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Sender said:
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"Stressful" here just means his horse maid had to carry a new chair upstairs and set it up, but she wouldn't leave her room and so he had to do it instead.
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He’s hyped up other stuff recently as “big improvements to the stream” but the last time I remember him using the phrase “some changes” it was when he said he was going to regularly clean, dust, and disinfect his office at least once every week, which literally never happened, even once. That was also the introduction of the bubble blowing gimmick,iirc
 
King of Super Casualized said:
He’s hyped up other stuff recently as “big improvements to the stream” but the last time I remember him using the phrase “some changes” it was when he said he was going to regularly clean, dust, and disinfect his office at least once every week, which literally never happened, even once. That was also the introduction of the bubble blowing gimmick,iirc
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You are correct. It's Phil, after all. Maybe he got a sports bra for his tits (as if he was that considerate towards his viewers ha!). But I recall him hyping something up for a few days, or perhaps a week, by now.

Also, from a week ago:
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Sender said:
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"Stressful" here just means his horse maid had to carry a new chair upstairs and set it up, but she wouldn't leave her room and so he had to do it instead.
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I hope he got duped into buying some flat pack chair that he had to assemble and the stress was from talking to amazon's refund department in new delhi cause he can't read thaiwanese instructions
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
Phil’s being negative about a new character in street fighter 5….big shocker….his complaints are so shitty and superficial, nobody’s going to remember this character, this one out of many new characters in 5 is somehow like when they made alex the lead of SF3…like Wut

capcom has constantly just thrown shit out there for new characters and don’t really care if they do or don’t return, there’s characters from alpha, 3 and 4 that have never made a 2nd playable appearance, him acting like this character not returning for 6 is some massive L on capcoms part is just stupid, especially when he he also shit on Akira, who was a very hyped character among the fanbase.

he’s just such a negative idiot lol
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But remember, he doesn't care about SFV and won't play it.

Holy fuck this moron likes to clout chase and make everything about him. Find another hobby, Phil.
 
gobsmackedmortician said:
Please be a green screen so we get his fat head over games

Hope jasper rips it
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I don't think the guy who:
-Sticky tapes smoke detectors to his ceiling
-Hasn't updated OBS in years because he prefers "stable" stuff
-Livestreamed his xbox setup
-Didn't change the oil in his car because the dealership didn't call and tell him he needed to
-Was one of the last people to switch from recording his screen to direct capture
-Complained about Sony being shit because you have to put an SSD in your PS5 if you want more space
-Has one of the most hilarious PC desktops I've ever seen, rivaling some 80 yr. old boomer's
-Thinks charging people to wear clothing is going to bring in lots of viewers and big $$$
-And of course didn't check that the camera was off before thinking about the hulkster

is able to handle setting up a green screen to work, let alone use it in any meaningful way. That being said Phil just might be bold enough to milk it in two ways. First by sitting there saying it doesn't work over and over until someone tips him and tells him what to do. Second by charging a $200 tips goal to put a picture of Jasper on the green screen because his fans told him its so cool and positive and they will definitely support him if he does it, so you should too.
 
Alright ladies and gentlemen, let's talk about the elephant in room <snort>. As you can see the tips goal is now two... hundred... dahlurs. That's because the US dahlur is down 6% this year. Every dahlur you tip me is 6% LESS than it was a year ago. Meanwhile my bills are exactly the same!

But, but... <sip>... if we reach the $200 tips goal, as a special reward, I'll rock back and forth on my new chair.

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I thought of a topic during piggy's day off that was interesting to me - what arcs would you like to see the most?

My top 5, ordered by how funny they could be:
  1. Divorce arc
  2. DSP comes out as gay/bi/trans
  3. DSP tries to get a real job and fails
  4. Losing the house, going back to CT
  5. DSP gets hacked, exposing some heinous shit he's been doing behind the scenes
 
Black Jim said:
I thought of a topic during piggy's day off that was interesting to me - what arcs would you like to see the most?

My top 5, ordered by how funny they could be:
  1. Divorce arc
  2. DSP comes out as gay/bi/trans
  3. DSP tries to get a real job and fails
  4. Losing the house, going back to CT
  5. DSP gets hacked, exposing some heinous shit he's been doing behind the scenes
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Khet's sister moving in with them and she randomly runs into Phil's "office" and starts a striptease for the viewers and Phil trying to avert his eyes.
 
And just like clockwork.
Dave tweets around every 2 hours on his day off.
Not only that, but from like 5-6 tweets, every single one of them has some negative annotation to it.
Way to go Mr. "positive and chill" Burnelli.
 
Black Jim said:
I thought of a topic during piggy's day off that was interesting to me - what arcs would you like to see the most?

My top 5, ordered by how funny they could be:
  1. Divorce arc
  2. DSP comes out as gay/bi/trans
  3. DSP tries to get a real job and fails
  4. Losing the house, going back to CT
  5. DSP gets hacked, exposing some heinous shit he's been doing behind the scenes
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Leanna leaving Phil was the best thing that to happened to him. He drank heavily, he was angry at the world, and just generally unhinged. I'm hoping for something similar, but Kat seems to be fine with her situation, sadly.
 
Black Jim said:
I thought of a topic during piggy's day off that was interesting to me - what arcs would you like to see the most?

My top 5, ordered by how funny they could be:
  1. Divorce arc
  2. DSP comes out as gay/bi/trans
  3. DSP tries to get a real job and fails
  4. Losing the house, going back to CT
  5. DSP gets hacked, exposing some heinous shit he's been doing behind the scenes
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1. One of Kat's parents starts hounding DSP to bring their girl back because she "ain't right in the head" or "You dun' married a retard, boy!"
2. DSP getting confronted in real life by anyone with a truth ("You wanna slap little kids, huh?"; "You masturbate for children, huh?").
3. Heart Attack or some other serious health issue + Muh medical bills arc.
 
Madmartigan said:
Viscant is another Marvel player (who actually won MvC3 at EVO) that Phil has history with.
He challenged Phil to a money match at EVO, and Phil responded by suggesting they fight IRL (yes, really, a FITE ME IRL).
Viscant, who actually had some amount of fighting experience (boxing or martial arts idk), accepted and was dead serious about beating the shit out of Phil. Phil would posture as if he was going to go through with the fight for some time, even suggesting that they sign documents to prevent legal action if someone got hurt.
At some point Phil realized how serious Viscant was, and of course was scared shitless. Phil would ask Viscant to pretend that they were going to fight, but instead do DX crotch chops. Viscant told Phil how fucking stupid his idea was and declined.
Viscant eventually dropped the whole thing once he realized how scared Phil was of an actual fight.
Yet another example of Phil talking tough online, then showing what a true little bitch he is in real life.
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I love these stories so much because they feature a Phil Burnell that the world will never, ever see again. He’s allowed his paranoia and fear of the world to steer his ship for so long that there is no reversing it, and he’s going to have to struggle harder and harder to maintain his hikko lifestyle the older he gets.
Black Jim said:
I thought of a topic during piggy's day off that was interesting to me - what arcs would you like to see the most?

My top 5, ordered by how funny they could be:
  1. Divorce arc
  2. DSP comes out as gay/bi/trans
  3. DSP tries to get a real job and fails
  4. Losing the house, going back to CT
  5. DSP gets hacked, exposing some heinous shit he's been doing behind the scenes
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1. Medical emergency (followed by tremendous begging)
2. Significant house repairs (something like a leaking pipe growing mold in his walls - unable to stream due to workmen in his house, more insane begging)
3. IRS audit
4. Someone who knows/knew Phil joins the Farms, gets verified, spills tea, Phil shits his pants
5. Phil clout chases the wrong person on Twitter and they humiliate him in front of the entire internet
 
Black Jim said:
I thought of a topic during piggy's day off that was interesting to me - what arcs would you like to see the most?

My top 5, ordered by how funny they could be:
  1. Divorce arc
  2. DSP comes out as gay/bi/trans
  3. DSP tries to get a real job and fails
  4. Losing the house, going back to CT
  5. DSP gets hacked, exposing some heinous shit he's been doing behind the scenes
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YT makes him virally popular, becomes the next pewdiepie. Has sponsorship offers coming out his ass, all his bills are paid EARLY. Charity streams become the norm because he's so filthy stinking rich Jeff Bezos asked him for a business loan. Throws some money at wings to get that surgery and gets him a house close by (but not too close got to have that privacy and distance dood) so they can play COD and R6 Siege together. His hateboner for RTU is never satisfied but occasionally wings will mention him to Phil.

Kat becomes one of the board members for kroger and thanks to her profits are up a million percent and kroger is set to acquire walmart in a hostile takeover.

Jaspers a cat, he gets what every cat wants. Boxes to play in, fresh litter to poop in and nice windows to look out of.
 
Phil losing his condo would be amazing, because then he loses Katherine, and there is no way for him to get out of feeling humiliated by either one. It's the greatest L that he could possibly take.

It's also inevitable. The only way to stop it now is if he happens to keel over first, which, if it happens on stream, will eclipse The Incident.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I doubt he is gonna get a second oopsie no monies considering his massive amounts of income. I also think he will never qualify for any credit cards or loans after what midfirst bank is about to do to him with the Connecticut condo
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They started throwing credit cards at DSP the moment his bankruptcy was finished.

You have to realize that DSP is the PERFECT credit card customer.

1) He will make the minimum payments forever, thus maximum interest.
2) He can't even attempt to discharge the debt for 7 more years.

Here is Elizabeth Warren in her pre-Pocohantas days explaining that credit cards make most of their money from the DSP's of the world.

 
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