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give us what we want null .......

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~I fucked the text up, can't be fucked to change it, kill me~
 
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codeyaha said:
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You know, that meme'd selfie of him in his new chair that over-paid for makes me realize that Phil's shitty webcam actually makes him look worse than his phone does. Though that's not about to motivate him to upgrade, since I'm sure what he's really hiding from is us analyzing the details his webcam obscures. I mean, what else am I to think of the fact that he prefers being called a ghoul?
Full Race Replay said:
Fortunately you guys already picked this up but i thought this audio message was particularly scummy from Phil.
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The way he says it makes it sound like the begathon is a punishment for not giving him the vest streak he wants to get going. He's basically telling everybody "Okay, if you want me to do things normally this weekend, it's time to tip big, every day. Otherwise, you leave me no choice."

It's one thing when you really need money, and decide to change things up in order to get it, quite another when you speak of it like that, because at that point it becomes a kind of threat. Especially since you can tell from his tone (there's even a bit of sighing about the tips goal not being hit every day), Phil wants to avoid the marathon, and, get the streak going, and THAT is why he's mentioning all this.

Said it before, and I'll say it again because he continues to prove it: the pigroach has to have it all. Every time.
MoonRocker said:
Seriously: why won’t these trannies/ scat fetishists/ animal abusers/ fags/ suicide weirdos leave us alone? We’re fucking harmless.
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If Null's tweets during the down time are anything to go off of, I don't think it was defenders of folks like Chris responsible this time. Looks more like the woman in that phone call might be an even worse person than he is, and is trying to avoid the public knowing about it.
 
Sy Sperling said:
"If you don't give me more money, I'll be forced to ask you for more money."

How is that a business model?
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Let's put it in a Phil restaurant analogy

"Hmm people aren't tipping $10 for my $16 chicken parm. I guess I better raise the price to $20 so they'll tip me $12."

(Also the chicken parm is a frozen Tyson chicken patty with Prego sauce and pre-shredded mozzarella on top, cooked in a toaster oven.)
 
Fuckyoudad said:
It would take more than a day. I wish alottanegativepeepul would just abscond for a month or two to test the theory that the khantributions would dry up even faster than katherine's cooch on doordash date night. Without the detractor news network he'd fade out even further into the ether.
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I'm on the ground that we should just take the entire Pigroach section and have it behind an additional set of login credentials.
 
Mr. Brown said:
This is a good video.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zRrz900E3lw
Phil's working really hard to create a constant emergency.

It's amazing he has the balls to even pretend twitch was going well for him.
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I'll let someone better than me explain it.

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How do you keep a lover or employee bound to you? You create a sick system.
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Rule 4: Reward intermittently. Intermittent gratification is the most addictive kind there is. If you know the lever will always produce a pellet, you'll push it only as often as you need a pellet. If you know it never produces a pellet, you'll stop pushing. But if the lever sometimes produces a pellet and sometimes doesn't, you'll keep pushing forever, even if you have more than enough pellets (because what if there's a dry run and you have no pellets at all?). It's the motivation behind gambling, collectible cards, most video games, the Internet itself, and relationships with crazy people.

How do you do all this? It's incredibly easy:

Keep the crises rolling. Incompetence is a great way to do this: If the office system routinely works badly or the controlling partner routinely makes major mistakes, you're guaranteed ongoing crises. Poor money management works well, too. So does being in an industry where the clients are guaranteed to be volatile and flaky, or preferring friends who are themselves in perpetual crisis. You can also institutionalize regular crises: Workers in the Sea Org, the elite wing of Scientology, must exceed the previous week's production every single week or face serious penalties. Because this is impossible, it guarantees regular crises as the deadline approaches.

Regular crises perform two functions: They keep people too busy to think, and they provide intermittent reinforcement. After all, sometimes you win—and when you've mostly lost, a taste of success is addictive.

But why wouldn't people eventually realize that the crises are a permanent state of affairs? Because you've explained them away with an explanation that gives them hope.

Things will be better when... I get a new job. I'm mean to you now because I'm so stressed, but I'm sure that will go away when I'm not working at this awful place.

The production schedule is crazy because the client is nuts. We just need to get through this cycle, then we'll have a new client, and they'll be much better.
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Comma said:
Lol, I love how he always mentions the amount of current viewers when he's doing a poll nowadays, only to see the poll being ignored by at least a third of the viewers.

He has begged for tips HARD 3 times in the past 10 minutes, btw.
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It's funny, but he does it because it works. Got his $150.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
If Null's tweets during the down time are anything to go off of, I don't think it was defenders of folks like Chris responsible this time. Looks more like the woman in that phone call might be an even worse person than he is, and is trying to avoid the public knowing about it.
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I had a quick look in to that woman and I just want to say I’m glad I’m only really active in this part of the forums. Phil’s a pretty shitty person, but he’s not that bad. To quote the great Phillip: Yikes.

also, not sure if this was shared already but this made me laugh a little:
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Obligatory health check on Pig's stream...diagnosis: dead
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Is kingmichael as retarded as his other viewers? Spoiler: NoseVacuum confirms, rather "pretty sure", he is retarded.
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I missed all you nudniks, bastards, fags, and stationary Tevins. I don’t like the recaptcha I kept having to fill out. It’s worse than being subjected to DSP ads without the aid of AdBlock.
 
I realized during today’s outage that I literally have no desire to shitpost anywhere else and that my day is not nearly so enjoyable if I’m not able to shitpost so I guess it’s time to give jersh more money to blast his servers into space because I guess he’s running out of terrestrial options.

Turns out I do need Phil. I need a punching bag.
 
TJGamebox said:
Sup fuckers

it still baffled me that DSP said he doesn’t have hbo max so he can’t watch the suicide squad, then an hour later say he has DoorPass
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Ah yes, because I definitely needed HBO Max to watch Infinity Train and Close Enough. Fucking moronic pigroach.
 
Stroke Face II Turbo said:
Obligatory health check on Pig's stream...diagnosis: dead
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Is kingmichael as retarded as his other viewers? Spoiler: NoseVacuum confirms, rather "pretty sure", he is retarded.
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If that's real (which it probably is, he attracts retards and wheelchairs like honey), it's just sad. He is fully taking advantage of vulnerable people who genuinely don't know any better. Scum
 
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