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ToxicCatnip said:
EXACTLY. Im a fucking tankie for christ sake and even I know this freakshow amalgamation doesnt deserve his "real" pronoun
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Michaelsoft said:
Holy shit I leave the site for six fucking months and look at all this shit Chris has gotten himself into

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This isn't his mugshot. This is just a low quality picture that was already out there, that got plastered on a front page.
His actual mugshot is published on the inmate info page

 
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a 'react andy' female said:
okay so i have always heard of chris-chan and sonichu memes since i don't live under a fucking rock. but i never really followed his shit, and never really knew anything else. now shit is blowing up like explosive diarrhea everywhere and i have no fucking idea what is going on and who he really is. where do i go now..
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1. peruse the CWCwiki.
2. youll def find some asshole on the internet reading off the history of this man. try "Let Me Tell You About". theyre not the most indepth but they also dont pull punches and are generally entertaining, that should get you up to speed.
 
Clockwork_PurBle said:
If he just keeps rambling like that he will definitely get an "incompetent to stand trial" ruling, at which point he'll be hauled off to a state hospital indefinitely and the case is at a standstill. When this happens the goal is to restore competency so they can get the ball rolling again. In jail he will have 0 access to "consoom product" which could ultimately be positive for him going forward. At a hospital he's likely to have some rec time (if he's earned it) where he could maybe watch cartoons on a TV but that would be it.
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Just take a look at methheads, and the absolutely insane paranoid delusions they think up while tweaking. Police have heard anything and everything under the sun about stories and delusional ramblings.

Chris will only get the incompetent ruling if he's legitimate crazy, which he is not. It doesn't matter if there's 12 hours of him yammering on about Pokemon, the fact that his actions showed that he is in complete understanding of them.

For example, they make sure to go over things like EPOs like talking to a small animal or child. If Chris didn't understand it, he'd do crazy things like try to get in contact with Barb. Remember, this is a guy that freaked out because she didn't answer the phone right away while he's out, and constantly has to check in. If Chris's "feeble, child like mind" couldn't understand the EPO, he'd be calling hospitals and nursing homes all over to see if Barb's there. Also add in that Chris had an excuse ready to go when confronted about the money theft, a typical Chris excuse at that.

"Sonichu told me not to clean the house" will be rebutted by his classes about elder care and dementia that he took a few years ago. He can pay bills, he can provide food, he can manage money, he hasn't been arrested for things like screaming about Snyder while waving his penis at traffic.

Just because he likes to ramble on about his imaginary worlds doesn't mean dick in the justice world.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
1. peruse the CWCwiki.
2. youll def find some asshole on the internet reading off the history of this man. try "Let Me Tell You About". theyre not the most indepth but they also dont pull punches and are generally entertaining, that should get you up to speed.
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i saw a playlist of like 40 part doc series on youtube each one is like a fucking hour. thats not the same one i assume right
 
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