Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

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If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 176 27.1%
  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 473 72.9%

  • Total voters
    649
So now I know that July 31st is National Orgasm Day.....fucking Derich
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Thanks for not contributing anything Derich other than just repeating what these whores said
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Derich tagged whores who he'd want to see on porndudecasting only for whores to say how it's a shit studio
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I find it amusing that as retarded as Derich is, he still gets more responses than Jackie. Though that's probably because Jackie comes off as a sexual predator and Derich probably isn't sending dick pics or sending any other stalkerish type DMs which Jackie probably does
 
Even coomers get their own day now? We really do live in the age of nonsense...

Derich probably gets more responses than Jackie because they're both spergs, but Derich has probably gone through the therapy on how to socialize and Jackie hasn't. The way autistic people are taught to socialize is very methodical and calculated, wait for the other person to say something, then parrot it back to them in an affirming manner. It's meant to help them blend in socially, but you can see the limitations of it, especially when it's used on retarded whores.
 
I am trying to think of something witty to say about Derich but ehh fuck it he's a pervert and the Toronto PD should have their eye on him as the next incel jihadi
 
I for one am glad he no longer words around children, that period when he was working at Toys R Us (for free) was pretty scary.
 
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Only retards like Derich find Phil's Flight Sim playthrough fun
If it was someone other than Derich, that that emote after "excited" would've been seen as sarcasm.
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Only retards like Derich find Phil's Flight Sim playthrough fun
If it was someone other than Derich, that that emote after "excited" would've been seen as sarcasm.
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Derich I noticed has very sided conversations. He either repeats what they said, or asks a weird open ended question hoping for further conversation.
 
Even coomers get their own day now? We really do live in the age of nonsense...

Derich probably gets more responses than Jackie because they're both spergs, but Derich has probably gone through the therapy on how to socialize and Jackie hasn't. The way autistic people are taught to socialize is very methodical and calculated, wait for the other person to say something, then parrot it back to them in an affirming manner. It's meant to help them blend in socially, but you can see the limitations of it, especially when it's used on retarded whores.
Also Derich's completely emotionally detached from his coom-clout-posting, so he wins by sheer number of interactions he has. He just grinds constantly, not really giving a shit if he gets ignored or whatever.

Jackie on the other hand is almost dangling from a rope every single day when he doesn't get enough responses. Asian productivity defeats all.
 
Derich I noticed has very sided conversations. He either repeats what they said, or asks a weird open ended question hoping for further conversation.
Yes Derich definitely has one sided conversations AuthenticItalian, do you think he repeates what they say or maybe he asks open ended questions hoping for further conversation? They must be very good questions AuthenticItalian.
 
Doesn't matter how long I've been doing this, Derich's autism never fails to make me question how someone could be this retarded with how they speak with others, especially when it comes to this type of shit
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This post by Jerkmate TV made me laugh....
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Something I haven't seen in a while.....Derich cooming to a hot chick
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On an unrelated note, I'd like to say that being roped in with OIC's autistic gayops made me realize that I'm better off focusing my efforts on continuing to document and laugh at the Jackie and Derich show.......At least for the time being. So for once, I was extremely happy to see Derich's deranged twitter as well as Jackie's hopeless attempts at "romance"
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This post by Jerkmate TV made me laugh....
Something I haven't seen in a while.....Derich cooming to a hot chick
On an unrelated note, I'd like to say that being roped in with OIC's autistic gayops made me realize that I'm better off focusing my efforts on continuing to document and laugh at the Jackie and Derich show.......At least for the time being. So for once, I was extremely happy to see Derich's deranged twitter as well as Jackie's hopeless attempts at "romance"
I'm rootin' for you Derish!
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You know the old cliché, "I bet you say that to all the girls"? Derich and Jackie literally say the exact same thing to all the girls.

Shout out to [insert porn star]! You are extremely beautiful and talented.

In my opinion, doing a bunch of drugs and getting your asshole gaped open isn't really a talent. Catching herpes isn't a talent. Drinking piss isn't a talent. You can pick up girl off the street and she would be physically able to take her clothes off and touch herself. There is no talent involved.

And beautiful? There are basically two types of girls who do porn. The first is victims of childhood sexual abuse who then learn to weaponize their sexuality. They then grow up and monetize their sex this was the majority for the longest time. With improvements to the Internet in the last decade, there has been an influx of the second type. Ugly bitches. These crooked toothed, mole covered, fat, no tittied, tail having, hoes got no action in High School. Boys made fun of them. Girls made fun of them. But when they go on the internet, there will always be a Jackie or a Derich who will give them money to take off their clothes and show off those disgusting tits and lumpy asses.
 
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