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Thank god he has that new Xbox. This gamepass content will surely save his business family.
Edit: "I rarely ever quit a game" Sure, Phil. Mario Golf is just on hiatus.
 
PieceofShet said:
"MY WIFE AND I USUALLY DONT EAT FAST FOOD"
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It's the daily double.

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2 lies in one sentence.
 
"I never quit a game, how do you want me to go back to games that I quit in the past?"

C'mon, just stop. Put the controller down and go take your medicine, grandpa.
 
It occurs to me how silent Phil throughout his life if he didn't have lies to tell, didn't feel the need to describe what we can already see on the fucking screen, didn't get so easily pissed, and didn't love food so much, because without any of that, he has no reason to speak. None. I've never seen someone so predictable in what's about to come out of their mouth.
 
Guys, he just need to hit the tips goal for the next week or two, ok?

After that he's in the clear, ok? Also, he might HAVE to do a fundraiser next weekend to make ends meet.
 
Another begathon has been pretty much confirmed for next week. His house is in mortal danger again. Kats crying and the whole nine yards. Im excited hope you guys are too
 
Guys, I will be in the clear if we can just hit that tips goal for another week or two. Please step up.

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Alright so here it is this time.

SuperSONIC Bacon Double Cheeseburger $7.89
Footlong Quarter Pound Coney $5.19
Ched R Peppers $5.89
Ocean Water $1.99
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subtotal $20.96
Tip (15%) $3.14
Estimated Tax $1.70
Delivery Fee $0.00
Service Fee $3.00
Doordash Pass -$4.00 (estimated)
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Total $24.80

Sonic location (Only 1 near him on Doordash)
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(W/O Kat's order)
(Tax & Service Fee estimations come from my UberEats order from a month ago that had a subtotal of $19.36)
 
He won't wear the vest, hat, and glasses while he eats because that's "fucking stupid" he says with aggression in his voice. This man hates his own gimmicks. Remember any time you're about to get mad at the money he's making, that money comes at the cost of making himself into a clown and he knows and hates this.
 
ENORMOUS shoutout to the amazingly talented and beautifull Kiwis that will clip Dave's face deep throating to a footlong hot-dog covered in chili.

With the previous Indian disaster of clipped images we are in for a treat.
 
He announced that he will take his Cowboy hat off and his glasses off before he FEASTS. What do you think he was an uncivilized pig? I can't wait for the feast.
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Fill Bern El said:
Alright so here it is this time.

SuperSONIC Bacon Double Cheeseburger $7.89
Footlong Quarter Pound Coney $5.19
Ched R Peppers $5.89
Ocean Water $1.99
---
subtotal $20.96
Tip (15%) $3.14
Estimated Tax $1.70
Delivery Fee $0.00
Service Fee $3.00
Doordash Pass -$4.00 (estimated)
---
Total $24.80

Sonic location (Only 1 near him on Doordash)
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(W/O Kat's order)
(Tax & Service Fee estimations come from my UberEats order from a month ago that had a subtotal of $19.36)
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$24 for one meal, ordering both a burger and a hot dog. No wonder this man had gout.
 
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