the FGC. Wanna know how I found that out?

Oh. It’s in the introductory paragraph.

Let’s see what Wikipedia (the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit) has to say about Philip Burnell.

Ah. Not even in the top five results under his real name. Ouch!

Well, maybe he’s more Notable under his online handle! Surely that must be it—

*heavy sighing*


Phil, you are in no measurable capacity within spitting distance of Justin Wong, and you never will be. In a caste system you wouldn’t be worthy to plunge his toilet. Journeymen would demand you avert your eyes as he passed you by. He is another in an infinitely long list of people whose names you should forever keep out your fetid mouth.
 
AlexiTheTrucker said:
It's hilarious because it's meant as a flex but it is super depressing. He hasn't even doubled his subscriber numbers in that time. He will never get to a million. The middle aged Chinese housewife he is trying to flex on won't either but still.
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You're not thinking very pahsitively there, sir.
I took a look at Social Blade's future predictions, and while they don't go out to a million for Phil's account, I extrapolated from what they have, and Phil should be able to hit the million subscriber milestone in a mere 35 years!!
I know you're reading, and I want you to know you've got this, Phil :biggrin:! I'm confident you'll hit that 7 digit milestone before your big 75th birthday bash!
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Lolidaki said:
I like how during the garbage halo collection gameplay we're supposed to just take his word that he used to be some big dick halo 3 player when that was the "before youtube but post-hardcore street fighter" era, like the diablo II thing he can say whatever the fuck without proof (also just ignore the playthroughs of 2 and guardians where he just ran past everything he could in the campaigns, he loves halo).
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He said he couldn't remember if the original release of 3 had proximity chat in MP and 100% only played Longshore for the first time during the stream I watched, he's obviously bullshitting as per usual. I also just remembered that he admitted he only played it until CoD4 came out because that was the superior game mere minutes after claiming he has a long history with the series.
 
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