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No thirst. Bella is a woman and has tits. Thirstposting is cringe and you will be banned.
Be civil. If you are emotionally compromised, do not post. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
Keep threads on topic. Make off-topic threads for endless speculation and chit-chat. Keep it out of threads with content.
Don't scheme. We are not an autistic Illuminati. Bella is a protected child of two federal agents. You're not going to accomplish anything plotting against her in public.
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Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
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AI Pope of Entropic Declesiastics/Ver. U+1F0ED
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AI Pope of Entropic Declesiastics/Ver. U+1F0ED
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Ok yeah, no thirst posting or you will be mocked accordingly and completely, far past the point that anyone reading is comfortable with.
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They see you when you're sleeping,
they know when you're awake.
They know if you've been bad or good so fuck the CIA.
Talk to, or about the CIA here. Keep the glowie posting out of the main thread.
Update 8/9/21: We are under glowie siege. Janke will stop at nothing to cut down our internet.
Did the Jankes do 911?
Are boobs a form of government mind control?
Is the CIA attempting to make every tranny fuck their mother through My Little Pony subliminal messaging?
What vehicle is the most effective for dispersing glowies (in Minecraft)?
These are questions we must seek the answers to. Semper fi kiwis.
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Ave true to Caesar. #JustLegionThings
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"They glow in the dark, you can see em if your driving... You just run them over with your car"
cluster B cunts aren’t dommy mommies
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THEY GLOW IN THE DARK
YOU GOTTA RUN EM OVER
YOU CAN SEE THEM IF YOURE DRIVING HIT EM WITH YOUR CAR
I welcome our glorious new horrorcow. You keep what you kill, baby.
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Athena Janke was hired by American Airlines in 1999. 911 happened on 911. Open your eyes people.
Shall I disrobe so it's memorable?
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THEY GLOW IN THE DARK
YOU GOTTA RUN EM OVER
YOU CAN SEE THEM IF YOURE DRIVING HIT EM WITH YOUR CAR
I got a score of One from 1999.
Time to Rock and Roll
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I won't drink the corn syrup! I won't consume the fluoride! I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!
I like elephants and God likes elephants
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Athena Janke was hired by American Airlines in 1999. 911 happened on 911. Open your eyes people.
Isabella = 8
Loretta = 7
Janke = 5
8+7+5 = 20
9+11 = 20
World Trade Center NY NY = 20 letters
WAKE UP BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
virgin with apathy
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you think she ever thought about trying to induce lactation to breastfeed animals?
Slava Ukraini
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Is this record pace from discovery -> thread -> board?
Jack Nicholson aficionado
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Is this record pace from discovery -> thread -> board?
Yes
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I welcome our glorious new horrorcow. You keep what you kill, baby.
I don't always kill what I fuck, but I always fuck what I kill.
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congratulations to the friendly neighborhood whore of babylon for their pretty new front page thread