Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

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Cashing out on your SF cred is the most niggerish glow shit you can do. It's like being a hoodrat and buying gold teeth to advertise your niggerdom.
 
melty said:
Mike Janke and the Janke family is what really makes the Isabella saga so interesting to me.
Like a lot of people, I'm extremely skeptical of the intelligence community and basically view a good number of them as war criminals. I also have a real dislike of shady companies that make millions of dollars without doing a lot. The Janke family actually kind of embodies everything I hate about the glowies, with the added fact that they're a sociopathic 1%er family too. It's just too good. The literal offspring of a grouping of America's finest, the elite, is an absolutely insane degenerate psychopath. As it always should be. This is the kind of thing we suspect they're like, and here's all the evidence it's completely true laid out neatly for us. It's almost too perfect.
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If this incident is the thread that unravels and exposes the Merovingian Illuminati Atlantean Luciferian globohomo death cult I will personally fly to the US and extract Christine Weston Chandler ( pbuh ) from prison so we can enjoy the dimensional merge together.
 
Zeddius said:
The website connected to Blue Pacific Studios's (apparently Co-Founded by Janke) listing on Google is laughably bad, yet there does not seem to be any obvious ties to him or the company that I can find on there




bluepacificstudios.com also redirects to this site
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pdf listed on the site
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Android raptor said:
I'm assuming glowdaddy was the one who knocked the site out last night. I know glowies have the ability to do all kinds of crazy shit, but let's see if they can combat the Streisand Effect!

St. Terry, please protect us in these trying times as the patron saint of combating feds
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Given how she's now got her own section in the lolcow thread, the answer as always is no.
 
Caesar said:
Well according to her, her family are all nazis apparently so maybe they dont need the help with their bad rep. No one has been able to confirm it, but Bella claimed to have WW2-Nazi family.
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What if Chris fucking his own mom is the catalyst that finally exposes the secret Nazi breakway civilization that is suppose to be under Antarctica.
 
melty said:
Mike Janke and the Janke family is what really makes the Isabella saga so interesting to me.
Like a lot of people, I'm extremely skeptical of the intelligence community and basically view a good number of them as war criminals. I also have a real dislike of shady companies that make millions of dollars without doing a lot. The Janke family actually kind of embodies everything I hate about the glowies, with the added fact that they're a sociopathic 1%er family too. It's just too good. The literal offspring of a grouping of America's finest, the elite, is an absolutely insane degenerate psychopath. As it always should be. This is the kind of thing we suspect they're like, and here's all the evidence it's completely true laid out neatly for us. It's almost too perfect.
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See I'm on the same page as you here. The entire Bella portion of this saga isn't really interesting me. It's how do two people from murky intelligence backgrounds also have something like this going on in their own home and somehow don't have a single care or clue? It doesn't make sense. Skimming this thread and doing some cursory research on these people, overall very little makes sense here.

This all just culminates into what has always been my issue with elite one percenter types in general. They exist in a world secured from the realities of things. They don't have to struggle for anything, and their grip of normal human social conduct suffers for it. We see all the time with super rich assholes who look down upon the rest of us with a mixture of disgust and amusement for being forced to perpetuate a sterilized world for their own enjoyment whilst suffering in an increasingly shittier world they couldn't give a fuck about so long as it never really knocks on their door, so to speak.
 
Internet shitheads vs IRL Big Boss, absolutely amazing. Is this our reckoning? The Navy Seal copypasta took physical form to blackbag every troll in existence.

Remember to run over glowies, don’t know if sentient copypastas count as glowies but better safe than sorry.
 
Can he in any way get his career/livelihood ruined in any serious way due to Bella-related shit?

Not that it'd matter, they probably have enough shekels to retire forever.
 
AuthenticItalian said:
Can he in any way get his career/livelihood ruined in any serious way due to Bella-related shit?

Not that it'd matter, they probably have enough shekels to retire forever.
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If he did the ddos (especially if it used equipment or software developed for or licensed to the government) then there's a chance he'd never get a government contract again. Though he already has more than enough money and has plenty of non-government sources of income.
 
inception_state said:
@DawnDusk I was wondering how Mike Janke managed to make enough money to get involved in cybersecurity VC (he'd need probably $10 mil plus), so I did a bit of digging. Turns out the first company he started was:


The SOC government services page speaks for itself:
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Basically military glowie stuff, staffing FOBs, doing security for embassies, etc. Presumably Mike Janke had a big network of guys from the SEALs who he could reach out to in order to get this off the ground. The business model for contractors like this is basically to take ex-military or glowies who are all trained up and cleared already, poach them to work for a private sector firm, and then charge the government several times what it would cost to hire them directly. Why do this? Good question. The military industrial complex works in mysterious ways.

It looks like they branched out more into general federal cleared contracting, but my guess is it started with solely providing guys for jobs in Iraq and Afghanistan given how the company was created in 2003. That was incredibly lucrative, with even unskilled grunts making six figures just for putting up with the shithole conditions and hazards. And the contracting companies would take a 25-50% cut off the top. So that explains how he had the cash to get into tech investing. He likely made a ton of money off that sale, depending of course on when he sold, how much investment he needed to get it off the ground, etc. Interesting how he kind of minimizes that now though in favor of the tech stuff.

Janke has also been involved in some interesting events that caused drama in the security community. First there was Silent Circle pulling their warrant canary shortly after all the Snowden leaks happened, and then Janke was involved in a weird story about Supermicro getting supply chain attacked that took ages to be substantiated (and I'm still not sure if it was ever proven outside of "the FBI said...").

Honestly this guy seems too high-profile and smart to do DDOSing or any nonsense like that. If he were to get involved, it would probably involve throwing piles of money at lawyers to bury Null in lawsuits, not skiddie shit. If he's smart, he'll just wait for this to blow over and then move Bella out of the country for a few years, somewhere with private security and no internet connection.
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I found your post very informative. However, I have to disagree with the final paragraph. A lawsuit like this would blow up even harder than a DDOS. Imagine keemstar or DeFranco levels. Even MSM maybe. And with that, every perverse thing his daughter did would be exposed before he could delete it.

Also, he might be an okay businessman. He was probably there at the right time with the right creds to make money, but I doubt he's highly educated or cultured. More like a level up grunt. And people who join the SEALs are people who go around with guns and kill, so that tells you a bit about his personality. Run of the mill, businessman psycho, without much class. I say that because god damn, look at his daughter. No one with a daddy with class ends up like that.

And the last part... I know that the school is Texas Tech, but unless some simp of Bella is a hacker savant, neither her nor her cronies would have the resources to pull a sophisticated DDOS like Null described. Most probably. And she just happens to have a dad who works in cyber-sec? And who used to kill people as his job and probably doesn't have much class?
Yeh, I'm sure Mike thought he'd snipe this website like it was a Serbian soldier in 95 as the best damage control he came up with. Let's not forget, he's a boomer as well, so he's probably not too familiar with streisand effect or archiving. So that's my 2 cents.
 
Blue Pacific Studios closed Date Apr 2019. This whole thing just reeeeks of cover ops. Why the fuck would the $3 Billion Net worth Shopify co-founder get involved with a dinky little single address studio like this? The entire "Studio" has less sq. footage than his living room. Makes no sense. Either he was being used as a cover name to create legitimacy for the studio or it was being used to funnel him cash to him for some other reason...maybe using Shopify to dropship "glow" shit? Who TF knows. All these people creep me the fuck out.
 
Android raptor said:
I'm assuming glowdaddy was the one who knocked the site out last night. I know glowies have the ability to do all kinds of crazy shit, but let's see if they can combat the Streisand Effect!

St. Terry, please protect us in these trying times as the patron saint of combating feds
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Well if he's trying to destroy the effect it didn't really work out since now he has to DDoS Facebook, Reddit, maybe Fox News, a random IRC, ANOTHER random IRC, miscellaneous discord servers, a fucking torrent site, twitter, and google.
 
Justtocheck said:
I found your post very informative. However, I have to disagree with the final paragraph. A lawsuit like this would blow up even harder than a DDOS. Imagine keemstar or DeFranco levels. Even MSM maybe. And with that, every perverse thing his daughter did would be exposed before he could delete it.

Also, he might be an okay businessman. He was probably there at the right time with the right creds to make money, but I doubt he's highly educated or cultured. More like a level up grunt. And people who join the SEALs are people who go around with guns and kill, so that tells you a bit about his personality. Run of the mill, businessman psycho, without much class. I say that because god damn, look at his daughter. No one with a daddy with class ends up like that.

And the last part... I know that the school is Texas Tech, but unless some simp of Bella is a hacker savant, neither her nor her cronies would have the resources to pull a sophisticated DDOS like Null described. Most probably. And she just happens to have a dad who works in cyber-sec? And who used to kill people as his job and probably doesn't have much class?
Yeh, I'm sure Mike thought he'd snipe this website like it was a Serbian soldier in 95 as the best damage control he came up with. Let's not forget, he's a boomer as well, so he's probably not too familiar with streisand effect or archiving. So that's my 2 cents.
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I doubt he's behind that shit. The DDOS started right after the Chris leaks no? It was days before we even knew who Bella was. He probably didn't find out about this until a a day or two AFTER she got doxed. I have my doubts. It's probably some other source.
 
Android raptor said:
I'm assuming glowdaddy was the one who knocked the site out last night. I know glowies have the ability to do all kinds of crazy shit, but let's see if they can combat the Streisand Effect!

St. Terry, please protect us in these trying times as the patron saint of combating feds
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our Father, who art in the temple, hallowed be thy OS. Please protect us from the strong-arm tactics of these frankenstein gangster computer god CIA Communists, and make them ever-glowing, that we might always find them with our automobiles.

amen.
 
AuthenticItalian said:
Can he in any way get his career/livelihood ruined in any serious way due to Bella-related shit?

Not that it'd matter, they probably have enough shekels to retire forever.
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lol, if every rich american was forced to retire for having fucked up offspring, then America would be out of business tomorrow. It's basically the tradition. Get rich, have kids, spoil/ignore them, then pay their rehab/bail/lawyers.
Mephistophwis said:
I doubt he's behind that shit. The DDOS started right after the Chris leaks no? It was days before we even knew who Bella was. He probably didn't find out about this until a a day or two AFTER she got doxed. I have my doubts. It's probably some other source.
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The timing is weird. I'll give you that. I just don't know shit about informatics to know who can or cannot pull some kind of DDOS. I trust Null that it is sophisticated, but perhaps it's doable by a good Texas Tech student group? I really don't know. But with Mike, my nogging is joggin.
 
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