The Cole Smithey Thread

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Princesswhistlewhacker said:
In the end, as messed up as it is, perhaps things would have turned out better for Chris if he had turned on Barb. Maybe Cole would have let him move in or helped him find somewhere Chris could get some therapy and maybe actually get on his feet. But Cole didn't come out entirely mentally unscathed by his childhood either, and that's the root of why he does messed up things. Not to say that it absolves him from being a turd, it just explains it.
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I don't think it was Barb that really severed the ties between Chris and "The most intelligent film critic in the world of all time" but Bob. Cole has always been a Champagne Socialist and Bob was a redneck from the South. Chris until Bob's death was struggling between that and the more conventionally left-wing beliefs the majority of classic trolls held. It was a losing battle for Bob but Chris not only loved his father, and valued his opinions but needed him around to babysit him. There was really never a time for Cole to "big brother up" and rescue him from Barb. In fact, the death of Bob might have cemented Chris and Barbs relationship more as they had someone to grieve over and relate to on a day to day basis.

Around the time Bob died, Chris was full on entering his Tomgirl phase, years before it was in fashion for the like of Cole's perceived peers and far creepier as Chris started not only still hating the homos as well as other trannies with increased fervour, but all men as well.

I think Cole picked the best path and so far seems to get the best possible ending to his story which even though it doesn't seem as grand, looks monumental in comparison to Barb, Chris and Bob.
 
Doesn't he have a thing where you can pay $400 to hang out with him for a night? I'd be down to do that if I split it with four people, but I think he'd answer all Barb related questions with "no comment".
 
TheFritzFag said:
you gotta wonder whats going through cole's head right now
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A small part of me hoped Chris would try to limp SON1CHU all the way to NYC in his autistic flight from justice and show up at the Blind Tiger looking for Cole
 
Cold Root Beer said:
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Everything about this image is just so fucking funny to me honestly, not only the fact that Chris drew it and genuinely felt Cole owed them money, but just everything in the fucking image. Why does Cole keep his money in a fucking tote, why did he write that all that money was supposed to go to Chris and then change his mind, why is sound coming out of the TV instead of the speakers, why does Cole have a room dedicated to just a TV and fireplace, why does said room have a fucking window that's like 10 feet tall. Everything Chris draws is just so fucking funny and I'm going to miss this retard.
 
Cold Root Beer said:
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this is still, by far, the funniest thing chris has ever drawn imo.

anyways in all likelihood cole probably feels like shit and i respect his privacy here, especially considering he may be a part of an active investigation to some degree. even if he has no interest in being a part of chris and barb's shit, even if he hates barb, there is pretty much no way you could just shrug off the shit that's happened to barb.

yeah, sure, the dude made the cover of a-hole monthly, but he isn't totally devoid of feelings. i hope he ends up alright, he has kind of grown on me now that he mostly just chills and plays bossanova music.
 
Maternal abuse and neglect leaves a lifelong stain on someone's soul. He's probably oscillating between "bitch got hers" and feeling guilty for thinking that, while also reliving old traumas and wishing things had been different.

If he's lucky he's got a convenient dissociative "off" switch somewhere in his brain where he's just distant for a little while.
 
Watcher said:
Two reasons
1. She’s still his mom finding out your half retarded brother raped your mother even if she abused you would still be extremely unsettling emotionally
2. He’s probably going to be blamed by any of the extended family he’s still in contact with and probably some of the people he knows that are aware of the Chris Chan thing about not stopping it. He’ll probably have to defend himself for the rest of his life for not stopping his half retarded brother and putting his mother into an old folk’s home.
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A slight nitpick; Chris isn't Cole's half retarded brother. He's his fully retarded half brother.
 
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I can't tell which bathrobe harpy is supposed to be Chris and Barb. I love how the one of the left he decided at the last minute needed tits too and didn't erase the original line. It would be hilarious if someone changed out the Chris/Barb imagine for the drawing of the "I'm going to cum to the extreme/Ugh my G-spot" picture that someone recently posted.
 
Beautiful Border said:
Was this actually drawn by Chris? There are a few elements in it that don't seem very Chris-like ("piss and burn" doesn't sound like an expression he would use, and I would be surprised if he knows what Carnegie Hall is). I thought Chris didn't have any beef with Cole.
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It was indeed made by Chris, I remember when he first posted it. Chris was under the incorrect assumption that Carnegie Hall was where Cole lived, for some reason. And he had been pestering him both before and after the fire to help him take care of Barb(and himself) so he could have more free time and money to fuck around as he pleased.
 
I know Cole probably wants nothing to do with his retarded half-brother's property, which is probably his being next-of-kin, but the inner salesman in me would be so tempted to put all that shit Chris owns on ebay just to make a killing off of braindead weens.
 
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