🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Smutley]

For all our new friends wandering in, Connor has gotten farther in killing himself than ADF has. He's actually attempted it (twice) and been put on a psyche hold over it. His parents have power of attorney because of his last attempt.

So there you have it. Connor has more initiative and drive than Phil ever will.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

For all our new friends wandering in, Connor has gotten farther in killing himself than ADF has. He's actually attempted it (twice) and been put on a psyche hold over it. His parents have power of attorney because of his last attempt.

So there you have it. Connor has more initiative and drive than Phil ever will.

Oh really?
How did he do attempt to do it?

Pills, gun, rope or knife?

 

[Zeorus]

Oh really?
How did he do attempt to do it?

Pills, gun, rope or knife?

I think it was pills. I may be remembering incorrectly, though.

The real thing is more likely to be a tragic accident while masturbating.

 

[Smutley]

Oh really?
How did he do attempt to do it?

Pills, gun, rope or knife?

Hanging himself twice. The first time was in his bedroom I believe, the second in a stall in the school bathroom with his belt.

 

[KingCasio]

Oh really?
How did he do attempt to do it?

Pills, gun, rope or knife?

He used a hefty trash bag.

 

[Zeorus]

Hanging himself twice. The first time was in his bedroom I believe, the second in a stall in the school bathroom with his belt.

Thanks for the correction, I must have confused Connor with StraySheep in my head.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

...Dear me. Don't kill yourself, Connor... seriously.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Well, at least he attempted something. I doubt a belt could actually support his weight, though.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Connor.

Serious talk here.

Don't actually kill yourself.

No one actually wants to see you fucking die.

... Also dying because people kept asking where your fucking story was is possibly the most autistic legacy to leave behind.

 

[Sable]

So he's gone again?

That was much faster than last time, unless he's asleep or rubbing the fungus or something.

That synopsis had better be brilliant.

 

[Cosmos]

So is Connor still in his loveshy phase? I haven't seen him mention sluts and whores ladies lately.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

If he hadn't had a vendetta against me that drove him and others to dox me, this thread wouldn't have really started.

CONNOR.
It doesn't count as doxxing if you use your real name everywhere on the internet.

 

[HG 400]

Are you saying you wish to go visit @Dynastia ?

tfw no 'Mediocre' rating.

 

[TyrannoNinja]

That's nice, but the problem is not chiefly with the eighties bit.

If you can't think of your book in terms of anything other than references to movies, it's not going to be a good book.

You know, if it weren't for his almost-plagiarism of the Silence of the Lambs novel, I would say he needs to read more actual books if he wants to write his own. Not only would they show him how it's done, but he might pick up a variety of literary influences that he could incorporate into his own style.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Connor visiting Dynastia?

Imagines Connor flailing about, running past Dynastia from an angry kangaroo - with a rabid Drop-Bear on his head, swathed in a sea of biting bugs and chased by a pack of wild dingoes- until he trips over a Foster's beer can and falls into gympie-gympie bush

 

[Watcher]

...Dear me. Don't kill yourself, Connor... seriously.

He's too much of a pussbag to kill himself

 

[JU 199]

Inspired by today's events: Edgy Connor!

Big

Small

 

[HG 400]

Connor visiting Dynastia?

Imagines Connor flailing about, running past Dynastia from an angry kangaroo - with a rabid Drop-Bear on his head, swathed in a sea of biting bugs and chased by a pack of wild dingoes- until he trips over a Foster's beer can and falls into gympie-gympie bush

Then we render him down. Meat into pies for the devil-dogs. Bones into coal for the black powder. Fat into Guzzeline for the war rigs. Skin into pretty dresses for the ambiguously gay bezerkers. Blood into top-ups for the half-life warboys. And with that, what was once thought impossible would become reality. Connor, for a brief moment in time, against all expectations, against all odds... Connor would be a useful, functional part of society.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Connor visiting Dynastia?

Imagines Connor flailing about, running past Dynastia from an angry kangaroo - with a rabid Drop-Bear on his head, swathed in a sea of biting bugs and chased by a pack of wild dingoes- until he trips over a Foster's beer can and falls into gympie-gympie bush

Nah, the abbos will get him first.

 

[JU 199]

Then we render him down. Meat into pies for the devil-dogs. Bones into coal for the black powder. Fat into Guzzeline for the war rigs. Skin into pretty dresses for the ambiguously gay bezerkers. Blood into top-ups for the half-life warboys. And with that, what was once thought impossible would become reality. Connor, for a brief moment in time, against all expectations, against all odds... Connor would be a useful, functional part of society.

What do you expect me to do? Crawl across the desert beeing hunted by canibals? Find a wreck and fix it all by my self? Save a small town from an evil dictator with a handgun and my wits? I'd rather be nuked.