Ethan Ralph proposes to an asexual crypto-jew lolicon

[Salade Nicoise]

I go to the mountains for one measly weekend away and someone just cracks open the darkest timeline and let's it all pour out on the floor, ffs.

Meanwhile, someone put Faith on suicide watch, coz y'all know that BPD bag of post-partum is losing her shit right now.

 

[Haru Okumura]

He's really living it up to cope with this week's devastating courtroom loss to Ade and upcoming loss to Vickers, huh?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

"The most tragic thing to happen all month"

Wait, it's August 1. I guess you're right.

 

[GL09]

If Faith doesn't take all his money for Xander, Manstsu will claim it all in the divorce. Best just to drink it all away now Ralph before it's too late.

I hope they have Gator officiate the wedding.

As if Gator is even getting an invite.

 

[Pixis]

Here we go. This time the divorce is going to an awful one, but oh so perfect for us.

 

[Fareal]

So... Yaniv is next or his ruptured stink ditch was just out of order?
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On current form, either Yaniv rapes Miriam or he finally gets his hands on a child.... okay, condolences to Miriam

 

[WWE Champion]

Is this a divorce speedrun? 12 months ago he was still together with Mrs Vickers, does this guy have no fucking brain left?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

I can’t wait for the disaster of a ceremony to occur. Makes me wonder what pedo party family has to say about all of this.

 

[instythot]

Mantsu simply finally realized that ex-wives get paid for kill report appearances

 

[thismanlies]

Somehow I get the feeling this will end horribly. Like horribly in a way that eclipses anything Chris has done.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

As if Gator is even getting an invite.

Someone has to be the maid of honor and hold up the gunt as Ralph walks down the aisle

 

[Motherf*cker]

Maybe it's because I've been following the Chris Chan thread now for hours between bouts of insomina but I am not convinced that we are now in an insane timeline that makes no sense.

 

[instythot]

Somehow I get the feeling this will end horribly. Like horribly in a way that eclipses anything Chris has done.

Horribly as in seeing mantsu getting thumbed?

 

[Pill Cosby]

I hope Ralph makes her sign a prenup because she will end up having custody of Gator and own half of the Ralph Retort.

 

[2lolis1cup]

I just want it to either go full tilt or return to normal. I would rather do a real LARP with a nuclear fallout than read this after just reading about chris. The world is burning and I'm not sure if I should be laughing or not.

 

[Zebedee]

Will their child have to fight the spawn of Chris and his mothers, over who gets to be the Anti-Christ?

 

[Dick Molesterson]

Someone has to be the maid of honor and hold up the gunt as Ralph walks down the aisle

Gator will be there to sweep up after the flower girl (Who they will hopefully keep far away from the Bride, Dax and Vito)

 

[RhoasJonas]

"THAT PEDO JAWSH IS NOT INVITED TO MUH WHITE TRASH WEDDIN'!"

 

[Key the Metal Shitposter]

have they even been together a year? cant be more than a year and a half right?

 

[Pizdec]

Next year we'll be knee deep in the paper abortion saga, while Ralph is trying to care for the baby he made with Pantsu as he is busily banging another chick he found behind arby's giving BJs for curly fries.