Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

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T0oCoolFool said:
Bella is like the exact opposite of her parents to such a insane degree. How does someone like Michael, with so much discipline under his belt, end up with such a dysfunctional daughter? Was he and his wife simply too busy with their careers to actually raise her?
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You don't become a multimellonaire SEAL team six glownigger without paying the (((price)))
 
ddd said:
So.. *claps hands together* did he fuck his daughter?
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Yes, he had to have, she has all the signs of a child abuse victim, the lesbian lifestyle, being as physically disgusting as possible, and being hypersexual in all of her interactions. That man put a deep six in her before she was 5, I'll bet money on it.
 
My Measured Response to Mr Cyber Security Expert Mike Anthony Janke, AKA Michael Anthony Janke, Mike Janke, Investor in startups such as Datatribe.
 
DawnDusk said:
You're talking about me like I'm not in the room, newfriend.

I had no need to record those at a higher quality. They're me talking over images. The first one was a primer for Kiwi Farmers to catch up on the important bits of the Bella situation when all newcomers had to go by was a 707-page megathread of thirstposting and shit. I deliberately kept that video quality low to, I hoped, mitigate YouTube's removal of the video for graphic content. The second one is me talking over a bad essay for fun.


Anyway, as an update, Isabella finally wised up to make private the original storycorps assignment of her interviewing her father. I can personally attest to it still being up as of two days ago, and the most recent archive proves as much for four days ago.
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The StoryCorps Archive includes voices from across the United States and around the world. Explore our growing collection of tens of thousands of interviews.
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Four days ago

Really curious that this happened during the DDOS downtime, isn't it?
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I think I might just mirror the interview to that YouTube channel for fun with a 240p image over it.
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Oops, I'm sorry, didn't know you were here. Thanks for the videos, great work :semperfidelis: The bit at the end where I mention the resolutions was just in case someone down the line tries to say I fucked up my archiving.
 
YazeePro said:
I am almost certain of that. The way Null described the attacks on the Kiwi twatter, these were very sophisticated.

I wonder if @Null could use FOIA requests to find out whether government resources were used in these attacks against the farms.
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This wasn't done with government resources. Too much monitoring, too many people who might ask questions about why there's ten million simultaneous connections to a gossip forum. Dude is a player in the cybersecurity field, he would just say something to a friend who owes him a favor, and they'd use some botnet they owned.

If government resources were used, you'd never find out through FOIA. First you'd need to know which agency was involved, then you'd have to know what record to request, then you'd have to wait a few years to get denied, then appeal, wait a few more years for your appeal denial, then sue them and lose, then appeal and lose, then appeal that and be denied cert. At that point Null might be dead of old age.
 
I know people have speculated in this thread about if he was a good dad or not, but for me that's not even a question.
Faith's dad was questionable, but this chick? She was torturing small animals to death for fun, anyone with any sense would have sent her to get mental help then and there.

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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
So this guy is perfectly fine with his daughter being an evil psychopathic monster, or....? Like, why hasn't he done anything?
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I imagine she puts on a "daddy's princess" persona for her parents and if they've heard about any of this they think it's a fake smear campaign.
 
YazeePro said:
I am almost certain of that. The way Null described the attacks on the Kiwi twatter, these were very sophisticated.

I wonder if @Null could use FOIA requests to find out whether government resources were used in these attacks against the farms.
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It's funny to imagine the guy being so pissed at his daghter for smearing his name, yet possibly resorting to crime to mitigate all of this. He must be drinking all day to soothe his nerves KWAB
 
Him bragging to her about how many base mommas he bagged shows he isn't the sort of modest and quiet SEAL. Too bad there wasn't a helicopter incident to clear him up like the others.
 
YazeePro said:
I wonder if @Null could use FOIA requests to find out whether government resources were used in these attacks against the farms.
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They weren't and if they were the government clerk certainly wouldn't fucking say so. Imagine the political scandal.
 
Knocking the farms down isn't like taking down AWS or something. Probably just thirty or forty bots rapidly loading random pages from old threads would slow the site to a crawl for everyone else. The reason so many people can browse at once is because the servers and cloudflare cache frequently accessed content.
 
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Mike Janke and Bob Ackerman from an article on Datatribe

]Ask DataTribe cofounder Mike Janke whether the trio of acquisitions were by design, and he’ll say no, they just happened to come together in June. With growth, companies get approached about acquisitions often. They all have choices in how to proceed, and these three happened to exit now.

DataTribe’s team works with companies since nearly their start, and includes operators that have been through such deals before. At this stage, it advises companies as they are evaluating such options on how they can find the right home and value, but it’s not telling them whether they should or shouldn’t take the deal, Janke said.

“The credit goes to the founders,” he said. “They’ve developed really unique, new technologies.”
 
It might surprise some people, but not every becomes a SEAL because they want to protect people, or push themselves to the limits. You also are going to get the chance to kill a lot of people.
 
TheBigZee said:
It might surprise some people, but not every becomes a SEAL because they want to protect people, or push themselves to the limits. You also are going to get the chance to kill a lot of people.
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Even without getting into "conspiracies" I would argue that it makes sense for armed forces in general but specialist units in particular to select for people with certain dispositions the general public might not view as particularly desirable.
 
Mike Janke and the Janke family is what really makes the Isabella saga so interesting to me.
Like a lot of people, I'm extremely skeptical of the intelligence community and basically view a good number of them as war criminals. I also have a real dislike of shady companies that make millions of dollars without doing a lot. The Janke family actually kind of embodies everything I hate about the glowies, with the added fact that they're a sociopathic 1%er family too. It's just too good. The literal offspring of a grouping of America's finest, the elite, is an absolutely insane degenerate psychopath. As it always should be. This is the kind of thing we suspect they're like, and here's all the evidence it's completely true laid out neatly for us. It's almost too perfect.
 
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