Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

[Corn Flakes]

eyo, that barbarian chick is badass. also, a bit of a hot take but i'm personally really peeving on the idea of topless girls especially larger chested ones as isn't it kind of weird to let you're tits be out in the open waiting to get slashed off? it would make sense to use bandage warps as a makeshift sports bra then running shirtless for no reason.

As far as unarmored combat goes, it makes more sense for a woman to fight bottomless than topless. Men risk their danglies if they go into battle with them loose (and it was a risk they took in Ancient Greece's Mediterranean heat, for example), but besides them being smaller targets they don't get nearly as uncomfortable when running around compared to unsupported tits. Bigger things flop around harder, yo.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

While this isn't BABD, I thought this "realistic" redesigns site would be after their own hearts. There's also this site they like that complains about how sexist League of Legends is.

You know guys, it’s funny how all these sites complain about sexy fictional women but don’t they realize that attractive women exist in real life?

I can name a couple of real attractive women off the top of my head,

1. Gal Gadot

2. AJ Lee

3. Jessica Alba

4. Elizabeth Olsen

5. Beyoncé

All these women are beautiful and successful.

These ugly women are not going to make themselves more attractive by defacing fictional women.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Yeah, that’s another I don’t get. Why are fat people trying to promote themselves so much?

Being fat is unhealthy and disgusting. I’ve watched shows about people who struggled with obesity and it is horrible what those poor people have to put up with on a daily basis.

Why would they promote that as body positivity? It’s the opposite.

I think you're asking the wrong question. There's a lot of wealthy, thin people's money being put into promoting obesity to the masses. Why?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Even being old, powerful female barbarian with scars isn't good enough. Also, they don't mind topless warriors as long as they're not pretty (NSFW).

Misspelled Crom's name in their little rant about Red Sonja.

NORMIES GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEE!

 

[GoPro]

I think you're asking the wrong question. There's a lot of wealthy, thin people's money being put into promoting obesity to the masses. Why?

Fatties are very good consumers. They purchase a lot of food and buy into fake fads to make them less fat only to give up on them quickly in favor of another fad. Either that or some celeb affirming fatties that they are beautiful while taking their money. Over time their unhealthy lifestyle leads to health issues, and that means more money for pharma and medical industries. People who are morbidly obese need special tools to accomplish regular daily tasks. Imagine needing a special stick just to wipe your ass.
Extra body fat affects brain too. There is correlation between lower IQ and obesity. Getting fat could lower your IQ, alter prefrontal cortex activity, and it interferes with how brain's reward system and memory work. In short, fat people are on average dumber and have lower self control than those at healthy weight. Thus fatties are perfect targets for ads and scams.

Then you can go into schizo things based on consequences of high body fat on brain. Fat masses are easier to control due to their lower intelligence and how easily they succumb to their cravings. They can't be a physical threat either. Not only are they lazy, slow, and weak, but also overly reliant on modern comforts. Fat proles won't be able to rebel, and that's even if they manage to realize that they are being exploited.
Another schizo angle is that fatties are a tool prevent nationalized healthcare and prop insurance industry. They are one of the go to examples to turn the people against the idea of universal health care in the U.S.

 

[Hummingbird]

We get some nicely designed positive examples even if all but one follows Sharia Law. They also make some exception for showing skin in the weirdest way.

 

[A skinny fat man]

We get some nicely designed positive examples even if all but one follows Sharia Law. They also make some exception for showing skin in the weirdest way.

They like the character design, so drawing the character in a straight up pornographic manner is allowed. Maybe I'm not understanding this, but that sure as fuck strikes me as a pornographic depiction of the character. Is it in character? Perhaps, but they've never actually cared about that before so why should it matter now.

 

[Corn Flakes]

They like the character design, so drawing the character in a straight up pornographic manner is allowed. Maybe I'm not understanding this, but that sure as fuck strikes me as a pornographic depiction of the character. Is it in character? Perhaps, but they've never actually cared about that before so why should it matter now.

Maybe they're trying to prove they're not prudes.

The really funny part for me is that they linked the "NSFW" image, after doing bare saggy tits without any censorship. So coy.

 

[John Titor]

While this isn't BABD, I thought this "realistic" redesigns site would be after their own hearts. There's also this site they like that complains about how sexist League of Legends is.

The female members of a discord I go to were not impressed, they flat out said that whoever made these are looking for an excuse to be slobs.

Hey, do not put those two on equal level, DQ is what all those other games grew from!

Oh you know what I mean.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Fatties are very good consumers. They purchase a lot of food and buy into fake fads to make them less fat only to give up on them quickly in favor of another fad. Either that or some celeb affirming fatties that they are beautiful while taking their money. Over time their unhealthy lifestyle leads to health issues, and that means more money for pharma and medical industries. People who are morbidly obese need special tools to accomplish regular daily tasks. Imagine needing a special stick just to wipe your ass.
Extra body fat affects brain too. There is correlation between lower IQ and obesity. Getting fat could lower your IQ, alter prefrontal cortex activity, and it interferes with how brain's reward system and memory work. In short, fat people are on average dumber and have lower self control than those at healthy weight. Thus fatties are perfect targets for ads and scams.

Then you can go into schizo things based on consequences of high body fat on brain. Fat masses are easier to control due to their lower intelligence and how easily they succumb to their cravings. They can't be a physical threat either. Not only are they lazy, slow, and weak, but also overly reliant on modern comforts. Fat proles won't be able to rebel, and that's even if they manage to realize that they are being exploited.
Another schizo angle is that fatties are a tool prevent nationalized healthcare and prop insurance industry. They are one of the go to examples to turn the people against the idea of universal health care in the U.S.

The correlation between obesity and low IQ is that idiots like Chris have no idea what a healthy diet is. The "conspiracy towards fat" to the extent that it exists is just food producers trying to sell more subsidised corn syrup.

 

[Ruin]

As far as unarmored combat goes, it makes more sense for a woman to fight bottomless than topless. Men risk their danglies if they go into battle with them loose (and it was a risk they took in Ancient Greece's Mediterranean heat, for example), but besides them being smaller targets they don't get nearly as uncomfortable when running around compared to unsupported tits. Bigger things flop around harder, yo.

Bottomless warrior babes are my thing. Imagine being so prudish and joyless you can't enjoy awesome shit like that.

 

[Hummingbird]

Maybe they're trying to prove they're not prudes.

The really funny part for me is that they linked the "NSFW" image, after doing bare saggy tits without any censorship. So coy.

That's what I'm thinking. It just seems weird that they're so supportive of this NSFW image when the character isn't ugly.

 

[Hummingbird]

It's time to say "fuck you" to Zenescope comics again, because they based a sexy cosplayer for a cover and even have a sexy lady calendar.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

It's time to say "fuck you" to Zenescope comics again, because they based a sexy cosplayer for a cover and even have a sexy lady calendar.

I wish Wincenworks would shut up. He is a pervert who pretends to be a gentleman.

God, I hate male feminists.

Also, that Leena Vamp lady is a Z-list actress. Yeah, she’s pretty but she’s basically a nobody.

 

[Hummingbird]

I wish Wincenworks would shut up. He is a pervert who pretends to be a gentleman.

God, I hate male feminists.

There was even a response poster who called Zenoscope scum. Honestly their comics (granted it's been a while since I last read one) aren't as soft porny as their alternative covers can get. Their regular covers are pretty basic though a bit cheesecake. And I do like their Grimm Tales of Terror comics. Yes, they do have adult stuff, but at least they're honest about it. Though I wish that some of the artists didn't suffer from same face syndrome (I'm looking at you J. Scott Campbell). Then again, maybe I just like pin-ups and looking at beautiful people.

Besides, if you want scummy, check out Dark Brain comics where the creator obviously has a rape fetish and finds his work deep and edgy.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

There was even a response poster who called Zenoscope scum. Honestly their comics (granted it's been a while since I last read one) aren't as soft porny as their alternative covers can get. Their regular covers are pretty basic though a bit cheesecake. And I do like their Grimm Tales of Terror comics. Yes, they do have adult stuff, but at least they're honest about it. Though I wish that some of the artists didn't suffer from same face syndrome (I'm looking at you J. Scott Campbell). Then again, maybe I just like pin-ups and looking at beautiful people.

I read their comics, not really a fan of their stories. I found them to be boring. But I do agree I like Pin-Ups and looking at beautiful people too.

Besides, if you want scummy, check out Dark Brain comics where the creator obviously has a rape fetish and finds his work deep and edgy.

Nooo,… thank you!

I hate standards and one of them, ‘is no tape’.

 

[Hummingbird]

Now that I think about it, the covers that they're complaining about are alternate ones they usually sell at conventions and through their website. And the "z-rated" ones have to be bought online at a very high price. Why complain about something that is more obscure?

Besides it's nice to see a comic company that doesn't bow down to SJWs.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Can't say I like the style of those alternate covers. The proportions on the example they had there are so strange.

Fortunately, I can just choose not to buy their product if it doesn't please me. Amazing how that is, isn't it?

 

[Hummingbird]

BABD shares so funny captioned old school game art and this line from the article...

t’s easy to dismiss this as “product of its time” or just something of by-gone days, particularly as the current management of Wizards of the Coast and the connected companies have been very actively trying to do better - but its important to remember that these are essentially formative works both in tabletop roleplayiing games and fantasy in general.

That’s… that’s a problem.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

When are they going to tackle the topic of covers to cheap lady smut?

I don't think these guys are interested in romancing women.

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