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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
I wonder what happened to all of his viewers from Twitch. That chat was basically just sneak-dissing him or talking about other things, youtube chat is so barren. Just goes to show how fucked up his revenue source is: participation has decreased, viewership has decreased but income has increased.
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Anyone know if it's possible to overlay the chat using FFMPEG via a linux command line? Raw runs really lean.
 
arrivefriday said:
Man oh man, what the fuck did he just say on the pre-stream just now? Cobwebs after cleaning the ceiling in his fucking house?
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And something about please give me money but know that if you do be as anonymous as possible because a bunch of people will come after you and ruin your life.

Quite the endorsement by the way. Who wouldn't want to give him money after hearing that?
 
Holy shit shut the fuck up about The Ascent already. If you don't want to play the game then don't fucking play it.

Also it sounds like Phil read my post from last night about Steam reviews. According to DSP, people got the game from GamePass and because it was free started 'kissing the game's butt' and then ran over to Steam to leave positive reviews for the game.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
And something about please give me money but know that if you do be as anonymous as possible because a bunch of people will come after you and ruin your life.

Quite the endorsement by the way. Who wouldn't want to give him money after hearing that?
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Oh yeah, I'm still wrapping my head around the cobwebs, that part didn't even register into my brain.

So two adults and a fucking cat, none of these adults clean their fuckin house. I knew DSP was lazy and that his ahffice was nasty but seriously, why would anyone want to live in utter filth?

I've been depressed and yadayada didn't clean my apartment or whatever but DSP reminds us all the time that he's supposedly happier than he's ever been. PHAT fucking X on that one, Dave.
 
Phil has it ingrained in his DNA to be a contrarian by default. That wouldn't be an issue if he could back up the shit he said but he can't because he is usually talking out his ass.

Also, him talking about "hype" when he relies on "hot new releases" to generate tips for him is very hypocritical.

Yes, the Ascent could be an ass, and it probably is but Phil is the last person who should be talking about it when he went after "reviewers" for enjoying games he hated.

He goes from telling people to not listen to "paid shill reviewers" to looking at their reviews and saying "the ascent isn't looking very good".

Fuck off Phil you are so hypocritical and that's why it's easy to make fun of you.
 
Coke Zero said:
I like the soundboard stuff. If anyone really wants to watch raw, unedited phil there's a youtube channel called DSPGaming where you can go watch him all you want.
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I have no idea how anyone can listen to his rants with all the sound effect shit going on, like it'll blend into what he's saying and you can't understand shit

"Uhh Snowkarl, shut up about WHY AM I TOXIC just because you think BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (X to doubt image covering the whole screen) and that goes for you and anyone else, if you want to bring up and talk about shit from the past, in particular THEY SAY PHIL WHENEVER I DONATE TO YOU IT SEEMS LIKE A BLACK HOLE so whenever I DONT HAVE MONEY TO DO IT I DONT HAVE MONEY TO DO IT I DONT HAVE MONEY TO DO IT I DONT HAVE MONEY TO DO IT you dumbfuck idiots, alright? nuhuhuhuhu"
 
SnowKarl said Phil's transition to YT proves that content creators can be successful without Twitch. This caused Phil to launch into a massive tirade about how much less money he's making on YT. Phil is a successful business owner, except when he's not.

Phil claims that not even he himself knows the YT/creator split for superchats and memberships. Therefore, idiot trolls can't count them.

PayPal fees are WAAAAAAAAAY too complicated to calculate. Also chargebacks.

Sounds like someone got triggered by @Piece of Peace 's round up video.
 
Dread Pirate Retard said:
Phil claims that not even he himself knows the YT/creator split for superchats and memberships. Therefore, idiot trolls can't count them.

PayPal fees are also WAAAAAAAAAY too complicated to calculate.
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I can see his point as absolutely nobody but him gets to deal with them. They are strictly a Phail Exclusive. *rolling eyes thingy*
Has. to. prove. his. stupidity. daily.


Also, data scraping accuracy confirmed!
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Phil claims that not even he himself knows the YT/creator split for superchats and memberships. Therefore, idiot trolls can't count them.

PayPal fees are also WAAAAAAAAAY too complicated to calculate.
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Basic math is not allowed in the United States of Pigroach. You could hear him stammering on trying to bullshit up why people couldn't estimate his monthly income. The whole "you have to be a stalker" thing is just him coping hard. GUYS HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH HE MAKES!!! WOAH DOOOD NO WAY!!! Thank god we have honest Phil Burnell to tell us he has no idea how much he makes, sounds like a successful CEO right here.
 
Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Basic math is not allowed in the United States of Pigroach. You could hear him stammering on trying to bullshit up why people couldn't estimate his monthly income. The whole "you have to be a stalker" thing is just him coping hard. GUYS HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH HE MAKES!!! WOAH DOOOD NO WAY!!! Thank god we have honest Phil Burnell to tell us he has no idea how much he makes, sounds like a successful CEO right here.
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I have no idea how much money I am making but I can say for certain that I need exactly $100 $150 dollars each stream to pay my bills. Makes sense if you don't think about it.
 
Holy crap, his prestream please tip me but be anonymous so you don't get "harrassed" is pathetic. Only like 5 people actually like him at this point

Dread Pirate Retard said:
I have no idea how much money I am making but I can say for certain I need exactly $100 $150 dollars each stream to pay my bills. Makes sense if you don't think about it.
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It makes sense when you line it up with WWE Champions releases
 
PieceofShet said:
Finally the chargeback saga is back. Or is it?
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I've got a feeling DSP is waiting to bring that back for when he needs even more money. He'll claim he got hit with a large amount of chargebacks and that he REALLY needs a large amount of money soon for his "bills". The paypigs will feel sorry for Phil for being a victim of the evil trolls then they'll step up. The gout pig will laugh all the way to the bank.
 
Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Phil has it ingrained in his DNA to be a contrarian by default. That wouldn't be an issue if he could back up the shit he said but he can't because he is usually talking out his ass.

Also, him talking about "hype" when he relies on "hot new releases" to generate tips for him is very hypocritical.

Yes, the Ascent could be an ass, and it probably is but Phil is the last person who should be talking about it when he went after "reviewers" for enjoying games he hated.

He goes from telling people to not listen to "paid shill reviewers" to looking at their reviews and saying "the ascent isn't looking very good".

Fuck off Phil you are so hypocritical and that's why it's easy to make fun of you.
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He so desperately wants to be a paid game reviewer himself. He thought for sure he'd be a major influencer by now with a talk show or the like.
 
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