Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

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So either a paid professional, or a labor of love.
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Slowtoris attacks can be done by anyone with a little bit of knowledge of how a network works. There's a few people on Github offering up ways to do it. You would need someone with a little bit more knowledge for the other type of attack I mentioned earlier.
 
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Wordpress doesn't allow subdomains to have hyphens, but that doesn't mean your TLD that points to a Wordpress blog can't have hyphens.
 
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I also saved a webcashed version of it too.
 
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Wordpress can't register blogs with hyphens in their name, apparently.
 
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I believe that Mike Janke is more than likely responsible for the DDoS. I don't believe he's doing it personally, of course, but I do believe he having it done. And I don't believe that he's attacking the Farms out of any sort of protective feelings towards Bella. I think he's doing it for two reasons:

1) I think he's afraid that his idiot daughter, in some log that's eventually going to turn up here, shared things that she wasn't supposed to about what he was doing in Central and South America in the 80s and 90s. A lot of those guys ended up connected to the cartels (frankly, it's how several of them were founded.) The CIA needed people moving Contra coke in the 80s, Zeta coke in the 90s, definitely-not-Israeli MDMA in the late 90s, Afghani heroin in the 2000s, etc, and it needed all of the infrastructure, organizing, and protection required to help get it from Point A all the way to Point Black Neighborhood. I think Mike is understandably concerned that his daughter, who really and truly is dumb as fuck in addition to being a psychopath, told her idiot friends a bunch of stories about her dad, the drug runner, and that maybe she even dropped some names of people that are still alive and would be very, very unhappy to be connected to that sort of thing even on a weird Internet gossip website. (Bella's mom, Mike's ex wife, being a pilot, is an interesting footnote. I don't know much about her, but just about everything coming from the south came in by air in the 80s. (Most of it through Arkansas, by the way, which is how Clinton went from rapist backwoods hillbilly governor to kingmaker.))
1.5) Even if I'm totally off base with the drug stuff, she did tell at least one story about him assassinating someone high-ranking, with enough details that, if it's true, someone is going to recognize who it was, and, thanks to Bella, is now going to know exactly who did it. And that alone could be enough to bring down an entire world of shit.

2) I think he's afraid that his idiot daughter talked about their sexual relationship (which, God help me, I suspect was ongoing at least until she started college.) I think this is distant from number 1, but still on the radar. That's the kind of thing that shreds a reputation. Of course, Mike's loaded - multiple, $800m grants in addition to all that other (legal and illegal) money - and he's glow in the dark, so nothing would happen to him. No one would press charges, and even if they did, he would just buy a federal judge or vanish into an 80-room estate on a Paraguayan plantation and spend his retirement running the personal security team of some drug lord or another. But it's inconvenient, and I'm sure it would be an annoyance for someone who seems to want to be known as a Brave Dangerous Military Army Fighter Man Who Stops The Cyber-Terrors.

If there's a "3) He wants to protect his daughter from the consequences of her own actions for what is no doubt the hundredth time in her life," then I imagine it's about a hundred steps beneath 2. You'd need an excavator to find any trace of it at all.

It's also entirely possible that I'm jumping to conclusions and that all of this is some bullshit web I've conjured up in my own mind and need to start taking risperidone.
 
tbh at this point I'm surprised that her dad hasn't forced her to make a sympathy play or put her in an institution or something yet. Hard to believe that he'd just DDoS KF, even if he has the resources to organize that I'd imagine he's smart enough to realize that you can't just cut off one of the hydra's heads. His daughter's shenanigans are going to damage his reputation as well, which is likely something he cares about, and it seems like he should hold considerable leverage over her - either he figures this will blow over or he has less control than I would've figured.

If I were in his position, I'd probably force her to withdraw for a semester pending psychiatric treatment and make some sort of vague admission of culpability. Of course, actually throwing her into a mental hospital may be ineffective, she's probably too fucked up already, but you just have to get ahead of this shitstorm and presumably she won't be stupid/unlucky enough to trigger another one in the future.

My guess is that daddy hasn't fully grasped where this is going to go, and how he should be trying to stop the bleeding. Hope someone manages to give him some good advice on this matter soon.
 
I hope the acquaintances and friends of Michael Janke, the incestuous daughter violator and former SEAL, all talk about what an utter failure of a father he is behind his back.
 
Michael Jank is what we would call a mid level glowie. He's high enough up the ranking to officially glow in the dark and thus possess a huge quantity of unwarranted self importance, but not so high as to develop the intelligence to shut the fuck up. He is the kind of mid level contractor working for three letter agencies who will happily show his plastic badge to get a pussy pass.

These people are the absolute scum of the earth. Imagine the absolute stereotype of a DMV clerk, with a top secret security clearance and a massive ego. This man is Exhibit A for what has gone wrong with the American government. An unelected petty tyrant. I ran into quite a few like him while in the Army. At the time I was on the track to be a nice little glowie myself. Obama's sequestration saved me from that horrible fate and I now have the benefit of hindsight.

The people I worked with, like this guy. They did not give a shit about what they were doing. Human lives were simply lines on a paper, and the American people were Mindless children who needed protecting. For their own good. Beyond that they were beneath contempt. That is who Michael Janke is.
 
💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗 said:
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It still works without the hyphen, don't know why google pulls up a link with a hyphen.

yanderekko said:
tbh at this point I'm surprised that her dad hasn't forced her to make a sympathy play or put her in an institution or something yet. Hard to believe that he'd just DDoS KF, even if he has the resources to organize that I'd imagine he's smart enough to realize that you can't just cut off one of the hydra's heads. His daughter's shenanigans are going to damage his reputation as well, which is likely something he cares about, and it seems like he should hold considerable leverage over her - either he figures this will blow over or he has less control than I would've figured.
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This is mostly where I stand. Except that she probably wouldn't hurt his reputation that much, not with people that matter. Rich people with fuck-up kids are a dime a dozen, his friends and investors wouldn't give a shit nor would the feds. @Hurgle Blurk would need to be right about her having some serious dirt on him to for his reputation to actually be hurt by this.

mindlessobserver said:
Michael Jank is what we would call a mid level glowie. He's high enough up the ranking to officially glow in the dark and thus possess a huge quantity of unwarranted self importance, but not so high as to develop the intelligence to shut the fuck up. He is the kind of mid level contractor working for three letter agencies who will happily show his plastic badge to get a pussy pass.
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He's a former SEAL, of course he's unable to shut the fuck up about how important he is. It's practically a job requirement.
 
Hurgle Blurk said:
Yes.

So, it's hard to know what is and isn't true in the things that Isabella has said. This is because, in addition to being a psychopath, she is also a pathological liar. But, I'm going to assume that the things she's said about her relationship with her father, as opposed to who her father is, are things that have been true.

Their relationship is wildly inappropriate for a parent and child. She has said that her father uses drugs in front of her, possibly with her. She has said that her father has watched porn with her - I believe how she phrased it was showing porn to her, with makes it of his own volition and very intentional (and I don't think she's smart enough to even think about something like that.) She has said that her father has told her about his sexual conquests. (And we know for a fact that her father has told her about seemingly every war crime he was involved with.)

On their own, these would be deeply fucked up. It's in conjunction with everything else that they're horrifying.

She displays hypersexualization. She has a paraphilia for incest, but she seemed to be legitimately disgusted and outraged once incest was actually taking place. She has several paraphilias involving waste, and very intentionally neglects her hygiene to a level that's unheard of outside the severely mentally ill. She doesn't shower, she soils herself and doesn't clean, etc, etc. She alleges to have engaged in coprophagy. I strongly suspect that she self-harms, based on photos I've seen, but can't recall if this was confirmed. She abuses animal, and is manipulative and violent towards other people.

Minus the shit-eating, I have known plenty of girls like that. You don't just wake up like that one day. Without exception, every one of those girls was abused, sexually, by a parent. I know that everyone likes to believe some people are just Bad Seeds, and while they do happen, what you usually learn about 'Bad Seeds' is that all the awful shit just happened behind closed doors in a family with a great reputation and even better damage control.

It's a kind of abuse that's more common than anyone is willing to admit. Generally - to be blunt and callous about it - generally, 'you' end up one of a few different ways: asexual because you reject that aspect of yourself altogether, reflexively gay based more on hate for sex X than attraction to sex Y, hypersexualized because you perceive it as control of your sexuality (or, more depressingly, 'the only thing you're good for',) addicted to drugs, dealing with the trauma in a "healthy" way, suppressing the trauma entirely (and dealing with a whole host of other psychological problems that arise from that), dead, or the unfortunate standby, becoming an offender yourself.

But to end up with all the things present in Isabella, you don't just need abuse. You need extreme, open, continuous abuse. The girls I have known who displayed those sort of signs, are the worst abused people I've ever known. I mean some absolutely soul-killing, should've-buried-them-under-the-jail sorts of shit.

So, yes. Yes, I think he fucked his daughter. And I think that was just the start of it.

(I also think I might know why he could be behind the DDoS, but it reads as tin foil even to me.)
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Thanks for this writeup. I also wanted to add that there is a well-established link between gastrointestinal disorders in sexual abuse victims. Bella talked about having diarrhea every day, as we know well by now.
There is just no way someone could be this fucked up without a seriously traumatic childhood to foster it.
 
Damn, that's a nice fucking house. You know you're dealing with a classy rich fucker when they get fancy wood paneling for the front of their fridge to match the cabinetry. Nice pool. Too bad Bella has contaminated it with her fungus. I don't think chlorine is strong enough to kill that plague.

Can someone please fucking explain to me why someone who is/was on the glowie payroll doesn't use a service that removes info from people search websites? Did Uncle Sam cut that in the last glowie budget meeting? Even normal people that haven't sniped drug cartel members use those services. Yes, it's still possible to find people's addresses even with deletion services, but they tend to kill the Whitepages and People Finder results. Daddy Sexpest couldn't make it hard?
 
Hurgle Blurk said:
Yes.

So, it's hard to know what is and isn't true in the things that Isabella has said. This is because, in addition to being a psychopath, she is also a pathological liar. But, I'm going to assume that the things she's said about her relationship with her father, as opposed to who her father is, are things that have been true.

Their relationship is wildly inappropriate for a parent and child. She has said that her father uses drugs in front of her, possibly with her. She has said that her father has watched porn with her - I believe how she phrased it was showing porn to her, with makes it of his own volition and very intentional (and I don't think she's smart enough to even think about something like that.) She has said that her father has told her about his sexual conquests. (And we know for a fact that her father has told her about seemingly every war crime he was involved with.)

On their own, these would be deeply fucked up. It's in conjunction with everything else that they're horrifying.

She displays hypersexualization. She has a paraphilia for incest, but she seemed to be legitimately disgusted and outraged once incest was actually taking place. She has several paraphilias involving waste, and very intentionally neglects her hygiene to a level that's unheard of outside the severely mentally ill. She doesn't shower, she soils herself and doesn't clean, etc, etc. She alleges to have engaged in coprophagy. I strongly suspect that she self-harms, based on photos I've seen, but can't recall if this was confirmed. She abuses animal, and is manipulative and violent towards other people.

Minus the shit-eating, I have known plenty of girls like that. You don't just wake up like that one day. Without exception, every one of those girls was abused, sexually, by a parent. I know that everyone likes to believe some people are just Bad Seeds, and while they do happen, what you usually learn about 'Bad Seeds' is that all the awful shit just happened behind closed doors in a family with a great reputation and even better damage control.

It's a kind of abuse that's more common than anyone is willing to admit. Generally - to be blunt and callous about it - generally, 'you' end up one of a few different ways: asexual because you reject that aspect of yourself altogether, reflexively gay based more on hate for sex X than attraction to sex Y, hypersexualized because you perceive it as control of your sexuality (or, more depressingly, 'the only thing you're good for',) addicted to drugs, dealing with the trauma in a "healthy" way, suppressing the trauma entirely (and dealing with a whole host of other psychological problems that arise from that), dead, or the unfortunate standby, becoming an offender yourself.

But to end up with all the things present in Isabella, you don't just need abuse. You need extreme, open, continuous abuse. The girls I have known who displayed those sort of signs, are the worst abused people I've ever known. I mean some absolutely soul-killing, should've-buried-them-under-the-jail sorts of shit.

So, yes. Yes, I think he fucked his daughter. And I think that was just the start of it.

(I also think I might know why he could be behind the DDoS, but it reads as tin foil even to me.)
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This is really starting to sound more and more like The Finders and I'm going to lol if we just discovered the newest iteration.

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The mom's maiden name is pretty much the name of the lady from that minus one letter difference and her first name was Isabelle
Pettie vs Pettit and Isabelle vs Isabella
animal torture / sacrifice with a cult like atmosphere, the kids from it were reported to be dirty and unkempt as well

Like shit's getting weird dudes, it's a bit tinfoily I admit but damn if the coincidences aren't adding up.
 
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