🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Sigyn said:
Agreed. Can we talk about how little Connor knows about the female anatomy? I lol'd at "I don't know if she even douches"
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I am so glad I was not the only one who noticed that.

Also I would like to discuss that his sick burns include shit I remember from middle-school lunchrooms in 1990.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
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*looks at the 477 page Connor thread*

:|

What in the living fuck are they doing?
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Trolling him.
Connor's mum: "Connor sweetie, it'll really impress them if you say that you fucked Null's mum. Trust me, I'm an adult with life experience and stuff."

10 minutes later: "MUM YOU BETRAYED ME AGAIN YOU BITCH!!!!! all women are sluts."
 
Zeorus said:
Especially disappointing when you consider he wasn't even born in 1990. His insults are so dated they're pre-natal.
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In general @Connor Bible seems to be fixated on stuff that would make him seem to be born in the 70s, like molly ringwalds navel and his soundtrack. Were his parents too poor to expose him to things after 1990
 
Someone should tell Connor that he can't reach maximum edge without begging his mom and his therapist for sex.
 
http://www.medicinenet.com/vaginal_douche_douching/article.htm

Is douching safe?
The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) as well as most physicians recommend that women avoid the practice. Douching can change the delicate balance of vaginal flora (organisms that live in the vagina) and acidity in a healthy vagina. One way to look at it is in a healthy vagina there are both good and bad bacteria. A balance of the level of bacteria types helps maintain an acidic environment. Any changes can cause an overgrowth of bad bacteria which can lead to a yeast infection or bacterial vaginosis. Plus, if you have a vaginal infection, douching can push the bacteria causing the infection further up into the uterus, fallopian (fuh-LOH-pee-uhn) tubes, and ovaries.
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You know, Null's mom might actually have had the right idea. Don't judge, Connor.
 
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A bit late, but it seems Edgy Connor has taken over his Facebook.
 

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Connor Bible said:
Seriously, I'd probably snap if I took five classes in one semester, had a minimum wage job AND was writing. Wouldn't exactly get along with friends and family well, either.
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During our first year of marriage my wife worked three jobs and went to school full time. I worked two jobs and took care of our house. You're just a lazy little cunt rag who makes excuses instead of buckling down and getting shit done. You have no work ethic and you expect everything to be handed to you. You think you're a special little snowflake who shouldn't be expected to put forth any kind of effort or work as hard as everyone else. This is a major reason for your lolcow status and the contributing factor to your life being worthless. And if you don't change and start busting your ass, you're going to be lonely and miserable for the rest of life, because once your parents die or wise up and stop supporting your lazy ass, all you're going to have is you to rely on to keep your head above water. And with how unreliable, unskilled, and lazy you are you're gonna fuckin' drown real fuckin' fast. Believe it. You have no work ethic, no life skills, and no street smarts, and that's a formula for absolute failure once you're on your own.
 
The Dude said:
During our first year of marriage my wife worked three jobs and went to school full time. I worked two jobs and took care of our house. You're just a lazy little cunt rag who makes excuses instead of buckling down and getting shit done. You have no work ethic and you expect everything to be handed to you. You think you're a special little snowflake who shouldn't be expected to put forth any kind of effort or work as hard as everyone else. This is a major reason for your lolcow status and the contributing factor to your life being worthless. And if you don't change and start busting your ass, you're going to be lonely and miserable for the rest of life, because once your parents die or wise up and stop supporting your lazy ass, all you're going to have is you to rely on to keep your head above water. And with how unreliable, unskilled, and lazy you are you're gonna fuckin' drown real fuckin' fast. Believe it. You have no work ethic, no life skills, and no street smarts, and that's a formula for absolute failure once you're on your own.
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We've all tried to tell him these things but it's like talking to a brick wall. He knows that nothing is expected of him, and he has food to eat every day and a place to sleep, so why put effort in to anything?

In 5 years he will be a tranny diaper fur whining about oppression on twitter. Mark my words.
 
Connor Bible said:
Her pussy was so huge and sloppy I had to tie a Hefty bag around my dick. I had to wash it, too, cause I'm not sure she even douches.
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Just for anyone wondering, the vagina is self-cleaning and "douching" or using other types of feminine wash actually disrupt the natural bacteria and can make things smell a lot worse and get a lot less hygienic. It can actually become a vicious cycle - woman is paranoid about her natural scent, uses douche, smell gets worse, uses douche - etc. As long as she showers regularly and doesn't neglect the area between her legs entirely, she should be fine - provided there's nothing legitimately wrong like a yeast infection.

The More You Know
 
autisticdragonkin said:
In general @Connor Bible seems to be fixated on stuff that would make him seem to be born in the 70s, like molly ringwalds navel and his soundtrack. Were his parents too poor to expose him to things after 1990
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I'm thinking he thinks it makes him seem more worldly, to talk as if he's wise beyond his years

It kind of backfires when he hasn't even seen Breakfast Club though
 
Silver said:
I'm thinking he thinks it makes him seem more worldly, to talk as if he's wise beyond his years

It kind of backfires when he hasn't even seen Breakfast Club though
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That was her best movie! How...he...for fuck sake!
 
I, for one, hope Connor comes back and posts soon. He's always welcome here, whether he wants some tips and tricks for fiction writing, or just feels like kicking back and chillaxing with the Kiwi Krew. ™
 
Someone whose own junk smells like "death" should not speculate on the cleanliness of another person's genitalia. People in glass houses and all that.
 
Silver said:
I'm thinking he thinks it makes him seem more worldly, to talk as if he's wise beyond his years

It kind of backfires when he hasn't even seen Breakfast Club though
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Wait, what?

Which movie does his Molly Ringwald obsession come from then?
 
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