🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
To sum up my activity for the past day: I come on here to check my alerts, make a couple of minor posts, people respond to my thread, things seem fine, Null comes in and stirs shit up, the Connor Cycle renews with a vengeance.
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The Connor cycle only repeats itself if the Connor allows it to.
 
Connor Bible said:
To sum up my activity for the past day: I come on here to check my alerts, make a couple of minor posts, people respond to my thread, things seem fine, Null comes in and stirs shit up, the Connor Cycle renews with a vengeance.
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Null just wanted to know why you even exist. I don't think this constitutes stirring shit up. As a matter of fact, if you just gave him a good reason about why you do actually even exist instead of talking about talking about dirty vaginas you would have avoided drawing more attention to yourself.
 
Connor Bible said:
To sum up my activity for the past day: I come on here to check my alerts, make a couple of minor posts, people respond to my thread, things seem fine, Null comes in and stirs shit up, the Connor Cycle renews with a vengeance.
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You have written more words on message boards than you have in a journal preparing to write a book. You're here because you need reason not to act. I challenge you to write and work on your novel every time you feel the need to pop up here or on wrongplanet or any other board. Before you go jack off, make yourself write for an hour. Earn your rewards. Before you know it, you will have your first project hammered out and people who know what they are talking about will respect your efforts enough to give real, honest criticism.
 
Connor Bible said:
To sum up my activity for the past day: I come on here to check my alerts, make a couple of minor posts, people respond to my thread, things seem fine, Null comes in and stirs shit up, the Connor Cycle renews with a vengeance.
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You were the one who said you were fucking his mom first. You are to blame.

Also where's that summary?
 
Connor Bible said:
To sum up my activity for the past day: I come on here to check my alerts, make a couple of minor posts, people respond to my thread, things seem fine, Null comes in and stirs shit up, the Connor Cycle renews with a vengeance.
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All of which is time you could have been studying, working, or writing, but accomplished none of these things.
 
I am using my massive, vastly superior computer programmer brain to figure out how Connor spends his time. Like.. he doesn't actually write, he doesn't take but one class a semester, he has no work and doesn't look for work, he can't possibly be into sports so .. what does he do? Does he play video games? He doesn't have a Steam account on his profile ... so like ... where does that time go? Is he literally masturbating 8 hours a day? What the fuck do you do Connor?
 
Null said:
I am using my massive, vastly superior computer programmer brain to figure out how Connor spends his time. Like.. he doesn't actually write, he doesn't take but one class a semester, he has no work and doesn't look for work, he can't possibly be into sports so .. what does he do? Does he play video games? He doesn't have a Steam account on his profile ... so like ... where does that time go? Is he literally masturbating 8 hours a day? What the fuck do you do Connor?
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We can deduce by the weight that most of this time is spent eating.
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1439524484 A moment ago KatsuKitty:
    connor more like can'tor
 
Since Connor seems to want to be treated as a real Lolcow, lets take a look at his Facebook shall we?
ooh, he's got some nice new old lady glasses that really accentuates his fat face.
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He doesn't make any other posts besides changing his profile page but I have found his old friend that he tried to throw under the bus awhile back. he's one of the few that likes connors posts. :(
 
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Connor Bible said:
To sum up my activity for the past day: I come on here to check my alerts, make a couple of minor posts, people respond to my thread, things seem fine, Null comes in and stirs shit up, the Connor Cycle renews with a vengeance.
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It must be so nice to have everything provided to you in your life when you put forth no effort in to anything.

Seriously your life is fucking easy and you're a lazy pile.
 
Null said:
Oh shit that's it, isn't it? He boredom eats all fucking day and passes time reading 9gag or some shit.
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He also goes on shitty sites like Wrongplanet and the rest.

I'd assume whining about his problems there and talking about shitty 80's movies takes up a lot of his time. As well as watching those shitty 80's movies.
 
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