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" I thought I was going to have to beat someone up!"

LMAO!! Chill out Paul Bunyan don't want you bringing out the hatchet.

"Cops would be here in five minutes!"

X. Isn't Seattle a complete shit show ? From what I seen on the TV Seattle is low on cops because the Governor or Mayor whichever is an idiot and was all on defund the police narrative?

Yeah.. Five minutes. Good luck.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
I'm rubbing my eyes at those tweets.
On the first on he writes: "we can work exclusively on new content."
But on the second one he mentions Fallout NV, Street Fighter and PUBG. What?
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If you check Twitch those are really old / weak games. I just checked Twtich and the other Battle Royal games (Apex and Warzone) draw way more viewers. And here is a small tip fom me Phil: those are F2P games. And Guildy Gear draws quiet a bit of viewers too (and it's new). Is he really trying to hold out for "Broketober" in the hopes the new releases will save his wallet? I guess we can see more of this then


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That's one of the things that really irks me about this overgrown stillborn. The best thing about streaming as a living is that you have your own schedule and it'll work as long as you communicate with your fanbase. So you CAN change games, you CAN go overtime (And quite frankly if the money's coming in, you should go overtime, it's just smart.)

But he's so hung up on these arbitrary stream times that HE HIMSELF SET. "Oh sorry guys, it's this and this time, I gotta get off because my schedule says so.", "Oh, midnight release, well I'll play it in the morning, because that's my schedule." Is he gonna give himself a warning if he does something off-schedule? A trip to HR? A stern talking to?
 
Sukkahousuritari said:
But he's so hung up on these arbitrary stream times that HE HIMSELF SET. "Oh sorry guys, it's this and this time, I gotta get off because my schedule says so.", "Oh, midnight release, well I'll play it in the morning, because that's my schedule." Is he gonna give himself a warning if he does something off-schedule? A trip to HR? A stern talking to?
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The best part is how he can't even show up on time for his own autistic schedule. But you better believe he's clocking out the instant the clock strikes 4
 
Hey guys. Stereotypes. Blacks are criminals, am I right?
ACK ACK ACK ACK.

Thanks for sharing your racism, Phil.
Glad you changed so much!

Min 28:00 if it doesn't load.

Edit: Oh shit, free clocks! Count me in.
 
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ProvenWrong said:
X. Isn't Seattle a complete shit show ? From what I seen on the TV Seattle is low on cops because the Governor or Mayor whichever is an idiot and was all on defund the police narrative?
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Phil's area of Renton is turning into shit. If I was Phil, I would seriously consider moving in the next five years.

He should've stayed in Connecticut. With the money he was pulling down, he could've moved to Kent or Guilford and be sitting on some real money in the next decade.
 
King Nutsack said:
The best part is how he can't even show up on time for his own autistic schedule. But you better believe he's clocking out the instant the clock strikes 4
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And that right there touches on the explanation for his schedule being something he somehow has no control over: he's lying about how it works. He's not required to show up on time, or work a single second past when he wants to, because it's actually meaningless. He just blames it because that's what he always does. That's the reason it even exists, as something to point the finger at.

What's funny is, by having that schedule around as a scapegoat, Phil draws a lot more attention to his bullshit than he normally would. But he does that with a lot of things...
 
bajagoogoo said:
Phil's area of Renton is turning into shit. If I was Phil, I would seriously consider moving in the next five years.

He should've stayed in Connecticut. With the money he was pulling down, he could've moved to Kent or Guilford and be sitting on some real money in the next decade.
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Phil actually thought he would have lower taxes in Seattle, I shit you not.
 
It's funny how completely reflexive it is for Phil to immediately launch into gaslighting his audience about something that he just did seconds ago by saying, "Anyone who thinks what I just said is 'racist' is the racist, because only a RACIST would connect what I said to race!" when what he just said was, "Look out! It's a Black Girl, she's going to rob your ass!"

But that's the kind of asshole Phil is, he goes from zero straight to mental abuse the second his fragile ego is threatened.
 
Prince Lotor said:
It's funny how completely reflexive it is for Phil to immediately launch into gaslighting his audience about something that he just did seconds ago by saying, "Anyone who thinks what I just said is 'racist' is the racist, because only a RACIST would connect what I said to race!" when what he just said was, "Look out! It's a Black Girl, she's going to rob your ass!"

But that's the kind of asshole Phil is, he goes from zero straight to mental abuse the second his fragile ego is threatened.
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He really needs to lay off the gin while he streams. The slurring retard literally can't keep his thoughts from spilling out of his mouth. And I would never suggest some sort of gay ops but it would be terrible if he received a channel strike for racist remarks.
 
NotValKilmer said:
He really needs to lay off the gin while he streams. The slurring retard literally can't keep his thoughts from spilling out of his mouth. And I would never suggest some sort of gay ops but it would be terrible if he received a channel strike for racist remarks.
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isn't gay ops when it isn't just straight forward griefing?

reporting him for being a racist is straight forward, there's no pre planning, you just do it
am i wrong?
 
New content..

FO:NV
SSF2T
Flight Simulator
Medium
PUBG
Halo

New content...

boy, are you retarded or something?

That ME3 stream was...something, I dunno maybe, phil, just maybe, even your little pay piggies have a tolerance threshold for stupidity, just complaining about things to complain about things even if they don't exist, taking 10 times longer to beat a game than the most casual of playthroughs and just barely coherent babbling in circles like a pomeranian on crack.

naw it's probably the beloved game franchise...

EDIT - OH! and the whole getting scared cause he thought someone was breaking in but it was only Kat. This is like an onion, so many layers. How do you immediately associate sounds downstairs when living with someone else as a break-in? Did Zuul kick the door down and slam her shit on the table and yell "PP BURNELL WHERE'S MY SUPPER!!! BOY GIT DOWN HERE!!" ? He was going to have to fight them by locking himself in a room to call the cops? Is he that afraid Kat that he has to jump up when he hears someone come in? Is Cathrine abusing you phil, how many donkey punches did you get fora $7 night stream?
 
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King Nutsack said:
The best part is how he can't even show up on time for his own autistic schedule. But you better believe he's clocking out the instant the clock strikes 4
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But that's Phil all over. He's just that type of guy. He's perfect for sedentary, office based work, punching in numbers and never questioning anything beyond his station.

"These are my contracted hours of employment and these are my contracted responsibilities. I will never go above and beyond what my employer asks of me because that's not what it says on this piece of paper."

Never mind the fact that the stroke-faced weeble is his own employer.
 
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