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Iron Hamster said:
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So..........every day then.
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That's right DSP, nothing of interest or merit in the gaming world ever happens the other six days a week. No announcements, no releases, no controversies.

Fuckin narcissist

EDIT: This is such a stupid fucking thing to say because the CEO's stepping down in light of sexual harassment allegations and a very public walkout by staff. The walkout happened yesterday. The allegations were earlier in the week. Did he mention it at all on his stream? I'm assuming not. Either way none of that happened on Tuesday. Stop the day-drinking, Phil
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
He has probably screwed himself out of doing any other kind of job by not having something just entry level and for long periods of time. The other thing that really screwed him over was the bankruptcy and revealing how little he does small business wise for his "company". He could easily fill a resume out of things he had to do for his youtube channel that could be put into small business terms that could help him transition over to a corporate job.
(All of this being listed out would be under the assumption that he is competent)
-Managing invoices and shipping with new games and systems being delivered to his house
- Tracking and covering news in related fields
- Dealing with customer service and social media for promotion
- Creating and managing income statements and balance sheets
- Dealing with legal procedures from bankruptcy to copyright law
- Moving business headquarters and dealing with different state laws
- Scheduling and planning out streams and uploads to maximize views for show



These could be easy resume fillers that would allow for a 10+ gap of time in the workforce that could help you not have to take an entry level job but Phil decided that back up plans are for idiots and relying on lonely retards on the internet tipping you until they become bankrupt was the better route
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It's nice that you're :optimistic: about Phil's potential resume, but he'd die in an interview if he was asked about what exactly any of that entailed. Watching Amazon status updates, posting Tweets that get no attention, budgeting yourself into bankruptcy, not even having a layman's understanding of law, moving to a different state and getting bamboozled by local tax law, and showing up late to your own work schedule and completely ignoring trends in your own market would get you laughed out of any middle class income job.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I really want Phil to work one week at a UPS preload facility. Those people hire anyone who can fog up a mirror with their breath and they would work him like he has never been worked before. Just the amount of complaining he would do for years after his one week would be hilarious
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Phil would promptly try to slide the first package on the bottom of the stack causing the whole thing to collapse and bury him, and his supervisor to simply scream at him to get back on the unload.
 
Hold up, Dark cries on stream again and there’s no clip of it? I’ve been scouring YouTube and haven’t been able to find a video of it.

By the way, interesting he cries on a historically low “support” stream. An amount that used to be the norm 2-3 years ago.
 
Gramh said:
It's nice that you're :optimistic: about Phil's potential resume, but he'd die in an interview if he was asked about what exactly any of that entailed. Watching Amazon status updates, posting Tweets that get no attention, budgeting yourself into bankruptcy, not even having a layman's understanding of law, moving to a different state and getting bamboozled by local tax law, and showing up late to your own work schedule and completely ignoring trends in your own market would get you laughed out of any middle class income job.
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Ahh see thats where I gave myself room. I listed all that out after saying assuming Phil was competent. Since he isn't competent, he can't claim any of these things for a resume so he would never get an interview for those positions
 
MoonRocker said:
Hold up, Dark cries on stream again and there’s no clip of it? I’ve been scouring YouTube and haven’t been able to find a video of it.

By the way, interesting he cries on a historically low “support” stream. An amount that used to be the norm 2-3 years ago.
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Not sure what the context is. The rock man saying goodbye to the regular man or something.
 
So DSP gets his gaming news from Kotaku, which would explain A LOT.

JAB "stepping down" which, outside an OBVIOUS PR damage control move, (not the topic so moving on) this was reported in other places besides gaming news sites.

This has been a running story he had extremely made up examples, bodering on slander takes and "yikes". Does he think AB was like "DSP is off let's announce jab is stepping down", there's a difference between narcissism and mental retardation.

I know it's "old" but I was away, I did see a clip of him begging during mass effect 3. He really does just say words huh? He says that his chat asked for ME1, 2 and 3...phil, yes they asked for 2 and you skipped it. You said it yourself, you don't see the problem and you're taking as long as a completionist run to do the bare minimum.

oh and he's really trying to clout chase max...AGAIN. Thats nice, So how long till he goes on some rant about how real he is and other streamers who have this professional set up, editors and get things for free are just paid shills?

Seeing how much he clout chases twitter I will not be surprised in the least if he jumps on the "oh no the new car smell has worn away from Guilty Gear Strive and it's a game being carried by it's netcode and titanic'ed by it's overly entry-level accessibility, too easy rank progression, shit balance and shitty lobbies" wagon having avoided the game like he does human interaction. BUT while others have said this for a while now it's only getting attention cause sonicfox said something.

And well, black non-binary furry. The amount of nail biting that would happen, I don't think Phil would have a hoof left if he addressed sonic fox.
 
Phil never got to say goodbye to Rambo before him stabbing him in the back ............. crying because no one bought those t-shirts he had made up
 
cloud chasing little parasite

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PieceofShet said:
Because when you think about Blizzard games, you think about DSP.

OR

DSP love kicking people when they down. That makes him happy.

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I know the world is dying to hear what pearls of widsom with regards to Blizz being a shithole. It's taken him a whole week to get an opinion about one of the biggest scandals in a sinking ship of a studio and only now Phil's mushy brain is starting to put a couple of thoughts together. I'm sure his half-hour rant tomorrow will be rehashing the kotaku article and ranting about how blizz hasn't made a good game in years because that's the only line he can come out with.
 
tomstone said:
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People should show Phil the clip of Max insulting him.

I can't find the clip but Max said in one of his streams "I don't want to do the DSP method and spam-like 100 videos."

However, I did get this one. Which is more Max taking satisfaction in Phil getting trolled. Seems like no one likes Phil.

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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
When was the last time Phil has talked about/cared about MVSC 2? He hated MVSC 3 and Infinite and I remember him playing MVSC 2 with some guys(back in the camcorder days)and they were ragging on him.
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He could reinstall it and fire it up whenever he wanted but he wouldn’t because he hasn’t played it in years and the CPU would push his shit in. And he knows it.
 
Filthy Greenskin said:
I know the world is dying to hear what pearls of widsom with regards to Blizz being a shithole. It's taken him a whole week to get an opinion about one of the biggest scandals in a sinking ship of a studio and only now Phil's mushy brain is starting to put a couple of thoughts together. I'm sure his half-hour rant tomorrow will be rehashing the kotaku article and ranting about how blizz hasn't made a good game in years because that's the only line he can come out with.
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we already got some wisdom on the Acti-Blizz scandal but, SHOCKER! he had his facts completely wrong to the point where it seemed like he was making up stuff but then even though this has been an on going major story that extended far past his little "gaming news"verse he only says something when it's on the trending tab.

I predict tomorrow is going to be about how he used to play wow all the time and how he played Diablo 2 all the time, then get distracted cause Diablo Immortal was delayed. He won't know what that is and while a huge fan of blizzard he'll claim no one knows what that is ack ack ack mobile game. Then some barely coherent rambling about blizzard.
 
an HR disaster and the head of HR steps down, 3 people "left" today 1 was has been planning on leaving for a while. But yes phil, this is being gutted not the great Riot exodus or the fallout from project titan.

What does his day off have to do with anything?
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