Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

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Someone did phone daddy, by the way.
The original posters text probably sounded something like:
"Hey guys, have a look at this I dug up, turns out we got everything wrong, fellow kiwi farmers, he's not actually an important person and he's not rich and is actually homeless in mexico, wew... so we should probably delete Mike Janke's thread tbh, mystery solved."
 
The original posters text probably sounded something like:
"Hey guys, have a look at this I dug up, turns out we got everything wrong, fellow kiwi farmers, he's not actually an important person and he's not rich and is actually homeless in mexico, wew... so we should probably delete Mike Janke's thread tbh, mystery solved."
I think it's more likely that this is gay-ops Bella is running on Louis. There's been several occasions where she's demonstrably lied to him already.
 
I think it's more likely that this is gay-ops Bella is running on Louis. There's been several occasions where she's demonstrably lied to him already.
I think she doesn't want people to know her father owns parts of comapnies worth billions and her parents live in an almost $2m home. She wants to be hip and relatable.
 

The Blackphone also allows insecure communications. Mike Janke, CEO and co-founder of Silent Circle, has suggested there are certain calls people want to encrypt, but "if you're ordering a pizza or calling your grandma", it's unlikely you'll feel the weight of criminals on your shoulders." [8]This is why Blackphone is unique — it gives the user the chance to choose the level of privacy."

Blackphone runs a custom-built Android OS called SilentOS.[9] The operating system essentially "closes all backdoors" usually found open on major mobile operating systems.[citation needed] Some major features of SilentOS are anonymous search, privacy-enabled bundled apps, smart disabling of Wi-Fi except trusted hotspots, more control in app permissions, and private communication (calling, texting, video chat, browsing, file sharing, and conference calls). Geeksphone also claims the telephone will receive frequent secure updates from Blackphone directly.[4]

wow
 
Navy SEAL class 174 had an article written about them by the LA Times in 1991 prior to their graduation. It's honestly almost comical how completely different early-90s LA Times is from current year LA Times, especially when it comes to describing trainees learning various ways to kill a man. For anyone interested, here's the article:

The Gulf War Class : Latest SEAL Group to Graduate Is First Since Start of War​

BY NORA ZAMICHOW
FEB. 17, 1991 12 AM PT
TIMES STAFF WRITER


Earlier this month, 30 would-be SEALs encircled their combat training instructor, each man clutching at the instructor’s limbs or clothing in an exercise meant to show them how to escape a hostile mob.

The instructor swiftly feigned a kick to one man’s groin and poked at another man’s eyes. The two men crashed backwards, toppling two others, and created a path through which their instructor plunged and escaped.

“You must never lose focus, gentlemen. You never lose hope,” the instructor told Class 172. “I am not saying you aren’t going to get hurt--I am saying you’ve got to have hope. What’s the worst that can happen?”
In a chorus, the men shouted: “You get paralyzed!”

The instructor nods. “That’s right, I’d rather die.”

On Friday, 41 members of Class 172 graduated--the first SEAL class to graduate since war broke out in the Persian Gulf. Less than half the class made it through the 25-week training to become a member of the Navy’s elite sea-air-land commando force.

The graduates learned to slash throats with their frogman knives, twist men’s heads as though they were bottle caps, and swim with their hands and legs tied. Men who had never strapped on an oxygen tank became capable of stealthily planting bombs underwater on a ship’s hull. They tied knots connecting underwater explosives, blew up underwater obstacles with 300 pounds of explosives, and rappelled off 50-foot towers.

These men had survived “Hell Week,” heralded as the most rigorous training week in the military. During that week, the sixth week of a 25-week program, 58 recruits tossed telephone poles, shoulder-pressed rafts, lay in the surf while waves pummeled their bodies, and climbed walls and ropes--all with no more than three hours of sleep for the entire six days.

As Class 172 went through Hell Week, Navy officials allowed The Times unprecedented access to the exercises and men involved. The Times returned to cover Class 172 the week before their graduation.
The last month of their training took on a more somber tone as the Gulf battle raged and the men realized they might be preparing to serve there.

“You are going to be tested. The defense of this nation is not someone else’s job,” retired Rear Adm. Richard Lyon told Class 172 during graduation. “Desert Storm is not over and the test is ahead.”

The military is secretive about the role of the SEALs in the Gulf, but a high-ranking official said that SEALs have plucked a downed U.S. pilot from the Persian Gulf. SEALs also crept ashore on the island of Qaruh, the first Kuwaiti land that was recaptured by U.S. military and allied forces last month. During the assault, three Iraqis were killed, an Iraqi minesweeper sunk, and 29 Iraqis were taken prisoner.
SEALs were also the first ashore on the small island Maridum, after a U.S. pilot spotted a message written in stones in misspelled English: “SOS We Serrender.” The Iraqis had apparently placed 20 to 30 men on the island but were unable to resupply them for at least a week. One Navy official in Washington explained: “Of course, we sent in the SEALs, we didn’t know whether they were really surrendering or playing a trick.”

SEALs may be expected to carry out espionage behind enemy lines, demolish coral reefs to provide passageways for amphibious assault ships, snare floating mines and blow up strategic sites.
Today, special operation forces, such as the Navy SEALs, have become increasingly vital to the U.S. military, officials say.

“The SEALs are the point of the spear. Historically, SEALs have been the first on the beach--it’s more true today than ever. Now, we go in months in advance and find out what beaches are best suited for amphibious landings,” said Rear Adm. George R. Worthington, commander of the Naval Special Warfare Command. “You get more bang for the buck with special operation guys than any others.”
A week before graduation, Class 172 gathered in the sand behind the center for a combat training session. The instructor offered tips on killing with the enthusiasm of a cook sharing recipes.

“The key is the neck, gentlemen. Not the arm,” he told them as he demonstrated how to slash a man’s throat.
Class 172 lined up and practiced running at each other, stabbing one another in the neck with sheathed knives, first from the right side, then from the left. From stabbings, the group moved on to breaking a man’s neck by wrenching it firmly to the side and thrusting the victim into the sand.

“I am not showing how to push a guy down, I’m showing you how to break his neck. You can make him eat sand if you wish, but you break his neck,” the instructor said.

As the instructor demonstrated a sharp twist to one man’s head, a trainee muttered, “I bet he’s got a chiropractor business.”

Warming up to the exercise, the men vigorously attacked each other. Lt. Anthony McKinney, a 25-year-old Newport, R.I. native and class leader, elbowed his victim in the neck, guts, and then, as though for good measure, slapped his buttocks.
The exercises progressed, until the men started running through multiple moves: dislocating the victim’s kneecap, then his hip and slamming him to the ground.

One trainee lost his balance and inadvertently kicked Machinist Mate Jose Fernandez in the groin. Fernandez, a 20-year-old Miami native, sank twisting into the sand. As he gasped for air, his partner apologized profusely. The instructor shrugged, saying: “This will give you confidence, Fernandez, that this works.”
For the graduating members of Class 172, Hell Week is etched in their memories as a crucial turning point, a time when they swallowed physical pain and kept focused on only one goal: becoming a SEAL.

Each man then believed if he could only survive Hell Week, he could endure the training. But the group quickly learned that training did not ease up, though they were able to sleep more. As the weeks passed, they were expected to run and swim longer distances in less time.

“If I knew then what I know now, it would be more intimidating because it doesn’t get any easier,” said Gunner’s Mate Kenneth Needham, 20. “They say the only easy day is yesterday, and it’s true.”

Last fall, 84 men entered Class 172; of that original group, 35 graduated Friday. Another six joined from previous classes after they had “rolled back,” or flunked a training phase because of medical, physical or academic reasons.

The 25-week training program is divided into three phases. The first nine-week leg, which includes Hell Week, focuses on physical training and learning small boat seamanship. The second phase, seven weeks long, focuses on diving. And land warfare constitutes the third and final nine-week phase. (Navy officials recently swapped the order of the land warfare and diving phases for future classes.)

After 18 weeks of training, the men were transformed. They lost their gaunt, wiry look. They lost the bowlegged walk of Hell Week--a result of chafed skin. They seemed more confident. The 14-mile run the Friday before graduation seemed routine. A 6.5-mile swim in the open ocean, which took almost four hours, was cold but not an ordeal.

And the change was not only physical. Once verbally battered by instructors, Class 172 had gained more equal footing. They occasionally joked or even talked back to instructors.

“In first phase, they could tell us to jump off a bridge and we would,” said Gunner’s Mate Donald Nichols, a 20-year-old Milton, Fla.-native. “Now, we wouldn’t.”

For many, the training meant defying the odds, grappling with their own fears and surpassing their own physical expectations. Not one man graduated who didn’t at some point think of quitting.

“I’ve seen a lot of guys who were a lot stronger and who didn’t make it. It’s not just physical--it’s a little bit of luck,” Nichols said.
“Each of us here probably knew 10 or more people who wanted to be here,” said Gunner’s Mate David Preedy, 28, a Hillsboro, Ore. native.

Fernandez, 20, was one of the few SEAL trainees who dived before joining the Navy. Fernandez taught scuba diving in Miami. But, as a SEAL, he had to learn how to use a closed-circuit breathing apparatus.

Fernandez and the others learned to use a Draeger, a front-mounted rebreathing rig that uses pure oxygen. These 24-pound rigs provide swimmers with about four hours of underwater time. Civilian scuba divers use gear that emits bubbles, a tell-tale sign that could be dangerous for a combat swimmer.

Because of the dangers of oxygen toxicity, would-be SEALs are drilled on symptoms, ranging from nausea to blurry vision, dizziness to convulsions. There are other hazards. When flooded, the rig creates a “caustic cocktail,” or caustic fumes--resulting from chemicals in the tank mixing with water--that can kill a diver by burning his lungs.

“It makes you kind of anxious and very cautious,” said Fernandez, the first member of his family to join the military.

Ken Needham, 20, did his first dive during the training program. To him, the sensation of weightlessness and the echoing quiet of the underwater was eerie. “It was like going to sleep in an empty room, but you hear this breathing noise,” he said.
Needham and other SEAL trainees have been taught to swim with a “buddy.” One man functions as a driver, holding an “attack” board containing a compass, a depth gauge and a watch. They learn to swim and calculate how many kicks they need to cover certain distances.

A week before graduation, Class 172 gathered at the Silver Strand. The men “jocked up,” or donned their frogmen gear. They adjusted their black hoods and checked the yellow cord connecting the pairs. Then two-by-two, they walked backwards into the water. A bright pink buoy floated in their wake, as the men silently submerged.

“Gentlemen,” said Chief Warrant Officer Ross Huddleston, “it doesn’t get any better than this.”

For Class 172, the struggle is not over. The men go next to sky diving school for a three-week course. Then, finally, they reach the SEAL teams, where they are placed on six-month probation before they earn their “trident,” which makes them eligible for deployment on missions. About 5% of the new SEALs don’t succeed and are booted off the teams.

During graduation Friday, Class 172 and their families seemed almost stunned that the rigorous training was actually over. Families filled the folding chairs in the compound of the Naval Special Warfare Center in Coronado and watched as the members of Class 172 stepped up to receive their diplomas.

Karen Needham, a Lancaster, Pa. native whose son, Kenneth, is a gunner’s mate, said: “SEALs are just a different breed. It’s something that someone else does--not your child.”

For the men, the diploma was a gateway to a long-held dream. Airman Rich Cleveland, 22, had tried twice before to become a SEAL. First, he got hypothermia. Then he broke his leg last March. He has been at the center so long--either recuperating or training--that his colleagues call him “Ol’ Timer.”

“I wouldn’t say I feel invincible, I know I am not better than anyone else. But I do know that I can do things other people can’t,” said the Oklahoma native, who was so excited about graduation that he hadn’t slept the night before. “We walk around, we look at people, and we look right through them--you don’t have any fear or inhibitions about people. The confidence just reeks out of you.”

At 29, Avionics technician Joseph Fischer belongs to Class 172’s “Geriatric crew.” After eight years working as a restaurant manager, Fischer quit his $30,000-a-year job, gave his furniture to his sister, and joined the Navy. The Chattanooga, Tenn.-native took--and failed--the SEALs’ fitness test 10 times. The first time, he could only do 30 of a required set of 42 push ups. The next time, he was one shy of the required 50 sit ups.

“I enjoyed training, but I don’t want to do it again,” he said. “I never want to do it again.”
 
Michael is to much of a fancy normie to have dirtied his own hands. Wouldn't have risked his life's work for princess. Probably pulled some glowstick from a basement to clean up the mess for him, but in all likelihood has given up by now. You can't glue this fungus back on the toe, daddy.

Time to worry about his reputation amongst friends and colleagues. This type of scandal is manna from heaven to the stupid rich. Bella is very likely getting put up in an apartment somewhere out of town with arrangements to continue school online and being told not come home for Christmas.
 
I don't know about you guys, but this shit is making me start to question if it's really a good idea that for our nations "elite" special forces warriors, men who are trusted with security clearances and such, we are recruiting the type of chud faced ego driven roid raging dipshits that see the internet calling their daughter out for being awful and think "lol time to glow HARDER"?
I get that parents have some sort of instinctive response and that on some level he is probably trying to cover his own ass from blowback, but jesus fucking christ, is the recruiting pool really that limited to find athletic in shape guys who can follow orders and don't mind occasionally torturing brown people?
 
It's not even marked as a "sensitive video". Might just be too new and undiscovered, it's only three days old with 50k~ views. In case that account gets the axe (and I'm sure it's only a matter of time), the uploader's name is Sallow Dawn. Local archives follow:

The 20-y/o white supremacist cult leader: Isabella Loretta Janke of Texas Tech
The 20-Y O White Supremacist Cult Leader - Isabella Loretta Janke Of Texas Tech.mp4

He also put up this today:
Deconstructing Isabella Janke's response to my video, line-by-line
Deconstructing Isabella Janke's Response To My Video, Line-By-Line.mp4
(Just in case anyone wonders: the original videos really were in 480p 4:3 and 720p respectively)
You're talking about me like I'm not in the room, newfriend.

I had no need to record those at a higher quality. They're me talking over images. The first one was a primer for Kiwi Farmers to catch up on the important bits of the Bella situation when all newcomers had to go by was a 707-page megathread of thirstposting and shit. I deliberately kept that video quality low to, I hoped, mitigate YouTube's removal of the video for graphic content. The second one is me talking over a bad essay for fun.


Anyway, as an update, Isabella finally wised up to make private the original storycorps assignment of her interviewing her father. I can personally attest to it still being up as of two days ago, and the most recent archive proves as much for four days ago.
Today
Four days ago

Really curious that this happened during the DDOS downtime, isn't it?
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I think I might just mirror the interview to that YouTube channel for fun with a 240p image over it.
 
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I don't know about you guys, but this shit is making me start to question if it's really a good idea that for our nations "elite" special forces warriors, men who are trusted with security clearances and such, we are recruiting the type of chud faced ego driven roid raging dipshits that see the internet calling their daughter out for being awful and think "lol time to glow HARDER"?
I get that parents have some sort of instinctive response and that on some level he is probably trying to cover his own ass from blowback, but jesus fucking christ, is the recruiting pool really that limited to find athletic in shape guys who can follow orders and don't mind occasionally torturing brown people?
Chris Kyle, your idea to cure the PTSD of a schizo-marine by taking him out to the gun range was so incredibly dumb and backwards thinking, it was beautiful.

To answer your question, no, no American can resist the "coolness" ego-trip factor of being a Navy SEAL. At this point, they should just disband and rebrand it.
 
Good afternoon I hate anyone associated with the federal government on principle.

Feds come in two flavors: power hungry sociopaths and jaded idealists who are just drawing a paycheck and can't understand how they wasted a life on such a colossally retarded institution.

Fed children are basically inhuman as a result. Either they are also sociopaths who trade off of mommy and daddy's name, or they look down their noses at everyone because mommy and daddy were always bitching about the government at the dinner table

Tl;dr: thanks for shutting down kiwi forums, Obama!
 
I don't know about you guys, but this shit is making me start to question if it's really a good idea that for our nations "elite" special forces warriors, men who are trusted with security clearances and such, we are recruiting the type of chud faced ego driven roid raging dipshits that see the internet calling their daughter out for being awful and think "lol time to glow HARDER"?
I get that parents have some sort of instinctive response and that on some level he is probably trying to cover his own ass from blowback, but jesus fucking christ, is the recruiting pool really that limited to find athletic in shape guys who can follow orders and don't mind occasionally torturing brown people?
I don't think Michael here did the ddos, but yes it is an issue. The SEALs have an especially bad reputation for recruiting narcissistic asshats that make even the other special forces cringe. It got a lot worse post 9/11 when the Navy went all out on hyping the SEALs as the best special force around, and then again in 2011 with the bin Laden assassination. That just pulled in even more massive egos who wanted to have the ultimate cool job and kind of turned the SEALs into a containment center. Other special forces have their problems but are generally more disciplined and require a lot more experience than the SEALs do, so they have less of an issue with these sorts of people. And then there's the Special Operations Group which is the glowiest of the glowies, but they're extremely selective and don't seem to have this problem.

Considering that most special operations these days is training brown people to kill other brown people instead of killing them directly, the SEALs recruiting strategy has really backfired on them.
 
Hey, remember that time in 2011 where they killed Osama Bin Laden, and forgot the measuring tape to confirm the height? Nice.

Okay, okay I'm joking. SEAL team members are dangerous. Especially dangerous when there's an unarmed teenage combatant and there's a nice photoshoot oportunity. Gotta show those operator beards and roided arms.
theres plenty of rhose kinds of photos, theyre all hardcopies in boxes or albums somewhere.
 
Bella is like the exact opposite of her parents to such a insane degree. How does someone like Michael, with so much discipline under his belt, end up with such a dysfunctional daughter? Was he and his wife simply too busy with their careers to actually raise her?
That's what I'm assuming, she's like a lot of the sociopathic tumblr and ig girls with rich parents who just let them do whatever they want.
 
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