🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Bugaboo]

Why the fuck do you want to be a writer if you don't seem to enjoy writing

 

[Dudeofteenage]

@Dudeofteenage : I've thought about having the characters appearances updated to resemble more recent, well-known actors as opposed to eighties regulars and washouts. The story still has an eighties feel to it. Think Drive or Hotline Miami.

That's nice, but the problem is not chiefly with the eighties bit.

If you can't think of your book in terms of anything other than references to movies, it's not going to be a good book.

 

[Surtur]

I missed Connor. I am ok with this.

 

[GS 281]

Why the fuck do you want to be a writer if you don't seem to enjoy writing

Because if your last name is Bible it is completely natural to hsve delusions of grandeur and be a long-winded whiny bitch who likes to play the part of martyr while complaining about how hes persecuted and everything he knows is right.

Eta: fitting Satan was the first vote on this post.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Because if your last name is Bible it is completely natural to hsve delusions of grandeur and be a long-winded whiny bitch who likes to play the part of martyr while complaining about how hes persecuted and everything he knows is right.

Eta: fitting Satan was the first vote on this post.

(prints out, puts in frame, hangs on wall)

 

[The Knife]

If he hadn't had a vendetta against me that drove him and others to dox me, this thread wouldn't have really started.

Hi. Maybe I didn't make this clear. Maybe you just skim these posts seeking glowing praise. I can't even guess at your motivations any more, unless you're a masochist, in which case you'd be better off seeking a professional dominatrix who can give you all those deep hurting feels and a happy ending.

I. DOXXED. YOU.

COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT.

ON TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS.

BECAUSE YOU MAKE YOURSELF SO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS WHEREVER YOU GO.

You have three major talking points. Maybe four if we count your cock-fungus. They're like sticky dirty fingerprints you leave everywhere on the internet. And you use some version your real name on all of them. It really isn't that hard to connect the dots here.

 

[Null]

Stop stealing my credit, Knife. I am the true villain.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Stop stealing my credit, Knife. I am the true villain.

You just adopted the evil. The Knife was formed by it, shaped by it. She was holding a whip before she was a woman.

 

[harvey dirdban]

For the sake of argument, let's say I take two or three classes in one semester and work an eight-hour job on the days I don't have class. On top of that, I have homework, and other obligations, such as family. On what little free time I have, I have to write some stuff. Not exactly stress-free.

Connor, creative time is so much more valuable when you have a limited amount of it. I know that sounds paradoxical but you'd find yourself so much more motivated to write in your off hours if you had other stuff to do during the rest of the day. Hemingway said you shouldn't even be thinking about your story when you're not physically writing it.

 

[The Knife]

Stop stealing my credit, Knife. I am the true villain.

Oh, fine. I retract my previous statement.

Null is the mastermind of both this thread and the erosion of Connor's life. He is not only a brilliant man, but a handsome one, and his cock is long and powerful.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Oh, fine. I retract my previous statement.

Null is the mastermind of both this thread and the erosion of Connor's life. He is not only a brilliant man, but a handsome one, and his cock is long and powerful.

You. Bedroom. NOW.

 

[Rin]

Connor, creative time is so much more valuable when you have a limited amount of it. I know that sounds paradoxical but you'd find yourself so much more motivated to write in your off hours if you had other stuff to do during the rest of the day. Hemingway said you shouldn't even be thinking about your story when you're not physically writing it.

Alternatively, I always found that nothing inspired me to write so much as really boring lectures.

 

[Silver]

@The Knife and @The Knife's Husbando make this thread even better than it would be otherwise

 

[Bugaboo]

@The Knife and @The Knife's Husbando make this thread even better than it would be otherwise

I vote them Cutest Kiwi Couple every year

 

[The Knife]

This whole thing has gotten out of hand. I think it's best if I kept my head down again, because there's no use getting through your thick skulls. Or mine, for that matter. We haven't accomplished anything in the past 440 pages, yet we both insist on posting in it. This akin to a toxic relationship.

This is the message I was waiting for. Not because it displays the slightest bit of self-awareness, but because it's all part of the Garbage Cycle.

1) Connor's mouth writes checks his ass can't cash (in this case, providing a long detailed fresh synopsis of RE).
2) Connor stalls out.
3) Connor panics when he realizes he's about to be called on said check-writing.
4) Connor goes into edgelord mode to rile everyone up, providing a diversionary tactic so that...
5) Connor can say that the topic has gotten out of hand and withdraw without producing evidence that he has, in fact, done anything.
6) Connor comes back two weeks later saying "hey guys, what's new! Here's a little update from your buddy, Connor Bible! Been making lots of progress on my life since I've been gone!" in hopes that we will forget that he never delivered on the last promise.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

That's not what Null's mom said. Last night I fucked her. Ask me how fat she was.

so you're doing a Tyce with I fudck ur mom - nice

Ooh, I get use this again!

u kno who da fuk this is #connorfagets
ther r 2 times ok
wen im doin middel school math
wen im jackin to molay ringwood
an wen im fudckin nulls mom #fuckdenver #mccafe

 

[MrTroll]

Connor, have you considered suicide to stop the pain and suffering of taking a single math class?

Just what we need, another Ahuviya threatening suicide every other week. Connor can't even muster the motivation to write a stupid 200-word synopsis of his stupid novel. The only way he's going to commit suicide is by slowly eating himself to death and not getting any exercise.

 

[Watcher]

Just what we need, another Ahuviya threatening suicide every other week. Connor can't even muster the motivation to write a stupid 200-word synopsis of his stupid novel. The only way he's going to commit suicide is by slowly eating himself to death and not getting any exercise.

Connor wouldn't be able to even write a suicide note given how he's incapable of writing pages in his novel.

Which oddly enough is the most successful deterrent from suicide he has.

 

[Silver]

"So, you want me to kill myself like everyone else, with a gun that I illegally purchased stuck in my mouth, probably failing to shoot several times before succeeding, blowing my brains and blood everywhere?

Well, fucky you."

Connor was found clutching an empty bottle of OTC pills in one hand and his dick in the other.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

You know, I've mentioned this before, but one thing that grinds my gears about this site is the Darwinistic, meritocratic attitude a lot of posters have. The world isn't as cutthroat as Mad Max.

I'm relatively new-ish and I haven't had that problem. It's almost as if not acting like a complete sperg and talking about fucking the site owner's mom makes people more likely to accept you.