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Ddm just needs to stop the chainsaw and lawn mower and its fine, its fucking obnoxious. The memes are funny as fuck though. Take it as constructive advice, im usually there anyway if i cbf trolling in Daves chat
 
FaXmachine said:
Could someone screenshot the page? Apparently you need to have an account to view things.

Also in regards to The Ascent, is the game difficult? I just can't see Phil not wanting to play something hyped unless it requires any sort of skill. Looking at the Steam reviews the game looks decent, just as others have said.

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Here's the bit about the Helicopter company Phil and his father worked at:

Helicopter Support Inc​


Total Duration 4 yrs​




  • Title Operations Material/Logistics Manager​


    Dates Employed 2007 – 2009​


    Employment Duration 2 yrs​


    Location Trumbull, CT​


    Supervised material/logistics unit charged with driving the long-term material forecast and production planning for high-profile, high-value materials. Developed outside suppliers for new and refurbished material requirements including coordination of engineering support and quality audits
    • Coordinated operations, production, purchasing, and material control teams producing $6M in inventory savings through implementing single point of forecasting as a standard work process.
    • Introduced strategic material flow and inventory management using Lean methods including JIT, kanban, and pull systems, resulting in a 18% decrease in product flow time from 140 to 115 days. …




  • Title Customer Support Manager​


    Dates Employed 2005 – 2007​


    Employment Duration 2 yrs​


    Location Trumbull, CT​


    Managed and supervised a three member team in a 24/7 aircraft customer support unit with responsibility for a $125M rotating pool of capital assets and direct P&L accountability for the Power Train Assurance Program providing support to the world wide S76 aircraft fleet.
    • Launched the first PTA program forecast, improving on time delivery by 35% from 96 deliveries to 132 per year.
    • Increased sales by 10% in one year through direct customer contact utilizing Question Based Selling techniques.
    • Drove negotiations with international suppliers, increasing fleet readiness rate from 82% to 90%.
    • Supervised associates on 3 programs including 25 aircraft customer accounts for all commercial aircraft models.

    Continuous Improvement Leader​


    Company Name

    Helicopter Support Inc

    Dates Employed Mar 2009 – Jul 2012​


    Employment Duration 3 yrs 5 mos​


    Location Trumbull, CT​



    Provided leadership and supervised Continuous Improvement team members including cross-functional teams focused on daily operations linking manufacturing with all business functions across the supply chain utilizing Lean and Six Sigma methods. Developed, implemented, and instructed programs in ACE (Achieving Competitive Excellence), Lean, and Six Sigma across the enterprise. Developed and implemented internal and external metrics tracking program including Root Cause Analysis and Mistake-proofing targeting missed metric goals. Facilitated all Root Cause Analysis projects diagnosing issues in field product failure, material issues, assembly processing drift, business processes, and all internal failure modes using FMEA, Ishikawa, and other analysis tools. Led and directed all brainstorming and mistake-proofing implementations as well as tracking and follow up for effectiveness of the implementations.
    • Established SPC program identifying and removing excess testing for a $240,000 yearly savings.
    • Drove cross-functional teams achieving $3M inventory reduction through pull system implementation.
    • Spearheaded Kaizen events resulting in a 28% flow time reduction from 115 to 83 days.
    • Developed an enterprise wide metrics package aligning financial, operational, and customer objectives from the executive level to the shop floor.

 

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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Phil is not engaging with the simulation mechanics AT ALL. Easy mode, communications muted, baffled that his audience wants to see the view from the cockpit, quits out or intentionally crashes rather than trying to land, etc. He could have saved himself however much he spent on the Series X and just done a Google Maps + Wikipedia stream or even better played Geo Guesser.

"I didn't know that. I didn't know New Zealand was right near Australia like that. I had no clue."

Now I am genuinely curious where he thought New Zealand was.
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Some people get autistic about trains I get kind of autistic about planes and flight sims so here's a quick autistic run down of all the things he's doing wrong.

I know its just a game and vidya games are not serious business but for someone who routinely uses the expression "not the way the game's meant to be played" I think this is warranted.

Trying to take a 747 on a grass field landing strip.
Overspeed, ok that ticking noise can be kinda scary first time you hear it but yes there is speed limits in airspaces. Generally 250knts or less for under 10,000 feet.
Stalling and then nosediving repeatedly. His flights would make you queezy and sick.

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The VS to the right is the vertical speed. Do I need to explain why trying to climb 2415 feet per minute at 91 knts is a bad idea?

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Auto-pilot, apparently. It's like MLB: The Show, but with even more of an easy mode.
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The autopilot still takes a bit of configuring if you're just flying around aimlessly like Phil does, its still dials and switches and stuff.
JimiHendrix said:
a female fan once painted him a picture with her fat fucking tits.
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Like using her boobs instead of a paintbrush? That sounds kinda hot and fucked up, I'll take 3.

KatAgreesWithMe said:
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Was Phil one of those 7 to get reduced? :story:
 
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So, Phil's dad managed a customer support team, got a promotion, used his influence to get his son a job in customer support, and Phil managed to lose a comfortable position despite having nepotism on his side and likely made his dad look bad.

God, this oddly shaped Polack loves shooting himself in the foot.
 
Phail won't know what to do with all the cash he gets from his father working at that cleaning supply juggernaut. Large inheritance DEBUNKED

tripmix said:
Some people get autistic about trains I get kind of autistic about planes and flight sims
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I can get autistic about automobiles. We could all get together and make a movie. :story:
 
PenskeMaterial said:
So, Phil's dad managed a customer support team, got a promotion, used his influence to get his son a job in customer support, and Phil managed to lose a comfortable position despite having nepotism on his side and likely made his dad look bad.

God, this oddly shaped Polack loves shooting himself in the foot.
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No you see, working at a job requires actual work, not telling everyone they are wrong, and some form of shame. Phil has none of these

Iron Hamster said:
Phail won't know what to do with all the cash he gets from his father working at that cleaning supply juggernaut. Large inheritance DEBUNKED
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Doesn't mean he hasn't saved up a lot of money for an inheritance. Also Phil's definition of large might be different to what we think is large
 
PenskeMaterial said:
So, Phil's dad managed a customer support team, got a promotion, used his influence to get his son a job in customer support, and Phil managed to lose a comfortable position despite having nepotism on his side and likely made his dad look bad.

God, this oddly shaped Polack loves shooting himself in the foot.
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I'm dead certain that a lack of productivity and a major fuck up on whatever paperwork he had to do was the reason they fired him.

As for him telling the story, Phil really should've just never mentioned it, because as soon as it was discovered that his dad got him the job, there was no such thing as spinning it in a positive way. Especially since it was the last time he was gainfully employed, and has had to rely on the internet ever since then. And I mean it when I say "had to". Phil is way too dumb to make it as anything but a joke.
 
PenskeMaterial said:
So, Phil's dad managed a customer support team, got a promotion, used his influence to get his son a job in customer support, and Phil managed to lose a comfortable position despite having nepotism on his side and likely made his dad look bad.

God, this oddly shaped Polack loves shooting himself in the foot.
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God, imagine having to talk to that retard for customer support... "Uhh whatever the issue is, it is 100% your fault and we have done everything correct! Thanks for the money dummy and go fuck yourself! ACK ACK ACK, did I handle that pretty good dad?"
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I'm dead certain that a lack of productivity and a major fuck up on whatever paperwork he had to do was the reason they fired him.

As for him telling the story, Phil really should've just never mentioned it, because as soon as it was discovered that his dad got him the job, there was no such thing as spinning it in a positive way. Especially since it was the last time he was gainfully employed, and has had to rely on the internet ever since then. And I mean it when I say "had to". Phil is way too dumb to make it as anything but a joke.
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He has looser lips than Chris Chan, his ego drives him to divulge information about himself.
 
PenskeMaterial said:
So, Phil's dad managed a customer support team, got a promotion, used his influence to get his son a job in customer support, and Phil managed to lose a comfortable position despite having nepotism on his side and likely made his dad look bad.

God, this oddly shaped Polack loves shooting himself in the foot.
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well i mean can you blame him, probably didnt think anything was wrong with him, spend everyday with him phil was probably able to converse with his dad quite easily but theres no way phil wasnt a socially awkward nudnik that noone wants to talk to when he was at work
 
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Alex Mercer said:
God, imagine having to talk to that retard for customer support... "Uhh whatever the issue is, it is 100% your fault and we have done everything correct! Thanks for the money dummy and go fuck yourself! ACK ACK ACK, did I handle that pretty good dad?"
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Nah, this is a real life confrontation. He would have meekly offered some apologies, then walk round the break room saying how he would have smacked this shit out of the guy if he'd said that to his face.
 
Pargon said:
I recall the SoK making several references to GamerNicole, which I believe was a Twitter handle of a person who was sexually/romantically forward with Phil to the point of obsession. Possibly a larp, possibly insane. I’m not sure there’s much lore about this person, though.
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ETA if anyone is autistic enough to cross reference those dates with anything surrounding DSP at the time, but I've heard that once pandalee came into the picture, gamernicole was done with Phil. I don't know when Leanna was introduced to us so worth a look to anyone.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
That makes no logical sense, whatsoever.

I guess the main thing is to not think too hard about it?
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They believe Phil's stories, or they're too far gone to care. It's really only a handful of people but they've got enough money to keep DSP going.

And yes, analyzing it just hurts the brain. The world is filled with idiots and Phil found a handful of them that have money.
 
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