Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

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If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 176 27.1%
  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 473 72.9%

  • Total voters
    649
On an unrelated note, I'd like to say that being roped in with OIC's autistic gayops made me realize that I'm better off focusing my efforts on continuing to document and laugh at the Jackie and Derich show.......At least for the time being. So for once, I was extremely happy to see Derich's deranged twitter as well as Jackie's hopeless attempts at "romance"

Do whatever you want man, you don't have to listen to some sensitive cunts complaining about things. Besides, wasn't it because of you that oic's kiwi account was ousted? I think it's some good entertainment personally, and I don't care about all these rules and codes people try to impose.

But anyway, the Derich shit is always great.
 
On an unrelated note, I'd like to say that being roped in with OIC's autistic gayops made me realize that I'm better off focusing my efforts on continuing to document and laugh at the Jackie and Derich show.......At least for the time being. So for once, I was extremely happy to see Derich's deranged twitter as well as Jackie's hopeless attempts at "romance"
You're doing the lord's work. I realize both Derich and Jackie are about the most predictable and repetitive cows, and that's saying something given the subforum we're in, but the daily recap posts are still gold every time.
 
Do whatever you want man, you don't have to listen to some sensitive cunts complaining about things. Besides, wasn't it because of you that oic's kiwi account was ousted? I think it's some good entertainment personally, and I don't care about all these rules and codes people try to impose.

But anyway, the Derich shit is always great.
I like to watch drama but not be involved IN drama, which is the main thing why I felt that I'm better off taking a step back. The comments of the moral fags or SuperCrazy's video doesn't bother me as you'll always have them around, especially as I get those same type of comments in real life when I tell people what I do for a living and they learn that there are companies in America who make money off of selling people's private infomation.

I'll help "research" people if asked or whatnot, but OIC's situation got me too close to pozloading my neghole for my own personal comfort. I don't want to be involved in any type of gayops, detractor war against the paypigs, etc. I just want to come to Kiwifarms and laugh at the freakshow with everyone else. The minute it turns in detractor ops or paypig ops, I'm out
 
I like to watch drama but not be involved IN drama, which is the main thing why I felt that I'm better off taking a step back. The comments of the moral fags or SuperCrazy's video doesn't bother me as you'll always have them around, especially as I get those same type of comments in real life when I tell people what I do for a living and they learn that there are companies in America who make money off of selling people's private infomation.

I'll help "research" people if asked or whatnot, but OIC's situation got me too close to pozloading my neghole for my own personal comfort. I don't want to be involved in any type of gayops, detractor war against the paypigs, etc. I just want to come to Kiwifarms and laugh at the freakshow with everyone else. The minute it turns in detractor ops or paypig ops, I'm out
Just want to say dude, I think you're pretty cool and I always look forward to the daily Jackie and Derich updates 🙏
 
Helping @actually with organizing the General Fan post and I found this comment with regards to Derich. You poor soul, if only you could've seen what was to come
Delrich seems so sweet. How does Phil attract these people? I don't understand why he appeals to them.
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EDIT: I really wish I could move comments from the general thread to here as a lot of what y'all wrote is hilarious
 
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Helping @actually with organizing the General Fan post and I found this comment with regards to Derich. You poor soul, if only you could've seen what was to come


EDIT: I really wish I could move comments from the general thread to here as a lot of what y'all wrote is hilarious
I'd have to argue that Derich does seem like a sweet little innocent kid. I imagine him wearing his furry onesie in his closet playing Pokémon and watching DSP. Watching his videos, he seems like he's a little slow and acts far younger than his age. When I was his age I was driving around with friends, partying, making music, going to punk rock shows, getting into trouble, banging chicks. Derich is in his bedroom throwing balled up socks into a baseball hat.

This is why it is all the more bizarre to hear him say he wants to eat ass and have a room full of old fat Asian women suck his cock.

This is all the Internet's fault. If Derich didn't have access to Internet porn, he would probably think you make babies by laying on top of a girl and peeing on her.
 
"I'd love to hit you in the belly"....are we getting into belly fetish territory now?!
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Does Derich even know what this whore even means by "fuzzy"?
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Bloody Hell, this is something that Jackie would say
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Derich is so retarded that I can't figure out if he can even comprehend the things being said. Like, does he even know what a birthday suit is? Or is he just autistically repeating the tweet?
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Derich is so retarded that I can't figure out if he can even comprehend the things being said. Like, does he even know what a birthday suit is? Or is he just autistically repeating the tweet?
It's the latter. Derich might know what birthday suit means, but if the whore had tweeted "Look at my nude body", Derich would have responded "I love your extremely beautiful and gorgeous nude body." The more I read his tweets the more certain I am that he's had extensive social therapy. Cracks me up that his parents probably paid a large amount of money for it, and it's just being used to reply to DSP and porn whores on twitter.
 
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It's the latter. Derich might know what birthday suit means, but if the whore had tweeted "Look at my nude body", Derich would have responded "I love your extremely beautiful and gorgeous nude body." The more I read his tweets the more certain I am that he's had extensive social therapy. Cracks me up that his parents probably paid a large amount of money for it, and it's just being used to reply to DSP and porn whores on twitter.


Repeating someone's words back to them can be a good way of showing to them you're paying attention. I wonder if someone told him this once and he took the ball and ran with it.
 
"I'd love to hit you in the belly"....are we getting into belly fetish territory now?!
I can read Thai decently, this whore's initial message says, "I want to be hit in the belly". (Derich presumably plugged that into Google translate.)

Derich's message back says, "you are very beautiful", but in a kinda weird formal-ish way imo (like if you're going to straight up say someone is beautiful, we would usually say their actual name/handle rather than just "you", at least in my experience). If it wasn't obvious, he's just spitting out the literal translation from Google, this chink ain't Thai lol
 
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Most of yesterday brought back peak Derich as he found a twitter account which posts VERY NSFW porn.
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Remember Anna De Ville? That whore who lets people piss in her mouth? Well, she's here again
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Most of yesterday brought back peak Derich as he found a twitter account which posts VERY NSFW porn.
Remember Anna De Ville? That whore who lets people piss in her mouth? Well, she's here again
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Anna fucking drinking braps and has a prolapsed anus :stress: 🤮🤮🤮
 
This is what I'm talking about. Derich and Jackie support these women's lifestyle choices. They encourage women to prolapse their rectums and drink urine. Just no.

You're raising money for the girl scouts? I can support that. You're collecting food for the needy? I can support that. You are taking two dicks up the ass at the same time, letting the dudes piss in your butt, and then squirting the piss into another whore's mouth? Even if I did support that, which I don't, I wouldn't go on Twitter under my real name and say I did.

I don't know from experience, but I would imagine taking two dicks up the ass at the same time would hurt. Especially since it makes your rectum turn inside out. Solution? Take some painkillers. Maybe some cocaine and liquor too. These whores are ruining their bodies in exchange for a fast buck.

What doesn't Derich coom to? So far he's shown interest in Asians, Whites, Mexicans, Blacks, skinny girls, fat girls, innocent girls, tattooed girls, solo, gangbangs, incest, dildos, blondes, brunettes, redheads, crosseyed chicks, dudes with big dicks, ugly dudes, old women, old men, barely legal chicks, barely legal dudes, fat dudes, trannys, feet, bondage, piss, and prolapsed rectums.

Where will it end?
 
It won't. It's only going to get more depraved until he ends up saying or doing something stupid and getting removed from Twatter. Poor Derish.
Getting kicked off Twitter has no consequence. Derich is smart enough to make a new account. What happens when he takes his fantasies into the real world.

Unpopular opinion here, a lot of females have been the victims of sexual abuse. Maybe I just hang around the wrong type of girls, but almost every single one has had some sort of unwanted sexual encounter. Molestation from babysitter, a cousin, a friend, a neighbor, Uncle Touchy, a youth pastor, a classmate, etc. There are perverts out there who will cross the line. We've just recently seen an extreme example from Chris Chan. Opportunity plus a sexual deviant equals bad news.

I don't think Derich will get kicked off Twitter. I think he will be a sex offender. With his limited mental capacity and his taste for the taboo, I think the statistics are stacked against him.
 
Getting kicked off Twitter has no consequence. Derich is smart enough to make a new account. What happens when he takes his fantasies into the real world.

Unpopular opinion here, a lot of females have been the victims of sexual abuse. Maybe I just hang around the wrong type of girls, but almost every single one has had some sort of unwanted sexual encounter. Molestation from babysitter, a cousin, a friend, a neighbor, Uncle Touchy, a youth pastor, a classmate, etc. There are perverts out there who will cross the line. We've just recently seen an extreme example from Chris Chan. Opportunity plus a sexual deviant equals bad news.

I don't think Derich will get kicked off Twitter. I think he will be a sex offender. With his limited mental capacity and his taste for the taboo, I think the statistics are stacked against him.
Derich is still young so there's plenty of time for him to ruin someone's life while not understanding that real life and videos on the internet aren't the same.

He's definitely going to end up committing some of sexual crime and I don't think he'll get away with it, CWC being the proof of that.

Derich needs help now before it's too late but I don't think anyone who is actually close to him knows or cares about what's happening or about his future.
 
Getting kicked off Twitter has no consequence. Derich is smart enough to make a new account. What happens when he takes his fantasies into the real world.

Unpopular opinion here, a lot of females have been the victims of sexual abuse. Maybe I just hang around the wrong type of girls, but almost every single one has had some sort of unwanted sexual encounter. Molestation from babysitter, a cousin, a friend, a neighbor, Uncle Touchy, a youth pastor, a classmate, etc. There are perverts out there who will cross the line. We've just recently seen an extreme example from Chris Chan. Opportunity plus a sexual deviant equals bad news.

I don't think Derich will get kicked off Twitter. I think he will be a sex offender. With his limited mental capacity and his taste for the taboo, I think the statistics are stacked against him.
I agree. Adding in his now deleted youtube playlist of little girls, Derich is certainly a risk. Consumption of legal pornography appears pretty high on the checklist of risk factors for sexual offenders actually committing a first offense, or re-offending.

Jackie's porn use and attitude toward women is also a concern, but he has at least set off some alarm bells on porn twitter and is being blocked by people. Derich seems like one of those nice harmless guys, until he's not.
 
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